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@hazelnym.bsky.social

๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ’ฌ i, with my inflexible platonism, / my fierce seeing of only one thing at a time: / i ruled against the indefinite article.

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if you love something, take it apart until you understand it, then share it with the world.

25.08.2025 21:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 537    ๐Ÿ” 139    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

All my friends should be made to live walking distance from me. I don't care if this massively upends their lives

08.08.2025 14:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3289    ๐Ÿ” 734    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32    ๐Ÿ“Œ 42
a sticker that says yinz get rad

a sticker that says yinz get rad

yinz get rad

17.09.2025 13:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
LONELY ROLLING STAR
YouTube video by Saki Kabata - Topic LONELY ROLLING STAR

no better doing-nothing vibes than katamari

music.youtube.com/watch?v=pI5-...

08.08.2025 22:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

each county's emergency services are posting updates on social media:

allegheny: www.facebook.com/profile.php?...

westmoreland: www.facebook.com/Westmoreland...

butler: www.facebook.com/profile.php?...

11.07.2025 20:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

there is currently a state-wide 911 outage in pennsylvania. if you have an emergency, follow your county's instructions. for western PA:

* allegheny: try 911, then call (412) 473-3056

* westmoreland: bypass 911, call (724) 836-1551 directly

* butler: bypass 911, call (724) 282-1221

11.07.2025 20:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i had some of those irl stones when i was a child!! god. they had little stickers on the bottom that described what they were? and they came in a little purple pouch? there was a website too which i barely remember...

27.06.2025 06:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yo nice find!!

09.06.2025 00:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every single attempt to optimize away the understanding part of writing code will introduce bugs that end up taking 10 times longer to find and fix.

The finding part requires first understanding what the code is supposed to be doing, and identifying that it is not doing that.

04.06.2025 22:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 407    ๐Ÿ” 45    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

fingers crossed for you! my partner and i have been considering pursuing wine qualifications...

15.05.2025 00:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œI asked ChatGPTโ€ well I asked the three Fates and the one with the scissors got very agitated when I told her you were using your one precious life thread talking to that cursed thing

02.05.2025 15:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10944    ๐Ÿ” 3895    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 49

but what if: every time you return you home you are the cute lesbian coming over

06.05.2025 16:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh hell yes in a heartbeat! you'll be the first to know

04.05.2025 20:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Stop Forcing A.I. Into Every Fucking Thing!

Stop Forcing A.I. Into Every Fucking Thing!

Stop Forcing A.I. Into Every Fucking Thing!

29.12.2024 08:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15408    ๐Ÿ” 7340    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 53    ๐Ÿ“Œ 125

how dare you post this without a pic of the fit

04.05.2025 15:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
engraved rocks glass containing a red-pink cocktail and a large ice cube with "barmini by josรฉ andrรฉs" on the top

engraved rocks glass containing a red-pink cocktail and a large ice cube with "barmini by josรฉ andrรฉs" on the top

a selfie of me and my partner at sunset with a river and skyline behind us

a selfie of me and my partner at sunset with a river and skyline behind us

a bowl of ramen with lots of toppings: chashu, egg, narutomaki, scallions, corn, mushrooms, nori

a bowl of ramen with lots of toppings: chashu, egg, narutomaki, scallions, corn, mushrooms, nori

a rich brown cocktail with a thick layer of foam in a coupe glass

a rich brown cocktail with a thick layer of foam in a coupe glass

DC: great food, great cocktails, shitty coffee

04.05.2025 15:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Are You Thunder or Lightning? - The Paris Review โ€œThere are only two types of people in the world.โ€

not a personality quiz but an article i read a while ago www.theparisreview.org/blog/2023/04...

08.04.2025 14:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
an orange cat laying on a table staring intently at a helicopter figurine from a board game

an orange cat laying on a table staring intently at a helicopter figurine from a board game

kaiju

08.04.2025 00:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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One by Spork

spork closed briefly and reopened a few months ago with a new concept: onebyspork.com

24.03.2025 01:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

at one by spork!

24.03.2025 00:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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best fine dining experience i've had in pittsburgh in years โ€” and the best company, too โค๏ธ

23.03.2025 19:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a photo of myself in a hair salon. my hair is long, past my shoulders, slightly curled, half my natural brown and half freshly-dyed green.

a photo of myself in a hair salon. my hair is long, past my shoulders, slightly curled, half my natural brown and half freshly-dyed green.

back to my correct coloration ๐Ÿ’š

20.03.2025 00:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

please for the love of god bring back technical writing on interesting topics i do not want the selection biases of youtube and tiktok to gatekeep who finds publishing information based on their depth of experience worthwhile

10.03.2025 05:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

someone on reddit told me that their house refers to my how-to on legal name changes in allegheny county as "PA name change gamefaqs" and it's one of the best compliments i've ever received

10.03.2025 22:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character is standing next to a bathtub and looking at something . ALT: a cartoon character is standing next to a bathtub and looking at something .

me @ u rn

10.03.2025 22:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

second cloud!! โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ป

21.02.2025 16:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a fluffy white cat curled up asleep in the upturned top of a board game box on a table where the board game is being played

a fluffy white cat curled up asleep in the upturned top of a board game box on a table where the board game is being played

pictured: the best part of this game

21.02.2025 03:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i want to see my friends' posts but i am so exhausted by seeing constant reposts of anxiety-inducing news. i need to be able to opt into that shit for my own sanity

02.02.2025 04:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

is there a way to mute only reposts from someone on bsky yet?

31.01.2025 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Boy Is Tall

20.01.2025 23:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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