Kelsey Gamble

lol well now I just feel like an ASS you deserve a light bullying not to be torn apart by wolves

Do you want me to answer this or is it rhetorical

No you’re supposed to disagree with me so I can bully you more what am I gonna do with this Darcy CMON

THE PHRASE UNSHACKLING THE MANTLE OF PROFESSIONALISM MAKES ME WANT TO KILL YOU

My biggest thoughts: darcy deserves to be bullied for posting professional takeaways of freakon on bluesky

also bit dorky on main but this is the first time in my entire life I have made art and people actually BOUGHT IT unfortunately this means I have become a slut for future merchandise purchase related validation thanks in advance for your understanding

actively decaying with a full heart

thank you freakon freaks you have sustained me for another year x

Did a little talk at Freakon in melbourne

By far my favourite conference I’ve ever been to. One day of freaks, no recording, honest and raw chat. Love love love

You are all fucking insane

Omg it sold out so quickly wtf guyssssssssss

It’s TIME

FREAKON TICKETS ARE LIVE

Did we mention it’s free?

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FREAKON 2025 ANNOUNCED - SEASON OF DECAY We’re looking around at a world rife with rot. More layoffs, more greed, and the birth of a whole new type of AI guy have filled the air with a foul stench. It’s tempting to imagine our community coul...

FREAKON IS BACK
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Cya there!!!!! 💕

Who else is gonna be at Bitsummit hang with meeeeeeeee

It’s like… ok man what do you reckon made them that way? Oh, always being handed everything??? Yeah bet, bet. Quick question my man who was the one handing them shit

The level of cognitive dissonance you need to possess to complain about how the kids that YOU RAISED aren’t capable at life like smh these people lmfao

Table of boomers at the cafe next to me complaining about the adult children that they raised and how they have “no life skills” and “never make time for their family”

Brad if you read this and you recently went to K’Gari (they obviously called it the OTHER name) your dad suuuuuucks

I have the most talented friends man it’s fucked up how good they all are at shit

BUY THIS BOOK FOR YOUR KIDS AND YOUR FUTURE KIDS AND YOUR INNER KID ETC

might fuck around and put some ultra limited prints on the store idk what do you think

Gabriel Plush MACHINE, I HAVE BEEN TURNED INTO A MARKETABLE PLUSHIE THIS IS A PREORDER ITEM - CURRENT ETA AT THIS STAGE IS APRIL 2025 MANUFACTURED AND SHIPPED BY OUR FRIENDS AT MAKESHIP

Please also notice the cart reservation and also the new store layout it was many hours of yelling at screen to make happen UR WELCOME

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GABRIEL PLUSHIES LIVE NOW ON THE STORE WHEEEEEEEEEE

black text on a white background: “this user supports crows, ravens, and their agenda. corvid haters unfollow immediately.” the text is on the right and on the left is a crow

Not even kidding this song has been stuck in my head for over a year it’s an absolute banger and a bop and I AM SO EXCITED FOR YOU ALL TO HEAR IT

Sarah you’re so so talented and hardworking and brave 💕💕💕

Hell yeah 🤘🏻

Went to an exhibition with the kid the other day and accidentally shot the hardest album cover of all time

This is beautiful, mate. 💕

(It’s cool as heck even if it is bomb-like in nature)

Dave I’m ngl to an untrained eye this looks like a bomb

Christmas (2024)