Billy Keenly

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“Would I like to by a vowel” what I’d like is for you to acknowledge our child Ryan

Should there be a heaven when we die and you find yourself there but not me (bullshit) I hope you’d say stuff like “Feels like a mistake Billy isn’t here” aloud, or when you're frolicking in eternal bliss something like “Damn, Billy would’ve loved this!”

When God is pissed off about something and all the angels are avoiding his office they call it walking on eggshellsis deo

What a night!!

“Have yourself a merry little Christmas” is a condescending ass thing to say to someone. “Enjoy your little gift festival or whatever it is you people do. There’s a rabbit involved, right? Or a bunny? That’s the other one? I really don’t care!”

Feels intentional in a cosmic sense