@heyaustin.bsky.social
gay, nyc, hk, tweeting about running trains and also gay stuff 🏳️🌈
ok but what is the abundance bros’ plan for every gay club, bathhouse, pool party, and taxi cab playing music so loud my earplugs still aren’t enough?
19.04.2025 20:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0this flight to PV is an extremely chaotic mix of gays and families on spring break
12.04.2025 13:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
is this a recession indicator?
09.04.2025 23:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0hilariously the only stock i have that hasn’t totally collapsed is the 7 shares of grindr i bought as a joke
07.04.2025 14:58 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1didn’t really expect to be underwater on beyonce tickets in 2025 but hear we are 😅🫠
02.04.2025 01:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0so had lana’s family member already flown out or…
29.03.2025 00:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0just remembered that i could’ve sworn the gogo dancer at MEAT on saturday was @asscelaexpress.bsky.social
26.03.2025 02:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0omg i forgot about yik yak
22.03.2025 16:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Carcinisation but instead of crabs everything becomes a weed shop
17.03.2025 13:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0it’s really unfortunate that most americans are experiential learners
13.03.2025 16:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0what if humans went through pon farr?
pride. you’re describing nyc pride weekend.
i just saw this bus go by and i like it a lot but i just feel like they could’ve put her face slightly closer to the front of the bus?
08.03.2025 00:22 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0sitting through the credits, but only in a theater. not at home
22.02.2025 16:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0self lubing + cleaning hole 😅
22.02.2025 16:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0why is kori doing soozie’s makeup?
15.02.2025 02:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i thought we got rid of DEI why are there straight bros at my gay gym??
14.02.2025 12:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/02/o...
03.02.2025 02:22 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0country album of the year!!!
03.02.2025 02:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0btw it’s tax season and if it works for your tax situation you should use the IRS’s free DirectFile tool! it’s like turbotax but free and better!
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i don’t think anyone else in my building knows that dryers have lint traps
31.01.2025 02:55 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0imo the minute i saw it i wanted her to lip sync cause it could’ve been unique and stupid and funny!
if she had kept it on for the lip sync and been able to steal the show from inside mattress it would’ve been iconic, but she couldn’t
also if she had known the words…
joella should’ve kept the mattress on
25.01.2025 02:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0just need that forbidden horse gatorade bucket and i could be an extra in Sorry to Bother You
24.01.2025 16:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the amount of oat products i consume on a daily basis would make a horse blush
24.01.2025 16:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Flood the inbox!!!
23.01.2025 03:44 — 👍 43 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 0Over 9000 likes and 100 post cards sold. I feel like we can do better than that. The world needs SciShow!!!
23.01.2025 04:13 — 👍 3935 🔁 164 💬 52 📌 9queer community im not kidding when i say we need to check on and protect our trans people. now more than ever. like we ALL need to distribute community now
21.01.2025 00:02 — 👍 8 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0yeah i think i’d actually prefer that when there’s large things like months-long shutdowns, they order it in such a way that there’s a noticeable improvement afterwards, even if that order of work is more expensive
20.01.2025 18:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0about to get a lot of replies to my “hey handsome” messages at 4am
20.01.2025 02:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i forgot about battle hymn and was trying to figure out why grindr was so dead 😅
20.01.2025 02:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
