*snore*
*snore*
*fpfpfpfffpptt*
*snore*

Me, Grabbity, in my bed, eating my brekkie.

Forgot to mention I had breakfast in bed this morning. Aaah, luxury.

I've never put a paw wrong in my life.

Me, a tabby cat with a white nose and bib and white toes, on my Staff's desk.

Taking over Staff's desk and readying myself to steal her water.

So I washed him.

Two tabby cats trying to sit in the same spot.

Copurrnicus is being such a dick. I came to sit on Staff and he just barged his way in.

Claws get quite ouchy these days. Don't like staff fiddling with them.

No work. Only fusses.

You called?

In defiance of rules, Michael tried to jump on the kitchen bin last night. She was not aware it was emptied and lidless.

Michael 0 Bin Day 1

Grabbity on my lap and looking salty.

Was gonna do some stuff, but apparently now I am not.

If you try to take a cat a part to see how it works, we will have some very firm opinions on what should happen to you.

Has it been a whole seven years since The Interloper arrived? Oh he was a nightmare to start with. I had to bring out the Grabbity Hammer to keep him under control. Lucky for him he saw sense when we moved here to the UK.

It's a DNA thing.

Damn straight it's my jigsaw. And I'll push it all on to the floor if I want to, especially if you try to pick me up.

Me, ruining Staff's jigsaw.

Apparently I'm in some sort of 'Bluesky for Beginners' pack thingie, so I suppose I need to get the Staff to post more often. It's just so hard to get her to take dictation. Always "I'm busy" or "I'm knitting" or "Get the hell off my jigsaw".

Me, a tabby and white cat, on my Staff’s pillow.

Starting the year as I mean to go on: Invading the Staff’s personal space and talking it over.

Me, a tabby cat, on Staff’s pillow next to her head.

I was a very good girl last night, apart from the bit where I went up to Copurrnicus, who was asleep tucked in between Staff’s knees, and gave him hell. I’ll admit that might have been a bit much.

What? Wasn't me.

Gunk very bads.

My eye ulcer came back a little bit, so I too am having twice-daily gunk in my eye.

I do not like it.

It is not fun.

Me, Grabbity,a tabby and white cat, sitting on a red cushion.

My cushion. Mine.

Grabbity, sitting on my chest in bed.

Someone started her yelling at 6am this morning, because she hasn't had her early morning brush from @kevglobal.bsky.social for a few days and is disgusted. She didn't get it from me today either.

When Staff is downstairs, I like to sit upstairs and yell. And when she is upstairs, particularly at 3am when she's asleep, I like to come downstairs and yell.

Sometimes, I like to clamber onto her pillow and yell in her ear. Just to keep her on her toes.

Tabby cat on a green electric blanket.

Mmmm. Leccie blankie.

Me, Grabbity, a tabby and white cat, with my chin resting on my paw, which is resting on Staff's arm (she's wearing a red hoodie).

Was using Staff as a pillow, but she moved. Unacceptable.

Copurrnicus lying on his back at the end of the bed. Me, Grabbity, sitting on Staff’s legs looking a bit cross.

Just look at that show off, lying on my bed like he owns the place.

Me, a tabby and white cat, next to Staff’s head on her pillow.

Been a while since I’ve come for early morning snuggles. Staff was away, and before that i wasn’t feeling great. But today is a new day!

Tabby cat, me, on a lap in bed.

No getting up. Only snuggles this morning. Although I remain resolutely just out of reach so you can’t stroke me.

Me, a tabby and white cat, sitting in the Staff in bed.

Excellent and long brushings first thing, now cuddles. My morning is going well.