Nicole Rifkin

damon albarn melodica solo 🚨

the newlyweds were renovating a house and as their wedding gift we gave them the money for a new toilet when we met up with them the day after to apologize.

we showed up to a stranger’s wedding at the same venue and stayed for some time until we realized that we recognized no one

just for the record i am not proud of that but i do think it’s funny now that time has passed

whenever i get an inquiry with an impossibly tight deadline i think to myself that they are asking an awful lot of someone who once was an entire month late to a wedding.

i bought a shitty dvd copy of young frankenstein bc it’s not available anywhere to stream and that is offensive

hm

j is out with people i like a lot and haven’t seen in years bc i feel like shit. happy for them bummed for me

a text from me that says ‘hey have we ever talked about the comedy store episode of ghost adventures?’

home alone with the flu on a friday night

circling back on this

cat being pat on a blanket

i would die for her 🥩❤️

The entire print run of classic SF punk magazine ‘Damage’ is now online! Ryan Richardson is one of the United States’ foremost collectors, archivists, and dealers of punk rock records and ephemera, as well as being the Internet saint who created free online archives of Sta...

The entire print run of classic SF punk magazine ‘Damage’ is now online!
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'Ryan Richardson is one of the US’ foremost collectors, archivists, & dealers of punk rock records & ephemera, as well as being the Internet saint who created this free online archive.'

i appreciate your kindness with your concern about animals and those kinds of litter boxes. i did do my research and this is not the type that can harm a cat, i also have it set to manual so that it doesn’t cycle automatically. she’s in very good, slightly neurotic hands :)

litter robot home screen for beef’s expensive toilet

update on the cat toilet

we decided to buy a litter robot for our cat bc neither of us physically can keep up with the litter box so i’ve made sure i don’t forget

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self congratulatory message from an air purifier

getting shamed by the air purifier for smoking a joint

my partner shouted so loud while watching glee that it scared the cat

"Artists peak at 30", "30 under 30", "by 30 you should" ridiculous. Arts industries capital craves young people to exploit and burn out. It doesn't want older artists thriving and guiding the young. It also doesn't want artists to exist. Stop letting cannibals tell you you only matter on a plate.

show poster for a west coast tour. bands included are marietta, snowing, and awakebutstillinbed. see their website for more ticket and date info if legibility is an issue on the flier. it will be more up to date than what is seen here.

i got to make this flyer for marietta, snowing, and awakebutstillinbed! thank you eric!

haven’t seen cabaret yet!! i’m looking forward to it!

YouTube video by James Lucas Jackass 2 - Ending Scene - The Best of Times (2006)

youtu.be/zqi4pLjZ0Cw?... like????

starting a list of all time great movie endings:
All That Jazz
Jackass 2

it knows all 👀

enhance 👀

cat bed with eyes

zoom in on the cat beds eyes

this cat bed listing took me out

tonight i’m watching my cat play and working while my parents are seeing frank turner and the descendents

❤️❤️❤️

got my permanent crown in, they held the mirror up to my face and i slurred ‘new tooth goofin’ through the novocain and the dentist didn’t like that

laura doppelgänger from the black lodge

happy twin peaks day :)

had my first bagel post tooth disaster and it was so good it’s what i imagine mdma feels like