Michael Batey

The elastic of their exceptionalism will snap at some point. People just won't visit the US

GB News apologises to Islamic Relief over unfounded allegations The broadcaster GB News has apologised and paid substantial damages to Islamic Relief after airing unfounded allegations by an interviewee on its Camilla Tominey Show programme.

GB News has had to pay substantial damages to Islamic Relief. Hopefully this news gets thoroughly spread:

www.islamic-relief.org.uk/gb-news-apol...

Heard airlines touting 'bio fuel' as the solution? In order to scale it, we’d need to cover the land that we *currently use for food* in biofuel crops. One day the penny will drop: we can't magic away our impact on the planet. We have to reduce flying and reduce consumption now.

I’ve had red spots on my parotoid glands since 1985.

The boss has just gone for a P

I think 'Bradford' should say 'Bedford'.
The wires have made it to almost-Leicester now, though electrification of the MML has been 'paused indefinitely' 🙄

As fucking if

Robin Williams' daughter, Zelda Williams, also recently slammed people who are making Al-generated videos of her late father, calling the clips "gross." She added, "To watch the legacies of real people be condensed down to 'this vaguely looks and sounds like them so that's enough, just so other people can churn out horrible TikTok slop pup-peteering them is maddening. You're not making art, you're making disgusting, over-processed hotdogs out of the lives of human beings, out of the history of art and music, and then shoving them down someone else's throat hoping they'll give you a little thumbs up and like it."

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Stance's NBA socks are on MandM Direct for a fiver! Top quality and make good presents.

Tree Dog Night

Trifle 65

Me too (Tone)

The Day Today: Alan Partridge’s World Cup wheel

Right, I think I’ve got a handle on how the draw works

I’m trying to laugh at it, but it’s just fucking excruciating #WorldCupDraw

#AnagramOfWanker

The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service

Did you get as far as naming said comp?

That headline 👌

#StrongAndStaple

yay Cloudflare shit the bed again

Just an endless cavalcade of cuntery

A notification icon with a red circle containing a zero - indicating (pointlessly) that the user has no notifications

Feel like I see this every year or two. Stupid, lazy and annoying #ux #uxfail

Spotify Wrapped reckons my ‘listening age’ is 23

I don’t mind this. Not convinced it’s accurate though

I don't like my Spotify Wrapped this year, so I'm not sharing it. Also Spotify are bastards

Tweet from Een (@doc_fathom): Poe: Once upon a midnight Beastie Boys: DREARY Poe: While I pondered, Beastie Boys: WEAK Poe: and Beastie Boys: WEARY

The Grinch: Asda, McDonalds… I thought he didn’t like Christmas, the big fucking green sellout

"Pairing free buses with paid parking says we value people in motion more than cars at rest."

💯

'And now on ITV, our special programming for the sort of arseholes who get up at 8am on New Year's Day'

Wow! Straight onto the bucket list 🤩

Seinfeld for simpletons