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Writer, Marxist shitpost sommelier, Midwest mutant. (He/him guy dude) Author of "Ultimart" available NOW! Get it here: https://carlwilhoyte.com/

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A group of apparent armed agents assemble at the end of a street, as seen from the perspective of a person in inflatable frog costume, their frog’s eyes dominating the foreground. The Ice facility in downtown Portland on Monday. Photograph: Mathieu Lewis-Rolland/AFP/Getty Images

A group of apparent armed agents assemble at the end of a street, as seen from the perspective of a person in inflatable frog costume, their frog’s eyes dominating the foreground. The Ice facility in downtown Portland on Monday. Photograph: Mathieu Lewis-Rolland/AFP/Getty Images

Incredible (via www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...)

08.10.2025 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3390    πŸ” 739    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 99

This is what anti-abortion extremists do to clinics that operate in states where abortion is legal. It works.

07.10.2025 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Kash Patel in themed merchandise including a camo hoodie with a Trump skull similar to the Punisher logo

Kash Patel in themed merchandise including a camo hoodie with a Trump skull similar to the Punisher logo

Hakeem Jeffries standing with a baseball bat in an office

Hakeem Jeffries standing with a baseball bat in an office

Kristi Noem in a series of costumes

Kristi Noem in a series of costumes

Trump pretending to be a garbage man

Trump pretending to be a garbage man

"Everyone is now 12 years old" theory looking more and more accurate

07.10.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lol it’s this guy

07.10.2025 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4017    πŸ” 1197    πŸ’¬ 90    πŸ“Œ 52

Pretty bold to tear gas and antagonize a police department that ran an underground torture network for years. You two have fun!

07.10.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cool, who are these supposed leftists you're supposed to be quoting? Michael Cohen and David Frum? Interesting.

07.10.2025 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
07.10.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 146    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1

This is government censorship and a shakedown. Real "nice place ya got here" tone.

07.10.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A press release from Texas AG Ken Paxton reads in part: " Ken Paxton has launched undercover investigations into various groups affiliated with left-wing political violence known to be operating in Texas"

A press release from Texas AG Ken Paxton reads in part: " Ken Paxton has launched undercover investigations into various groups affiliated with left-wing political violence known to be operating in Texas"

nothing stealthier than announcing your undercover operations in a press release

07.10.2025 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 97    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 8

"Bucking tradition and legal precedent" is a mush-mouth way of saying "declaring war on American citizens to enact a national campaign of racist terror"

07.10.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What the fuck is a "Democratic stronghold", do you think they have a volcano lair like Cobra Command

07.10.2025 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

GlubGlub is tried and found guilty of war crimes in a military tribunal. A grim procedural about the morality of war.

07.10.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Reportedly, 35,000 Gazans attended the protest. 9200 were injured. That's 1/4 people attending that needed medical attention. That's the Israeli response to non-violent protest.

07.10.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I dunno, I heard they were the "most moral army in the world" who also steal prosthetic limbs, piss on people's floors, and sniff panties of Gazan women.

07.10.2025 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Israeli snipers intentionally targeting the knees and legs of marchers to cripple them, including the elderly and children. A journalist, Yaser Murtaja, was assassinated.

223 people were killed, including 46 children. 9,204 were injured.

07.10.2025 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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I will never not repost this

(Sound on for maximum effect)

05.10.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4044    πŸ” 1958    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 71

Books are one thing I shop exclusively locally for.

As an author myself, and someone who reads constantly, I *treasure* these places.

07.10.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This was also BEFORE the EV tax credits were going to evaporate, so everyone was rushing to get one.

07.10.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The source is "Russell Vought just made it up". Dude didn't even skim the article, just kneejerk posted it.

07.10.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. β€œI don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. β€œMaybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

08.09.2025 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 8601    πŸ” 1780    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 43

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

08.09.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 8582    πŸ” 1815    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 74

Epic awesomesauce, m'lady

07.10.2025 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Even *if* inhalers were uniquely responsible for destroying the climate, which they're not, the solution is to fix inhalers so they don't do that (like they did with the ozone layer and hairspray), not insinuate that asthmatics should... not breathe enough.

07.10.2025 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's a new concept in political lobbying called "Kill Every Child for Money" and you won't believe its purpose.

07.10.2025 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Police Said They Surveilled Woman Who Had an Abortion for Her 'Safety.' Court Records Show They Considered Charging Her With a Crime Court records show that the narrative Flock and a Texas Sheriff's Office has told the public isn't the whole story, and that police were conducting a 'death investigation' into the abortion.

Cops misled journalists about using a powerful surveillance tool to track a woman across state lines because she had an abortion, then tried to cover it up when we found out the truth. Huge story from @jasonkoebler.bsky.social and @josephcox.bsky.social this morning: www.404media.co/police-said-...

07.10.2025 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 971    πŸ” 483    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 21

Yes, it’s contextually relevant. But presentation matters. When you post β€œanti-ICE protests in Portland” with a picture of the β€˜92 LA riots, it cements a narrative into your audience. That’s responsibility. It’s not aiding clarity.

07.10.2025 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 184    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

This is how propaganda works. They slapped an image on this from Los Angeles in 1992 during Rodney King riots.

07.10.2025 12:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3130    πŸ” 1192    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 43

That really is it. Trump is a demonic rape ogre who farts into a microphone and Obama is an effete MSNBC intellectual who played the FP game.

Also their victims were vast majority non-white, so they don't count.

07.10.2025 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Goes to show that respectability & the appearance of bureaucratic process allows you to:

- assassinate US citizens with no due process
- Turn entire families in charred hamburger
- Rain fire on sovereign nations with impunity

You can get a Netflix deal out of it, rather than a Hague trial.

07.10.2025 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is not new or unique, but it is to some (like the NYC Bar).

Obama used drone strikes 563x, killing 3,797 people including as many as 807 civilians (and 3 US citizens!).

He told aides in 2011: β€œTurns out I’m really good at killing people. Didn’t know that was gonna be a strong suit of mine.”

07.10.2025 13:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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