Valentina Armageddeon

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If this person sat next to you on a bus or train and started ranting about Bruce Springsteen in this way, you would get up and move to a different seat.

In the United States, we have him the nuclear codes.

Unconfirmed intel: Musk’s government email address is erm71@who.eop.gov
Source: the intercept

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

My fitbit was like “yaaaaay you did double your peak heart rate zone for the week!” yesterday and like. I have been for a walk twice. The rest is panic. But thanks!

The White House Financial Disclosure page has been WIPED. The U.S. Office of Government Ethics mandates public financial disclosures for high-level federal officials through the OGE Form 278e promoting transparency and ensuring compliance with the Ethics in Government Act of 1978.

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Today and in the coming days, remember

*siiiiiiigh*

That’s why i never do it 😜

HOWLING 😂😂😂

Correct! But let’s just expect people (usually women) to provide their labor for free because scrolling is haaaaaaaaard

Fun story the reason people do this is that recipes can only be copyrighted if accompanied by “significant text”. So it’s to prevent bots from stripping recipes that people—often women—spend time creating and perfecting and then post FOR FREE. The people posting recipes get paid by ads.

Is this due to COVID infections messing up our immune systems, making us more susceptible to these infections? I can’t find great data on this one way or another.

I love how my cats spend the day downstairs but at bedtime they come up to do the worlds stinkiest poos in the upstairs litter box. Thanks, fuzzheads!!

having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition

I keep wondering why i feel so sick but then I eat like a pound of cheese for dinner 🤷🏻‍♀️

I have one too 🖤🖤🖤

Update: did not get snow. Did get and still have pain. Fabulous.

Yaaaaaay dynamic disabilities 😐

Long, but CRITICAL reading.

1/ 🚨 Conspiracy theories about the 2024 election miss the bigger picture.

The truth? It wasn’t one night, one hack, or one fraud. It was a system rigged in plain sight – right in front of us. The playbook was out in the open for years. But hardly anyone paid attention.

Here’s how they did it... 🧵

If my arthritis is gonna be this bad I better get some damn snow!!

WOAH

I got myself out of my comfort zone yesterday and did something just for me, that didn’t involve or revolve around my kids. First time in a decade! Today I think I will take a bike ride. Or maybe I will lay on the couch. Still undecided.

You are my people. Turkey SUCKS. Let’s gather together with people we love and eat food we actually enjoy!!! (I usually bake something fancy but this year I might make a lasagna)

Ciudad Juárez, 1892. Juan holds up a Burrito and says "Behold Luis, I call it: The Burrito." Luis takes a bite and says "this is delicious Juan, but how on earth does this look like a little donkey." Juan considers this and says "it looks like the ones grew up with." Juan shows Luis the donkeys on his family farm whose bodies have been malformed into burrito shapes. One donkey repeats "kill me. kill me."

Last night I dreamt about the moon. The most beautiful, biggest moon. I was trying to show it to people and it kept disappearing behind clouds. I don’t know what that means but I woke up tired. #dreaming

Aka the OG Toy Story! I love this ao much 💕