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been setting up iphones for users and I hate the fucking imessage faces this is the ugliest fucking thing on the fucking planet i hate them with my entire life they are against the teachings of christ and will burn in the pit for their sins.

Humans May Be Able to Grow New Teeth Within Just 6 Years Scientists are on the verge of a dental miracle.

The first patients will begin receiving the drug intravenously in September.

hour #4 hunched over my big red plastic ipad w/ headphones at carrabbas watching analysis tubers yell at bojack horseman like hes a real guy

A meme post about the PC Game Titanfall 2 that says: "Repost this if Trans people should get a cool giant robot friend and be able to wallrun". Giant robots in action poses and a Pilot from the game surrounding a group of happy trans people.

If it helps with your anxiety at all, four fifths of all animals are nematodes.

the Rizzler brings us a holiday classic

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Two headlines about the recent murder of that healthcare CEO. One headline describes the assassin as “meticulous and maybe professional” and another as “kinda hot”

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times

the left needs to stop making fun of the united health CEOs assassination, you might alienate the crucial health insurance billionaire voting demographic

• @elonmusk is no longer following @tiffanyfong_ * Premium @elonmusk Elon Musk 854 Following 206.6M Followers The people voted for major government reform building last week, a law-

The woman Elon Musk was paying $20k every couple weeks to post on Twitter must not be into horses

american schools: on the first thanksgiving, the pilgrims and native americans shared dinner to celebrate their peaceful coexistence in the new world 😊

me: that sounds nice! what happened next?

american schools: uhhhhhhh. dessert

me when i see a star wars post on #bluesky

my ballpoint pen work feels like a lifetime ago 😮‍💨

facebook marketplace screenshot with 3-inch inseam shorts, rabbit manure, african birthing chairs, and 9/11 newspaper listings

facebook marketplace going absolutely insane today

You could honestly put a smoke on both Mewtwo and Mew's hands.

don’t think people really understand how bad RFK jr. leading the HHS will actually be but unfortunately it will also be hilarious. like imagine a clown in your living room honking his nose, then dumping your grandma’s ashes on the carpet

✥ DARK SUN ✥

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Oops I liked the body shapes too much to cover them up with clothes. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #darksouls

A screenshot of SadlyItsBradley on Twitter reporting on the new Valve VR controllers being leaked.

The way this is going I'm gonna have to add "design VR controller" to my to-do list
I always assumed they'd improve on Index finger tracking, not remove it

Screenshot from 30 Rock of the character Dick Lemon saying "wouldn't be a lemon party without old Dick"

One of the greatest comedy lines ever written

THEN WHAT'S THE POINT

Even after 47 years, the 1976 Sony ECR-500 still looks amazing.

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Red Eyed

sack seventy two