I was watching "10 Ways to Avoid a Shark Attack" last shark week
Why isn't "Stay out of the fucking water" even an option?
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I was watching "10 Ways to Avoid a Shark Attack" last shark week
Why isn't "Stay out of the fucking water" even an option?
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10.03.2026 02:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I hesitate to pass this along, not confirmed, yet
Not that I actually doubt he's capable of saying it
Oh, we fully realize it
The recipients rarely do though
Itβs something about Americans, or their society.
Less than 1% of UK people own a firearm. In the US itβs almost a third of the population. And the weapons they do own are far more lethal.
Even places with high levels of gun ownership (Canada, Switzerland etc) donβt have the US mass shootings.
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y'know... we don't have the 2nd amendment here in the UK. we do on the other hand have the right to own firearms. various reasons, but you don't have to be a farmer, etc.
for whatever reason we don't ever have gun massacres. this is a US thing.
not about ownership. it's about the people with guns.
Vonnegut was right about everything.
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Read Cat's Cradle, it's basically a less absurd version of current affairs.
Classier than the Queen of England
09.03.2026 20:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Can we skip ahead to the Mussolini ending?
09.03.2026 19:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Golden Ballroom entrance is done
09.03.2026 19:40 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0SUPPORT ICE FLAG
09.03.2026 19:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0All his promises from January 20, 2025
09.03.2026 19:34 β π 3 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0
Yeah
Shamelessly stolen
We just broke the 1K barrier
09.03.2026 19:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The list is shortened
09.03.2026 19:05 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Attention ANTIFA
09.03.2026 18:59 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0