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Howard the Duck: Refugee from Blue Hell

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Just a smartass pretending to be a duck. Quack. (Same as the Kinja dude. Press Secretary of #Twinja.) Started a blog. Here's hoping. (He/Him.)

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Cory Booker is sort of like Zohran Mamdani if Zohran had the politics of Bill Clinton but still wanted to make you think he was Zohran Mamdani, so you end up with big bold proposals that don’t really do anything and are stupid

09.03.2026 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 904    πŸ” 114    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 2
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A Beautiful Day for a Neighbor: Tom Noonan (1951-2026) A personal tribute to a great actor, a great friend, and a gentle giant of a man.

"I looked up, and up, and up, and up, until I saw Tom Noonan's face, looking down at me with a curious expression. 'What did you say your name was?' he asked." A remembrance of my friend Tom, lost too soon. www.rogerebert.com/mzs/a-beauti...

09.03.2026 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 490    πŸ” 146    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 26

The Economy is now a bunch of cabals of illiterate pedophiles clasping their hands and trying to spirit bomb the economy back up every time Trump puts his hand on the stove cause the instant 'growth' stops we're going into a depression

09.03.2026 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 187    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Willem Dafoe in Streets of Fire (1984)

21.02.2026 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So glad I’ve hoarded so many barrels of oil over recent decades. It will be worth having had no room for us to live in our house, what with the 100s of big barrels.

But now it’s my time to shine! (somehow… will figure out asap...)

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Finally some has the courage to make a medium coffee available.

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a man speaking into a microphone in front of a catholicism sign ALT: a man speaking into a microphone in front of a catholicism sign
09.03.2026 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Similarly but less well known was their attempt at reviving their westerns, which resulted in the homophobic Rawhide Kid comic

08.03.2026 09:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They wanted to revive their other genre comics and started with Romance; because this was mid 2000s Marvel of course they thought Millar was the right guy to try it

It’s also rumored this was meant to be a stealth Ultimate book but the response to it made them drop that reveal

08.03.2026 09:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Alan Moore - Read Terrible Books - Storytelling - BBC Maestro
YouTube video by BBC Maestro Alan Moore - Read Terrible Books - Storytelling - BBC Maestro

The classic Alan Moore reason for engaging with bad art youtu.be/rCOmkrwQdFc?...

08.03.2026 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Like a lot of things rich guys believe and fund, the AI consciousness thing is in part driven by a desire to abscond from the responsibility of what they've made. It also explains why so many of them think we're in a simulation. Doesn't matter if everybody died if we're all just 1s and 0s baby!

07.03.2026 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2171    πŸ” 328    πŸ’¬ 68    πŸ“Œ 17

Game trailers at conferences used to be announcements of upcoming releases. Now they're basically like a six-year-old shouting "watch me!" All you know is they're about to attempt something but there's a high likelihood it'll just end in tears.

07.03.2026 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I believe the phrase for this is β€œeating the seed corn.”

07.03.2026 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 481    πŸ” 138    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3

I think it's important that if you are covering something like this you don't write this kind of sentence. As a journalist you shouldn't try to justify or normalize these companies completely illogical business moves. They are performing mass layoffs that guarantee they get zero return on investment

07.03.2026 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 288    πŸ” 119    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

It exhausted its PP, yeah

05.03.2026 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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boy I sure wish Sony wasn't a bunch of completely useless dimwits and would let me play any PS2 or PS3 ratchet and clank on modern hardware

05.03.2026 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 292    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 1

Side note it’s funny I’ve seen some folks calling this a bold new strategy when they literally had Ellis do the same thing during Age of Ultron and it was boring as all get out

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Day 9,173 of the Dubya Administration

04.03.2026 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 111    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just hope 4-6 get that treatment cause the last versions of those available readily in the states were on the DS

04.03.2026 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like I can’t defend DQ7’s newest remake but the DQ 1-3 2DHD were much needed after the most accessible prior version was an absolutely garbage mobile port with the blandest sprite work known to man and bizarre levels of input latency

04.03.2026 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you think anybody with money understands that everytime someone does this it makes all future service games less likely to take off

03.03.2026 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 833    πŸ” 201    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 1

the thing about live service games thinking they'll get fortnite money is the execs also have the brilliant idea that if they copy fortnite but skimp on the money they'll make even MORE money because they'll have fortnite but with a bigger profit margin

03.03.2026 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They semi-recently in the Beyond arc had an evil lesbian businesswoman who they used as a red herring for The Goblin Queen who essentially was a lady Norman

(Instead they decided to continue to piss on JMD by making one of his characters he based off a real person the Goblin Queen)

03.03.2026 04:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œOh it’ll be cool to play games on the controller screen”

(Actually sees the controller screen)

β€œOh, uh, never mind”

02.03.2026 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh dear

01.03.2026 05:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When the US did regime change in Libya to bring democracy, it led to slave markets being introduced.

With Iraq, the country collapsed and ISIS emerged as a destabilizing force.

In Afghanistan, trillions were spent only for the Taliban to return to power within days of the US withdrawal.

28.02.2026 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 625    πŸ” 218    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 9

Like any established institution under capitalism, journalism has been incentivized/coerced into supporting imperialist violence and left broadly unable to engage with radicalism or liberation without compromising their privileged livelihoods. Their defensiveness about this is loathsome.

28.02.2026 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 274    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't brook any 'Bloodborne is fine' takes. The frame pacing being fucked up is legit awful. That's an actual thing that needs to be fixed. I will always be shocked they never patched that

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