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@threefourteen.bsky.social

(He/him) STL shirposter just trying to make it through unscathed

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PLEASE stop driving with your hazard flashers on in bad weather! It does more harm than good.

Hazards disable your blinkers and create unsafe conditions for drivers around you.

Hazards are for stopped/disabled vehicles. If the weather is bad, turn on your lights and wipers and GO SLOWLY.

#stlwx

01.12.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*sees that olive oil spray has zero calories and olive oil liquid has 120*

*creates zero calorie food spray and becomes trillionaire*

01.12.2025 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When you come running to them meowing while they are trying to poo…

01.12.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

44 west is pretty clear, 44 east at grand though. Good fucking luck! I would bail and try to pick up 55

01.12.2025 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That 55 arsenal/potomac area is clear now

01.12.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

STL got too cocky with having an ok response to Saturday’s snow so of course today it is a complete shit show. Yikes. Hope everyone gets to where they need to ok or is able to stay put.

01.12.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"How is your new house?"

"So far we found just one flaw."

"Just one? That's awesome! What is it?"

"Can't find the entrance door."

01.12.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 189    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 2

Its snowing #stlwx

01.12.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Cyber Monday has become an exercise in raising the price to then mark it down. That 50% off most likely a much smaller fraction from the price that was out there a few weeks ago. For instance the Dewalt DCD740B was $159 MSRP ( Charger Not Included ) now $179 β€œsave 44%” www.lowes.com/pd/DEWALT-20...

01.12.2025 12:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Repurposing unused parking lots as a way to get people to RTO

01.12.2025 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Skate crowd would be pissed but theres the old Sk8 Liborius thats completely shelled out at this point

01.12.2025 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think its called Miami

01.12.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is Mark Kelly gonna run for Pres? Seems to be on the TV a lot these days

01.12.2025 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What would use more water/electricity: A massive AI computer farm or similarly sized non-standard indoor crop like soybeans? I know we can do hydroponics for lettuce, berries, etc, but with climate change being as it is what about other cash crops?

30.11.2025 12:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BCS Reserve is aged two years in Parkers Heritage Rye, while the β€œDoible Barrel Stout” is aged for a year in Heaven Hill barrels… twice.

They had plenty of original BCS which is now in smaller 10 oz format 4 pack along with Cherries Jubilee and Chocolate Praline variants in the original size.

29.11.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Its crazy to see Goose Island rare bottles just sitting out two days after thanksgiving. Used to have people stand in line for hours before open to get ine of the 3 special bottles that were dropped off. They would run out of Bourbon County Stout! I won a Goose Island mirror one year.

29.11.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A tall, slim Christmas tree decorated in a winter-themed color palette of gold, navy blue, light blue, and white, placed in the corner of a room with dark navy walls and navy curtains.

A tall, slim Christmas tree decorated in a winter-themed color palette of gold, navy blue, light blue, and white, placed in the corner of a room with dark navy walls and navy curtains.

My wife has an addiction to doing christmas trees. i’m good with it. She does an amazing job based on what people who decorate trees say anyway. This is the bedroom tree.

29.11.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Congrats!

29.11.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would pretend I lived someplace like Nantucket and take the ferry across the river every day

29.11.2025 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Cranberries - Linger is a song about overstaying your welcome after the Thanksgiving feast

29.11.2025 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Geeking out right now yall. I know its problematic for many but I love snow. Winds starting to blow so not quite as pretty as earlier but the wind also helps keep the weight off those trees too which is good

29.11.2025 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you’re thinking what I’m thinking just know good snowball snow means bad sledding snow. If you go take an inner tube type sled to get on top of it #stlwx #arthill

29.11.2025 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So quickly?

29.11.2025 13:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Right!?!

29.11.2025 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One can only hope

29.11.2025 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#STL City has 215 shelter beds and is operating 24/7. Opening another on Sidney street. Thank you @caraspencer.bsky.social and your team for prioritizing our unhoused

29.11.2025 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reagan on KSDK said chicago destinations from Lambert are cancelled. Good snowball snow weather but theres some ice hiding under it

29.11.2025 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It was probably one of the ones I dream about. Its one of my searches on zillow

29.11.2025 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So the snow will disappear after noon but potential for re-freezing overnight. If you’re doing things with family optimal time appears to be 3-6pm window

29.11.2025 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes I wish I lived in Alton

29.11.2025 13:03 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

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