@citifiedgoat.bsky.social
College Student, Mediocre Artist, 24 y/o Just a guy existing, learning, and drawing stuff sometimes. 🔞🔞🔞NOBODY UNDER 18 IS ALLOWED HERE.🔞🔞🔞
The alternate pov:
06.02.2026 15:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0SIMPLY RED!!! I barely see anyone talk about these guys! Been listening to their stuff since middle school, great music!
01.02.2026 19:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0So handsome!
29.01.2026 21:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That top has so many buttons... just wait until they all pop off one by one
28.01.2026 16:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We appreciate a Waddler- I mean, WARRIOR of Light!
28.01.2026 16:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me, regularly watching and enjoying Cal's FF14 posts:
28.01.2026 15:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0better yet, a stack marker
25.01.2026 18:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can't wait to see how the finished product looks!
24.01.2026 19:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Big Hrothgar is a need that is within us all.
24.01.2026 17:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A retired Hrothgar WoL would definitely become more cuddly. All those Tuliyollal tacos did a number to his frame!
24.01.2026 16:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I present to thee: Another large Hrothgar
24.01.2026 14:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
If Cal was a Zoo Pals Plate, they'd be bigger than an oven pizza pan.
23.01.2026 20:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Hrothgar-ification has begun. You cannot stop it. Bask in it.
21.01.2026 21:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"MY GIRLFRIEND
Picks me up from SCHOOL
And she brings me DEL TACO
In nothing but her BRAAA-AAAA
And ALIENS are REAL
DICK AND BALLS
DICK AND BALLS
DICK AND BALLS
BOOBS-"
-Blink 182
Love that meme
I wonder what you did to get such a sizeable body... asking for a friend
19.01.2026 01:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Simple solution: Make him so fat that he can't even reach the food anymore. Then you have all the food to yourself! Totally foolproof!
10.01.2026 20:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I've never tried Burger King's breakfast. Is it any better than McDonald's?
08.01.2026 16:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0How many bakery's worth of donuts does the big beaw need?
06.01.2026 18:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"It's supposed to be big boy proof" sounds so adorable to me, and I'm not sure why. But I approve of these optimal relationship goals, Pandough. Keep being the biggest and bestest, you two!
04.01.2026 20:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I've said it a million times, and I'll say it again. Fatties in armor pushes ALL of my buttons
02.01.2026 22:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That Asriel drawing you did in October melted my brain like nothing else!
31.12.2025 19:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm surprised that the pole isn't bending!
31.12.2025 19:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh nooooo, free man boobs! The horror!~
28.12.2025 19:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0An offer that's impossible to pass up! I'll gladly squeeze those soft pecs...~
27.12.2025 20:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What a generous kitty. Eating all the leftover cookies from around the world. He'll make Santa look skinny when he's done!
26.12.2025 19:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Looks like people are clamoring for my big lion bod this holiday season! Really works up a sweat, though...
24.12.2025 18:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fatties in a harness always get me, and this is no different. They way that fat spills over is just perfect!
18.12.2025 14:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A huge basket of fish and chips, just so I can see the contents of the basket bounce with each step
17.12.2025 13:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is how real men make out
16.12.2025 20:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This is what peak romance looks like. I'd be in heaven if I was out to dinner with a man of that stature!
14.12.2025 19:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
