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an image of bill clinton with the text "donald trump sucked me off??"

Phishfood is forshadowing iykwim

Good thread. In the American Ruhr that used to stretch from Buffalo to Duluth to St. Louis they used to call this kind of thing "metal sense;" an entire ecosystem of workers, companies, knowledge, and culture that built North America's 20th century industrial might. Mostly gone now.

YouTube video by brutalmoose Peer Pressure Parties: The Tupperware Tapes

NEW VIDEO: im talking about VHS tapes again
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He's also the president who killed things like this.

www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2025/...

I’m gonna wake up one day and someone will tell me that like half of reality will have been a homestuck reference and I’ll throw myself into the sea.

St Louis never change.

My favorite St Louisism is just everything around 1904. Somehow got the Worlds Fair, threw a hissy fit to get the Olympics at the same time, stealing it away from Chicago. Had the Olympics be a shit show, also took *The* Ferris Wheel from Chicago, then destroyed it and buried in an unmarked grave.

“All my ex-wives hate me and i have to waste all my money so my kids don’t get it”

As his candidate is defeated in Wisconsin, Elon Musk hasn't posted in 21 minutes. This is the longest he's gone without posting in over three years.

Elon hasn't gone 3 hours without tweeting in years.

This election actually broke him.

"They wish America was a developing nation again" is true on multiple levels

this but for profit?

squidward from spongebob squarepants is kneeling down in the water and crying . ALT: squidward from spongebob squarepants is kneeling down in the water and crying .

him, seeing an unsucked cock

Just all the better that he has some dumb Roman statue avi like he is inspired by Cicero or Marcus Aurelius to resurrect the glories of a past western golden age when he is just finding the most racist car on Earth and offering to lick it clean.

You only see a dick-sucking champion like this rise only once every generation.

Every once in a while I get a little headline from England that’s like “why nobody can afford bread” and I have to sit here like an idiot like what do you mean you can’t afford bread?

A vintage photo from the National Archives shows smog hanging over the New York skyline

A vintage photo from the National Archives shows damaged oil drums piled high at an Exxon refinery.

A vintage photo from the National Archives shows cars driving down a road as smoke spews from factories in the distance and air pollution hangs over everything.

A vintage photo from the National Archives shows smog in Los Angeles taken from a high vantage point.

Just thinking about what the US looked like before the EPA existed

news from my local radio :(

I have no enemies.

PACKERS FLAG SPOTTED

I want democrats who say to everyone “what I believe in isn’t crazy and are worth defending”

To say on camera to the world “I’m tired of being told that it’s normal and popular to make regular honest people suffer because of a handful of rich assholes can’t get over gay people existing”

Is it hard to ask for a Democratic leader that says “I’m tired of letting these assholes make everything worse? I want veterans to have healthcare and for grandma to have a pension and for kids in wheelchairs have an education and I’m tired of acting like that’s radical leftism.”

So how long until “dad” becomes weirdly oversexualized? I think another generation but things can move pretty fast.

‪It was literally a dream, this isn’t creative license of me just thinking up a kind of flavor I think would be good. I woke up in a fever hastily writing down and remembering the gift from god I had just received. also I looked it up and it’s literally a thing already.‬

A while ago I hazily dreamed up a thing I called “Etruscan Flavor Ice Cream”. Another weird flavor from the Midwest like Blue Moon and Superman. Named because it looked like - to me - Etruscan brown marble. It would have been chocolate, marshmallow fluff, and caramel or toffee.

Is there anyone out there that is mapping any delayed or cancelled federal payments ? Would be really interesting to see which towns and cities are going to be hit

Christ like half of them are on Clark St