Johnny St Germain

Rosemary and Thyme is probably the coziest, but the Honorable Miss Fisher wins for me simply bc im currently binging it again 😂

Murders in 1920s Melbourne.

A retrofuturist aerial warfare adventure.

And a 1990s BBC/PBS urban fantasy classic by he who must not be named.

cigs what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it ulysse i would do a split teafo Every day we stray further from God's grac

At the end of the night, I really dont give a single fuck if customers are annoyed.

I care about ending the shift safe.

Understaffing as policy makes for unsafe work environments. Granted, I work in an upwardly mobile zip code. But given that there are still meth heads hanging around its probably only a matter of time before we get held up.

This whole process can take on average 3 minutes, which if there is a queue people in it start getting pissed.

5.) Hit TENDER and take cash and make change (takes ~20 secs), or direct guest to PIN Pad (can take ~5 secs to two minutes depending on age of guest).

The eldest customer will try handing me their card like its still 2006.

4.) Scan their items, and try to upsell the "cashier focus item". (4% of people who are asked will make the purchase and I will eventually be fired for not doing this).

2.) Ask them if they have a phone number registered with us.

If yes, enter the phone number, and then check to see if they have a coupon they can use.

If no, Ask if theyd like to sign up to get the sales prices, its free.

3.) Spam ENTER before scanning anything or the POS system WILL crash.

The following is the official procedure when I am conducting a sales transaction at my job:

1.) Ask them if they found everything they were looking for in our giant fucking store.

1/????

My dick just blew a load. There's cum glinting in the sunlight in my thick pubes.

Spring has sprung.

Hey dad, can I have a good at him after youre done? I'm suddenly in the mood to top 🥵

I start every day by praying for peace on Earth, and that Teddy Swims is bisexual.

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

Our destinies are bound up together now.

I'll never forget the anger in his sisters' eyes when they told me what the IRGC did to one of their friends.

How knowing she was raped before she was executed, and their parents being warned that maybe their daughters should go to the West... for their own good.

I'll never forget the stories he shared, growing up under the corrupt rule of the Shah, and how they fought to overthrow that CIA backed puppet.

And how the Ayatollahs took advantage of everyone's fears.

Sounds pretty familiar now.

I'm grateful that my stepfather isn't alive to see whats being done to the country he fought to change in the 1970s and was forced to flee.

Broke my cooking slump by toasting whole spices and curry leaves together til wonderfully fragrant and grinding them.

I miss just being a house husband.

Just so it makes it outside the Pittsburgh bubble somehow: White Supremacists hacked the police radio channels, played nazi music and threatened to kill the mayor.

Gays everywhere, be on high alert, bc if it hasn't happened in your city yet, get ready.

War is coming home.

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I am once again BEGGING straight guys to stop serving so much cake 😭

The NYT style guide

Honestly our societal downfall was making truth paywalled while lies are absolutely free.

We live in a city, I work now so I dont have time or energy to cook our meals, so we spend a ridiculous amount of money on takeout only for him to leave his leftovers on the table after I go to bed.

Drives me bonkers.

For fuck sake, my husband absolutely hates having money the way he wastes food.

Way too many people are concerned about Sharia law and not concerned enough not if. But when, service workers take over society.

There WILL be beheadings of people who disrespect cashiers and wait staff.

Thats what daddy likes to see boy!