austerity is theft

nothing a little extra tariffs on [throws a dart at a map and spins a wheel for a rate] couldn’t solve

This is 100% certainly his sibling.

Bill Belichick finally reading the strings half a year after his zoomer girlfriend bought him this hoodie.

go figure, on the day the NYT chronicles the owner’s extensive drug problems

Why would reminding the public that they’re all a bunch of cowardly self-interested liars help “regain the trust”?

I remember getting a Tesla early on & ppl with W Bush bumper stickers would yell at me at red lights.

Then after Musk revealed himself as a Nazi I got rid of it & now right wing extremists r willing to kill for Tesla.

The names/ideologies are all just fronting for naked animal desire for power.

The stupidity of crippling phone service for a benefit literally designed for seniors can only be malicious. You have to have no practical experience with applying for this, no firsthand knowledge of how seniors use technology, and absolutely zero curiosity to improve anything.

ya, they’re just liars who want an excuse not to do their jobs, it’s a kind of deluded/phony institutionalism

This is like Kendrick and Drake if both of them were Drake.

The ban goes into effect on Sunday, and TikTok seems to correctly grasp that the only thing that can stop it from going into effect on Sunday is Biden triggering the discretionary 90-day delay that’s written into the law—which Biden has not, and TikTok is saying that a pinky swear isn’t good enough.

Everyone’s talking about how the AI bots made by Meta are bad, but just a reminder you can make your own Meta AI chatbot right inside Messenger and there’s definitely no problems there

Dems didn’t ban tiktok because of china, they banned it because some donors got mad because their granddaughters were hearing dangerous anti-israel stuff

what does it say (blocked)

Me: *tip toeing mischievously toward MRI machine*

Health insurance company (hands on hips): Stop right there mister! Is that medically necessary?

Me (kicking dirt): No

EXCLUSIVE: Where is Congresswoman Kay Granger? Amid the ongoing drama in D.C. with Congress debating on an interim spending bill a key question has arisen, "Where is Congresswoman Kay Granger?"

Refreshingly different: This senile member of Congress is a Republican, not a Democrat

There’s no workout quite like shoveling snow from the last ten feet of a driveway.

She tried to outflank Trump on the border, refused for months to commit to an actual minimum wage number, hyped a muscular foreign policy, did a battleground town hall tour with Liz Cheney, vowed to name a Republican to her cabinet, and disavowed virtually everything she ran on in 2019.

He went from “vibes” being a critique of centrism, to posting it into a religion, to now making it making it his own painfully online brand of centrism because people on the left correctly told him Biden was too old and people hating the economy was not a tiktok meme.

Woke up this morning remembering how, after Kerry's 2004 loss to W, the Democratic party and the press decided it was abortion's fault. When I tell you that this is not an exaggerated memory:

that was insane

it isn't simply biden's actions regarding israel - it's the to remain in good standing in the democratic industrial complex you have had to be quiet and/or lie and/or be a genocidal psycho and how does this political project recover from that. these are all bad people

have you ever done a tweet that got you followed by both Junlper and Bill Kristol

All along, Bezos's strategy was to own the infrastructure that other firms depend on to move goods & data — and to set up tollbooths across the economy.

Today, that vision is here. Half of Amazon's revenue this year will come from the tolls it charges businesses to access its rails.

good god almighty

this for me, but it was max rose

are you fucking kidding me lol

“Receiving positive feedback from Wall Street” is the strong connecting this response, tech founders deciding to “reclaim” power, and the Fed hiking interest rates until there’s a recession.

the sprinting that really communicates how much of a disaster this bathroom signage dad has on his hands