Mario

remember when charlize theron played megyn kelly in a movie directed by the same guy who did meet the parents and we were asked to call that feminism

YouTube video by Garth Marenghi Garth Marenghi - Have You Seen The Randyman?

when he got to the seventh randyman my spirit left my body www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtlU...

great advice

Once again, if you abide Catholic dogma then the Pope is the divine instrument of God on Earth. Deny that and you deny the faith.

If instead you just like to use all the trappings of Catholicism to oppress and rob a nation, the Pope is a glaring impediment to your consolidation of power.

“straight up giving the president a bar of gold” is where we’re at now on the “corruption isn’t real” scale

good work, John Roberts

The craziest thing is how much it costs annually if you aren't a legacy homeowner.

This is, obviously, unhinged behavior but also if you wanted to get someone to like you enough for that maybe don't do that???

What this means is that every year my mailbox is inundated with letters from people asking me to give them annual new member slot. Today, a woman has been going door to door *with her kids* and letting them ring the doorbell and slam on the doors until someone comes out she can ask for a membership.

When I bought my house, it came with a membership to the private neighborhood swimming pool up the street. It's quite large and also *extremely* popular, however to become a member you either have to own one of the original legacy homes or be granted a membership by a pre-existing member...

More of the suit (MagaMaga-Arch Belial?)

Glad BlueSky did this. When I saw Patton Oswalt saying Megyn Kelly should be fed into a woodchipper feet first for defending raping children based on what age she thinks is okay, I thought, "yes, comedian Patton Oswalt is going to, in real life, feed Megyn Kelly into a woodchipper feet first."

could i make it any more obvious

genuinely can't tell which part might be funnier, MTG slowly putting together the dots on this, now, at the end of all things, or the possibility that she thinks that nobody else has already

steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back

It’s important to remember that Donald Trump doesn’t like even the people around him that praise him 24/7z The only people he ever seemed to genuinely like were Roy Cohn and Jeffrey Epstein

"I'll show you my Big Beautiful Bill"

THEN YOU PURCHASE THEM AND DO NOT USE THE PROPERTY OF OTHERS

not even mayor yet and he’s already potentially getting big wins like this. there was a whole class of centrist writers who, after zohran won, immediately said he would not be able to get anything done, and particularly pointed to raising taxes as one very out of reach for him

Metroid Prime 4: Beyond delivers the series' trademark gameplay in spades, but I fear one very annoying addition might derail the whole thing Metroid Prime 4: Beyond has plenty of the good stuff. It also has an incredibly annoying, incredibly un-Metroid sidekick who won't shut up.

Consider the example in that Metroid article that's making the rounds. Having a voice tell you "hey, I think you might've missed something" when you bypass a save room doesn't teach the player to look out for save rooms. It teaches them to listen for instructions.

www.eurogamer.net/metroid-prim...

New insult to life itself just dropped

POV: You have just arrived at the retro fighting game local.

Michael Flynn, DOJ in Settlement Talks Over $50 Million Claim The Justice Department has been discussing settlements with two former officials from Donald Trump’s first term who — like the president — claim they’re owed major payouts from the US government as vi...

Basically saying "if you do crime for me, I won't only pardon you--I'll give you millions of dollars of public money." Truly unprecedented level of corruption

www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

This is true. Once at karaoke, I sang the entirity of Rainbow Connection as Kermit. People cheered, maybe someone cried. It's a beautiful thing when that moment finds you.