benji

god i miss the silt verses

today marks 1 year at the boathouse and in that year i have:
-been made sous chef
-been made head chef after surviving layoffs that killed the rest of the team
-had my identity stolen by my replacement
-been made head chef again
-quit smoking
-started smoking
-quit smoking again
-considered murder

become a chef they said. itll be rewarding they said (they being the voices i should have fucking IGNORED)

i cried twice

finally. wicked time.

teehee time to go to payroll and ask for 6 months amendments to my pay :)

who is who. there is a correct answer.

oh dont you start

god i miss smoking

anyway

im being cancelled for wanting to see wicked :/

might fuck about and take mario to a michelin place this week

makin my own dashi. if anyone even cares 🙄

i keep forgetting this kitchens open concept so when i YELL fuck off to a chef and the entire restaraunt goes dead silent i just. oopsie :)

anyway. need my head chef fired sooooooo badly its unreal

why the FUCK didnt that crop

im so far behind im even more of a grandma than ever before 😭😭😭😭

hi

if no one got me at least the tiny lady in my earphones comforts me. whenever i hear “battery low” i know everything will be alright 💚

girl i keep forgetting i have this

not sure which sucks more ass right now. job hunting, or resigning to the fact that im gonna have to stay through this christmas regardless of if i find a new gig or not

good morning nancy nation

men

i have good news from X, the everything app

oh yes