lisa >:(

*kid and I, having a normal conversation*
*in the middle of me talking, he asks:*
“Are you 42??”
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I’m gonna be with preschool after this week for 3 weeks🥹🥹🥹 YAY

A still from big sheep in the city. A sheep sits at their desk cubicle with a headset on staring at their computer screen.

Health insurance and a paycheck, but at what cost???

Updating my LEGO White House

Wait what’s this for

There are moments in my life when I just stare into the distance while carameldansen is playing in my head

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Cute zany face 🤪

Ko-Fi Commission from my beloved chancla queen @lisa2k17.bsky.social 🩴

#splatoon #splatoonart

Why did it take our fridge breaking for me to realize I had one more dose of Dupixent😭😭

😎😎

Make it your face photoshopped on Shadow’s face

Yes you do. Buy it >:(

It’s the end of the work week and im TIREEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDD😩

Bro sleeping in a tank top with loose shorts is top tier😭😭

Yes

HEY UNKO (jk HAAHAHAH im old too)

I mean the temperature isn’t even BAD tbh, but it’s barely never cold except for like….2 weeks in January but that’s it😭😭

I wish the cold came here to hawaii, it’s just summer all year long 😔🙃

Get lots of sleep and drink lots of coffee and water bc u boutta get dat BAGGGG boiiii

Just slay nicc. bc u always slay

It would be such a me thing to do if I buy mysef a Switch 2 just to play the Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker

Best childhood game ever :,)

"Is that a... raw chicken over my head?"

Gift illustration of @lisa2k17.bsky.social's octoling, featuring her lovely creature Oscar (the cat I mean lol)

#splatoon #splatoonart

Haha jk i love it heheehe

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YAAAAAAASSSSSSS (i think I’m catching a cold tho HAAHAHAH)

I got so used to sleeping early and waking up early that I ended up doing it on my day off 😩😩not me naturally waking up at 5 am without an alarm

Oh haaaaiillll yuh

I sleep early just for me to wake up randomly twice in the middle of the night 😭 I’m just glad it’s a 4 day week this week😭

GOOD LUCK I HOPE YOU LAND A NEW HIGH PAYING AWESOME JOB