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Post image 26.11.2025 16:02 — 👍 1192    🔁 165    💬 6    📌 3

Commander Riker,

Are you aware that there is an Orion pornographic holodeck program that features you as one of the performers?

Worf

26.11.2025 16:04 — 👍 156    🔁 21    💬 6    📌 0
You’ll never understand, lil
guy. True happiness comes
from creating an
investment portfolio
and watching it grow.
Not “friends.”

You’ll never understand, lil guy. True happiness comes from creating an investment portfolio and watching it grow. Not “friends.”

26.11.2025 16:07 — 👍 134    🔁 14    💬 0    📌 0
a tweet from @PinkNews reads:
"The Salvation Army urged members to be quiet about their anti-Gay beliefs because they harm fundraising efforts"

a quote tweet above it from @StolenDaughter reads:
"i was homeless, in the winter, with no hat or gloves, Salvation Army refused to let me in to eat holiday meal with other homeless folks, or even to pick a hat or gloves from donations (for homeless folks), because I'm Trans
Damn SA"

a tweet from @PinkNews reads: "The Salvation Army urged members to be quiet about their anti-Gay beliefs because they harm fundraising efforts" a quote tweet above it from @StolenDaughter reads: "i was homeless, in the winter, with no hat or gloves, Salvation Army refused to let me in to eat holiday meal with other homeless folks, or even to pick a hat or gloves from donations (for homeless folks), because I'm Trans Damn SA"

remember, Salvation Army is a big NOPE
use your extra $$$ for mutual aid groups

25.11.2025 22:04 — 👍 1297    🔁 715    💬 10    📌 19
Post image

microwave

26.11.2025 17:03 — 👍 374    🔁 64    💬 5    📌 6
Post image 26.11.2025 17:06 — 👍 1083    🔁 172    💬 14    📌 4
vertical image of many basketball size globs of grease along a tank and safety railing.

vertical image of many basketball size globs of grease along a tank and safety railing.

grease floats.

when it flows in sewage and into our plants, it thickens as temps fall, separating in our settling tanks.

the churning water forms grease globs that build like snowballs, and operators remove them so they don’t clog the process.

listen. don’t pour grease down your drains.

25.11.2025 21:05 — 👍 669    🔁 170    💬 28    📌 25

Perfectly good time to remind 🦃,

fats/grease/oils congeal around solids and wreck sewage systems. Let grease cool and scrape it into the trash or freeze it in a plastic container and chuck it on trash day.

Your pipes will thank you. 🚰💕

26.11.2025 14:22 — 👍 99    🔁 70    💬 5    📌 0

Yup

26.11.2025 18:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jesus was not only the founder of Christianity but also of AquaFitness, which is reflected in the ritual of christening, where you put the person to convert to Christianity under water as a primitive hazing ritual to make them aware of the need to perform under water.

19.11.2025 15:46 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
don't say america is bad! that's my place i pay all the time so they don't put me in jail for non-payment!

don't say america is bad! that's my place i pay all the time so they don't put me in jail for non-payment!

patriot

22.11.2025 16:10 — 👍 101    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0

People also really, really need to grow some more personality then "I like an old kids book series that was mid to okay to me because I was young and didn't know it was also super racist, homophobic and sexist". Like, get any other character trait at this point it's been YEARS

22.11.2025 23:40 — 👍 19    🔁 9    💬 0    📌 0
Schwierigkeitsgrad wählen:
Normal
Lutscher (doppelte erfahrung)

Schwierigkeitsgrad wählen: Normal Lutscher (doppelte erfahrung)

22.11.2025 11:39 — 👍 36    🔁 5    💬 2    📌 0
Preview
a sloth is laying in a wicker hammock with the website 4gifs.com in the corner Alt: a sloth is laying in a wicker hammock

How do I remain chill on social media?

A big thing is, don't namesearch. If someone snitch tags you over someone else saying something about you, YOU DIDN'T SEE IT! Don't have any extension that tells you if people block you, you don't need to know. I assume people block me because I'm annoying.

22.11.2025 18:25 — 👍 263    🔁 54    💬 3    📌 8
A screenshot of The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, of the player talking to an old human man with neck-length grey hair, wearing purple regal robes with poofy white fur trim, a red shirt underneath with gold detailing stitched in, and a large amulet in the shape of a diamond with a large ruby in the center, surrounded by smaller circular gems of various colors, which is the Amulet of Kings. The scene is set against the backdrop of the game's opening jail cell made of stone brick, with shackles on chains dangling from the walls.

A screenshot of The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, of the player talking to an old human man with neck-length grey hair, wearing purple regal robes with poofy white fur trim, a red shirt underneath with gold detailing stitched in, and a large amulet in the shape of a diamond with a large ruby in the center, surrounded by smaller circular gems of various colors, which is the Amulet of Kings. The scene is set against the backdrop of the game's opening jail cell made of stone brick, with shackles on chains dangling from the walls.

Emperor Uriel Septim:
"You! Let me see your face. You are the one from my dreams. I was swimming in cough syrup, and there was an orc wearing a tutu. I forget the rest."
#TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

21.11.2025 17:02 — 👍 79    🔁 25    💬 0    📌 0

I wanted to be an artist but they told me there is no money in that so I just used what I knew about coding to get my bachelors degree and here I am

22.11.2025 23:34 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me, welcoming everyone to Friendsgiving.

21.11.2025 21:06 — 👍 13    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

The article makes it very clear that home birth and similar births are absolutely not the same as the things this cult is doing. As long as it's supervised and guided by medical professionals (which midwives absolutely are) it's not far removed from hospital birth.

22.11.2025 23:18 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Also classic that they prey on vulnerable traumatized people. That alone is a tell-tale sign that they belong in jail.

22.11.2025 23:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You can have 17th-century birth methods is 17 century outcomes, or you can have 21st century birth methods and 21st century outcomes.

But you can’t get 21st century outcomes from 17th century birth methods .

22.11.2025 08:20 — 👍 116    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

I was absolutely terrified of transitioning, despite being told my whole life that being more masculine always gives privilege, a thing women still falsely say with the absolute confidence of a person to whom transmasculinity doesn't exist.

22.11.2025 23:03 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

You don't need to dumb down scientific texts or political theory, and also, it's not peak intellectualism to use Latin phrases, it just means you picked them up at some point.

21.11.2025 17:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I do not. It's not anti intellectual or anti-learning to have a program that is aimed at a broad population including younger people, older people, people who don't have english as their native language ect. use easier words. This is not an academic discussion.

21.11.2025 17:15 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Please think about that some people don't have english as their first language and therefore can't derive Latin from their knowledge of English. If someone is referencing a third dead language in a second language that might be very different from your native language you might struggle as well

21.11.2025 17:10 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Abfotografiert ist die weiße Seite eines Buches, in deren Mitte eine Zeichnung eines sitzenden Pferdes auf angedeuteter Wiese ist, welches eine Sprechblase hat, die „Trans Rights Are Human Rights!“ sagt.

Darüber der Text: „Hier war noch eine leere Seite übrig. In einem professionell publizierten Buch eines bekannten Verlags würde diese zusätzliche Seite nicht existieren oder mit hochwertigen Inhalten gefüllt sein.
Stattdessen sitzt hier nun ein Pferd und spricht sich für trans Rechte aus. Es hätte schlimmer kommen können!“

Dadrunter der Text: „Danke an Sou Alexander für diese wunderschöne Illustration!“

Abfotografiert ist die weiße Seite eines Buches, in deren Mitte eine Zeichnung eines sitzenden Pferdes auf angedeuteter Wiese ist, welches eine Sprechblase hat, die „Trans Rights Are Human Rights!“ sagt. Darüber der Text: „Hier war noch eine leere Seite übrig. In einem professionell publizierten Buch eines bekannten Verlags würde diese zusätzliche Seite nicht existieren oder mit hochwertigen Inhalten gefüllt sein. Stattdessen sitzt hier nun ein Pferd und spricht sich für trans Rechte aus. Es hätte schlimmer kommen können!“ Dadrunter der Text: „Danke an Sou Alexander für diese wunderschöne Illustration!“

Das Bild, was ich anhängen wollte, was die erste Textfassung dieser Skeets gelöscht hatte:

Die letzte Seite des Buches:

20.11.2025 11:06 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

#30-Tage-Buch-Challenge 5

(Hier nutze ich ein Joker, um mein Geburtsjahr nicht im Internet zu veröffentlichen.)

„Plastikefeu hält sich gut“ von @desastertristan.bsky.social ist ein liebes, spannendes Buch aus den Hochzeiten der Pandemie, in dem ein Virologe einen Personenschützer anheuern muss.

20.11.2025 10:57 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

The sexual tension between you and the guy you barely knew at school who came out much later and now your relationship is simply liking each other's Instagram stories

19.11.2025 18:28 — 👍 146    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 1
Post image 19.11.2025 17:42 — 👍 2058    🔁 441    💬 7    📌 13

Ich bin in so einem mentalen Zustand wo ich gern etwas mit sehr viel Käse überbackenes essen möchte

19.11.2025 17:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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