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A person is standing, back to the viewer, on a cliff and is playing the violin. In front of them is a dark void and a spot of light right where they are standing. The text reads: The void is calling

A person is standing, back to the viewer, on a cliff and is playing the violin. In front of them is a dark void and a spot of light right where they are standing. The text reads: The void is calling

Void Music will officially release on the 20th of March, spring equinox!

It tells the story of an alchemist, enthralled with the dark creatures haunting his home city.

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#webcomic #voidmusic

02.03.2026 16:27 — 👍 37    🔁 20    💬 4    📌 0

Yikes! Are you being hunted by government agents due to your genetics or physical appearance? Bummer! Use DoorDash code TRANSONTHERUN for 50% off your next grocery order to your hiding place. Act fast (expires tomorrow, $5 max discount, supplies are limited, we will tell the agents where you are)!

01.03.2026 05:28 — 👍 365    🔁 86    💬 5    📌 3

But they can’t even be bothered to treat their employees… excuse me, contract workers with basic respect. I doubt they’ll start with trans people.

04.03.2026 03:05 — 👍 206    🔁 12    💬 0    📌 0

All it shows is the Lyft is trying to get in early on the eventual cultural backswing post-the current political pendulum swing. Tell me when Lyft says it’ll give all trans people free rides until we have all our basic human rights, then maybe I’ll buy their earnestness.

04.03.2026 03:05 — 👍 226    🔁 16    💬 1    📌 0

Rainbow capitalism will not save us. Absolutely driving me bonkers that some LGBTQ orgs are celebrating Lyft giving a $10 discount for “trans joy” in the face of Kansas’ human rights abuses as some sort of magnanimous positive and not just meaningless culture war corporate performativity.

04.03.2026 03:03 — 👍 556    🔁 108    💬 18    📌 3

Good morning 🥐

04.03.2026 08:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the world is shit rn but at least there's the butts & stuff account.

04.03.2026 06:05 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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US strikes on Iran ‘outside international law,’ says Macron Macron joins Spanish PM Pedro Sánchez in calling the legality of the strikes into question.

After four days of hesitating, the president of France has joined the prime minister of Spain in saying that the 🇺🇸🇮🇱 attack on Iran is a violation of international law.

But they are still the only 2 EU leaders to have done so. Will others join?

03.03.2026 23:18 — 👍 4019    🔁 1023    💬 155    📌 60
>>Mein Bürgergeld wurde gekürzt, weil meine Mutter mir 
mit Lebensmitteln aushilft. << M.s Leistung wurde um 193 Euro gekürzt, weil ihre Familie gelegentlich für sie einkaufen geht. Ein Skandal!

>>Mein Bürgergeld wurde gekürzt, weil meine Mutter mir mit Lebensmitteln aushilft. << M.s Leistung wurde um 193 Euro gekürzt, weil ihre Familie gelegentlich für sie einkaufen geht. Ein Skandal!

Im Nov. stand ein Sachbearbeiter bereits das dritte Mal vor M.s Haustür. Er behauptete, auf ihren Kontoauszügen seien keine Abbuchungen für Lebensmittel zu sehen. M. erklärte, dass sie ab und zu Lebensmittel von ihrer Mutter & Schwester erhält. Kurz darauf wurde ihr Regelsatz um 193 Euro gekürzt.

04.03.2026 08:05 — 👍 62    🔁 24    💬 6    📌 0
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They shoulda never given me breasts. Im gonna get really irresponsible with these

04.03.2026 02:32 — 👍 1457    🔁 116    💬 36    📌 3
4-panel comic: Astronomers asking researchers from different departments to help them identify the “little red dots” in JWST images: (1) Entomologists [Person 1 behind easel that is black with red dots on it, looked at by Person 2 with shoulder-length hair.] PERSON 2: Clover mites. (2) Computer Scientists [Person 1 behind easel that is black with red dots on it, looked at by Person 3 with beanie.] PERSON 3: Stuck pixels. (3) Dermatologists [Person 1 behind easel that is black with red dots on it, looked at by Person 4 with ponytail.] PERSON 4: Cherry angiomas. (4) Graphic designers [Person 1 behind easel that is black with red dots on it, looked at by Person 5 with short hair.] PERSON 5: No, those are vermillion, or maybe jasper. Can I see your color settings?

4-panel comic: Astronomers asking researchers from different departments to help them identify the “little red dots” in JWST images: (1) Entomologists [Person 1 behind easel that is black with red dots on it, looked at by Person 2 with shoulder-length hair.] PERSON 2: Clover mites. (2) Computer Scientists [Person 1 behind easel that is black with red dots on it, looked at by Person 3 with beanie.] PERSON 3: Stuck pixels. (3) Dermatologists [Person 1 behind easel that is black with red dots on it, looked at by Person 4 with ponytail.] PERSON 4: Cherry angiomas. (4) Graphic designers [Person 1 behind easel that is black with red dots on it, looked at by Person 5 with short hair.] PERSON 5: No, those are vermillion, or maybe jasper. Can I see your color settings?

Little Red Dots

xkcd.com/3212/

04.03.2026 03:23 — 👍 1779    🔁 237    💬 16    📌 11

It's a delicate balance between knowing none of the current internet events and knowing too many of them 🥹

04.03.2026 07:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A screenshot of the Polymarket website showing a prediction market titled "Nuclear weapon detonation by...?" under the Geopolitics and Ukraine categories. The market displays three betting options with their current probabilities and "Buy Yes" or "Buy No" prices: "March 31" at 5%, "June 30" at 12%, and "Before 2027" at 22%. The total trading volume shown is over $843,000.

A screenshot of the Polymarket website showing a prediction market titled "Nuclear weapon detonation by...?" under the Geopolitics and Ukraine categories. The market displays three betting options with their current probabilities and "Buy Yes" or "Buy No" prices: "March 31" at 5%, "June 30" at 12%, and "Before 2027" at 22%. The total trading volume shown is over $843,000.

Polymarket has created a betting market on the use of nuclear weapons. Everyone involved in this should be put in prison for life.

04.03.2026 01:05 — 👍 6192    🔁 1856    💬 201    📌 396

A MEDICATED WARRIOR IS A LETHAL WARRIOR.

03.03.2026 21:30 — 👍 43    🔁 17    💬 1    📌 1

Die politische Welt ist mehr als weiß oder schwarz, das ist kein Fußball Match bei dem man dann sich ein Team aussucht und dann dafür jubelt.

Die Iraner:innen werden gerade zum Spielball imperialistischer Interessen zwischen drei mörderischen Regimen.

02.03.2026 12:24 — 👍 66    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Es ist übrigens möglich den Völkerrechtsbruch der USA und Israel zu verteufeln, gleichzeitig gegen das iranische Regime zu sein, gleichzeitig zu verstehen, warum die Iraner:innen froh sind, dass ein Diktator tot ist und gleichzeitig anzuerkennen, dass das nicht das Ende des Regimes heißen muss.

02.03.2026 12:23 — 👍 125    🔁 18    💬 3    📌 0

Tapping the sign

25.02.2026 19:15 — 👍 7491    🔁 3355    💬 9    📌 13

every person is capable of being a compassionate and rational actor, until one of two exterior influences manifests in their behavior. the first is nationalism. the second is “being too online.”

03.03.2026 20:29 — 👍 146    🔁 20    💬 6    📌 1

The constant need for new content also tends to bloat games. So many games started out cool and balanced but because new heroes/maps/items/whatever kept being introduced they turned to shit.

Looking at you Overwatch.

03.03.2026 21:08 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Friedrich Merz sagt, jetzt sei nicht der Moment für „Belehrungen der Partner und Verbündeten“. Aber waren nicht die Institutionalisierung des internationalen Rechts und die Verfolgung von Kriegsverbrechen und -verbrechern Lehren aus dem von Deutschland begonnenen Zweiten Weltkrieg? 5/6

03.03.2026 15:00 — 👍 20    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

Conventional wisdom is a really fascinating phenomenon. We're at the point where "everyone knows" kids were being rushed into inappropriate gender transition.

There are between zero and 10 recorded cases of this happening (depending on your definition of rushed).

03.03.2026 16:21 — 👍 589    🔁 145    💬 5    📌 1

CN #Transfeindlichkeit
„Bei ihr hätten sie das nunmal garnich gedurft!☝️😌“ wie lange hat’s also gedauert, bis du akzeptiert hast, dass IWER so behandelt werden dürfte? Knappe Woche? Herzlichen Glückwunsch./s 🖕

03.03.2026 12:27 — 👍 18    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

CN #Transfeindlichkeit
Wer „Haha, sie können ihre Grausamkeit nichmal ~korrekt anwenden~.. unglaublich!🙃“ hier für ne Art „Pointe“ hält: nein. Ziel dieser lebensbedrohlichen Schikane is, ALLEN, die IWIE als nich streng binär geschlechtskonform „auffallen“, massiv zu schaden. Genau das geschah hier.

03.03.2026 12:16 — 👍 21    🔁 8    💬 1    📌 0
A meme of a summoning circle with the words "Catastrophic Gen Ai Bubble Collapse" in the center.

A meme of a summoning circle with the words "Catastrophic Gen Ai Bubble Collapse" in the center.

One day this stupid thing will work.

03.03.2026 16:29 — 👍 3300    🔁 1108    💬 7    📌 10

Manche hier haben echt nicht mehr alle Latten am Zaun.

03.03.2026 17:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

2. In recent months, hospitals across the country have shuttered gender-affirming care programs out of fear of the Trump administration—often in direct conflict with state law.

26.02.2026 18:32 — 👍 364    🔁 25    💬 2    📌 0
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Trans New Yorkers Deserve Better Than Mamdani's Inaction On Trans Youth Care Closures The mayor has immediate steps he can take to ensure continuity of care for trans youth.

1. Its been a week since NYU Langone ended its trans youth care program.

Then Sinai followed a few days ago.

There are immediate steps Mamdani can take, and he refuses to do so. When asked about those steps, his office has chosen not to comment repeatedly.

Subscribe to support our journalism.

26.02.2026 18:32 — 👍 2516    🔁 810    💬 47    📌 123

The weirdest orgy ever

02.03.2026 19:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

And that’s what pride month is all about, Nerevar.

02.03.2026 12:33 — 👍 64    🔁 14    💬 3    📌 0