Charlie Rhabdo

It's come to my attention that residents of Cincinnati are upset that, in my 15 Transactions newsletter, I referred to Skyline Chili as "mid". And you know what? I don't regret saying that at all.

Only dem candidate I will take seriously is one whose first action will be to expand the court to 13 justices

“if you raise taxes, the billionaires will just leave” wow that sounds even better

boring but also easy

they’re afraid of everything so getting the fear response is a layup

My dad would both “never go to NYC if my life depended on it” and “doesn’t care about the city at all” while being “very concerned about the communist mayor.”

Strange tension to hold in one’s mind.

you’re an outlier, but I appreciate you

so we’re replacing hot dogs with birria tacos? um hell yeah

football discourse is coherent in comparison, just with more cliches

I think it’s too smugly dumb to be satire

Rich people whining that they'll leave NYC if Mamdani wins is like when I used to threaten my mom that I'd run away from home if she kept forcing me to make my bed every morning so she'd open the front door and tell me to go ahead and I'd stand there for a minute and go back upstairs to make my bed

Goes without saying the Commandos need to go back to this uniform motif as soon as possible. Next step: Actually getting a logo

Maybe conflated it with the other elevator meme, “Not great, Bob!”

no, it was Ginsberg

and the irony of using this as a scathing meme is Don actually was thinking about Ginsberg, a lot

he sabotaged his work in this episode

Jonathan Vilma doesn’t know how offensive personnel packages work

@fanduelsportsbook.bsky.social what is you doin bby

Cortland Sutton is just alright at everything except at the catch point, where he is a wizard

what’s up with FanDuel?

Gen X mantra, never be blamed for anything, ever

Haven’t heard from Charlie Kirk lately

very sucks, actually

I know it’s a word but it’s a personal pet peeve of mine when people say “resiliency” instead of “resilience”

damn, I knew there was a good use for that emoji

Jayden noooo

the ball never hit the ground on that Hockenson catch, who cares what his hands did?!

In the same way any airplane carrying the president is called “Air Force one,” the starting qb in Tennessee is always Will Levis

did you quote tweet and block her?

why would you then block her tho