Joel Galloway

The ‘Farmer’s Almanac’ says goodbye after 208 years The 2026 edition will be its last.

This news makes my old heart sad, if only because I remember my mom referencing the Almanac for when we'd garden and dad for the best times to fish. Nostalgia is a fickle mistress... #memories #reference #getoffmylawn

Selling a Haunted House? What You Have to Tell Buyers (and What You Don’t) You don’t need ghosts to spook buyers, sometimes a home’s past is enough. Here’s what sellers should know about disclosure laws, pricing and perception when a property has a haunted history.

Given the high apartment rental and home ownership costs, most folks are more than willing to accept a little death or crime on a property. Just look at those built in cabinetry! #life #acceptance #fridayfun

YouTube video by Panera Bread Whitney Leavitt Panera Dr Pepper

When I had to Google both “dirty soda” and “Whitney Leavitt,” it became obvious this campaign wasn’t meant for me. Apparently we’ve moved way beyond just ordering a Bacon Turkey Bravo... #beverage #influencer #getoffmylawn

YouTube video by Coca-Cola Coca-Cola | Holidays Are Coming

I could go on about how AI is ruining human creativity, but we all know that’s just the old man in me yelling at the clouds. Get on board, folks, or get left behind... #holidays #storytelling #AI

Dole promotes healthy eating in Minecraft for global campaign “Make the World a Healthier Place” marks the first time Dole has launched a marketing initiative in North America and Europe simultaneously.

So, I cannot be the only person that sees the irony of promoting 'healthier' living via a video game that requires (if not encourages) hours and hours of sitting on your rear, right? Whatever works, I suppose... #lifestyle #kids #idiocracy

This mosquito death trap is all-natural and very deadly The power of flowers and fungi is no match for these insects.

This is great news on how we can fight nature with nature, using the power of flowers and fungi! Now if my silly brain can remember this solution after the winter months in time for Spring... #science #natural #insects

Can Your Halloween Candy Predict Your Future? This Food Fortune Teller Thinks So Food works as a divination tool because it’s “transformational,” says Jennifer Billock.

My future contains a whole mess of Halloween candy in my belly. That's not a premonition, however, it's a (sad) fact. Hey, I'm not proud that I know who and what I am... #halloween #candy #getinmybelly

Look: 'Chunkosaurus Rex' wins Texas' inaugural Fat Squirrel Week - UPI.com Rotund rodents from across the state of Texas competed in Texas Parks and Wildlife's inaugural Fat Squirrel Week, with Chunkosaurus Rex taking the top spot.

First we had fat bears and now fat squirrels? I love celebrating chonky boys as much as the next person but I'm starting to wonder what's next. I, too, am preparing my winter weight, if anyone is curious... #celebration #bodypositivity #hungry

YouTube video by Pringles U.S. Pringles | Duck King

We've all made duck lips with Pringles, admit it, but this is the type of weird and quirky humor that gives me hope of what else might be possible. Farewell, commoners! #quack #crisps #nojudgment

YouTube video by ZHENG WEN Chime Commercial (2025) | The Holidays | Featuring Jason Momoa

Who knew in 2011 that Khal Drago would end up selling mattresses in a mall, bald as the day is long? Jason Momoa is a treasure. #holidays #money #humor

YouTube video by Commercial Archivist Amazon Commercial #8 (2025)

I’ve been seeing this commercial a lot lately and the thing that “hits” me hard is the dad shown exercising while listening to 'Shine' by Collective Soul is me... #90s #GenX #noregrets

World’s hottest engine reaches temperatures hotter than sun’s core Impressively, the world's hottest engine could alter our understanding of thermodynamics as well as human diseases.

I've been told that when sleeping my body emits heat hot as the sun, but I can neither confirm nor deny. Maybe science should study my REM sleep energy transfer process? I've nothing better to do... #power #physics #fridayfun

The older I get and the more life's challenges are endured, seeing a parade of pets in creative Halloween costumes is a reminder that things aren't so bad... #dogs #cats #celebration

YouTube video by Slim Jim Ready to Snap? Snap into a Slim Jim!

It may not be the Macho Man (what ever really is?) but I will every once in a while 'snap into a Slim Jim.' OH, YEAH! #stress #culture #energy

What happens to our bodies when we touch grass

Hey, I'm all for lying in the grass while enjoying its impact on my physical and mental well-being...if it wasn't for all the fire ants, chiggers, and mosquitoes. Otherwise, it's great! #health #nature #getoffmylawn

Pictured: Winning entries for Wildlife Photographer of the Year 2025 South African photographer Wim van den Heever takes the main prize for his shot

I love seeing how people view the world through their cameras, capturing moments in time that will last forever. Art is amazing! #camera #winners #fridayfun

YouTube Launches Dedicated Mental Health Resource Section for Teenagers The new video shelves showcase content from mental health professionals and organizations that teenagers frequently engage with.

This is a necessary and important offering, esp. if a teen is searching for mental health topics. My only concern is how much reliable information can you put into a 5-second video? See: Teenagers attention span. #resources #topics #delivery #socialmedia

This portable, 3D-printed device can pull drinking water out of thin air Water from Air could produce enough daily water for a family of four.

This sounds great! However, I'm assuming the areas that need remote water production probably don't have readily available electrical outlets for the 3D printer? We'll deal with that later... #technology #solutions #scarcity

YouTube video by Gushers FruitHead | NEW Horror Film [Starring Bradley Whitford]

Well, this is certainly one way to tap into the nostalgia people have for their youth? Then again, they've already made Winnie the Pooh and Popeye into horror movies, so... #memorable #whoa #halloween

Berkeley brewery's 10-cent beer deal builds community one dime at a time Many in the alcohol industry are trying to come up with ways to brew up some business. One brewery in Berkeley has found a unique way to get customers to sit down with a pint.

Let's see, from my house it will take 26 hrs while traveling 1,818 miles to get to Triple Rock Brewing and enjoy this daily 10¢ beer offer. Totally worth it! #getinmybelly #community #fridayfun

YouTube video by Hellmann's Hellmann's Football First Timer

Mayo does make for creamier dishes and this is a fun campaign, but did they have to include the 'squishy' dip sounds? It's the audio equivelant of saying the word moist... #nfl #food #party #ASMR

AI Humanizers: Everything Teachers Need To Know Humanizers are AI tools meant to change AI text and make it sound more human. These can be used by students in attempts to pass off AI writing as their own.

I'm afraid the "students using AI-generated content" horse is well and truly out of the barn. Instead of trying to combat this fact, finding new teaching methods if probably the answer. But I'm an idiot, so... #humanizers #writing #skynet

"Because it's not everyday you almost get a job." Funny as it is and catchy jingle aside, this ad hits a little too close to home... #outback #humor #reality

YouTube video by Cheez-It Cheez-It cravings can happen at crucial moments

I'll admit that this kind of 'spicy' humor tickles my funny bone. Besides, we've all been there, right? Right? #nojudgment #tasty #fridayfun

YouTube video by E! News Maxwell House Is Changing Its Name After 133 Years | E! News

I'm more surprised (shocked) that people still drink instant coffee? Don't get me wrong, I have fond memories of waking up to my folks enjoying some Folgers but that was a long, long time ago... #nostalgia #lastdrop #coffee

Americans Prioritize AI Safety and Data Security Most Americans favor maintaining rules for AI safety and security, as well as independent testing and collaboration with allies in developing the technology.

Well, duh. Maybe it's because most folks feel like nobody is at the reins of this AI horse? Then again, I'm just an old man shouting at clouds, so... #safety #data #security #getoffmylawn

Cutting down on coffee? Here's why you might get more vivid dreams Some people report experiencing more vivid dreams within days of reducing their caffeine intake. What's going on?

I realize dreaming serves an important functions in our well-being, of course, but this study doesn't take into consideration the chaos not drinking coffee will create during my WAKING hours... #caffeine #sleep #hulk

YouTube video by Lead From Behind Katie Couric’s Ready For Her Close-Up

Highlighting the importance of early cancer detection is always a good thing, esp. if you can use humor and a camera crew to promote it. #LeadFromBehind #spoof #screening

Scandal rocks international stone skipping contest 'Nefarious deeds' couldn't keep Jon Jennings from winning the World Stone Skimming Competition.

And here I was being happy with 2-3 stone skips, regardless the distance. Simple man, simple pleasures... #youth #outdoors #fridayfun

NikeSkims Taps Serena Williams, Jordan Chiles, & More for Athlete-Fueled Launch NikeSkims is marketing the new line alongside a host of top female athletes.

If Nike can guarantee that wearing NikeSkims will make me awesome like Serena, consider my sold! Holding in all my squishy bits is just icing on the cake... #activewear #partnership #innovation