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Orla Seraph 🔪🎵

@annoyance.bsky.social

Mildly obsessive idiot Quite essentially British 🔞 I'm 41 Political BS, science, lgbtqia positive, likes to debate from time to time, memes, horror, SCP's, music, anime, mental health #autistic

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Petition: Withdraw the Children's Wellbeing and Schools Bill immediately Government to withdraw the Children's Wellbeing and Schools Bill immediately, because it downgrades education for all children, undermines educators and parents. We think it will cause harm to childre...

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...

04.01.2026 11:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Still it's not like I don't have time to make my decision.

Financial plans leave me waiting until February.. and considering I'm still losing weight it's probably better to wait a little bit longer

30.11.2025 11:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not even the dress that I made to go see Cradle of Filth this year fits me anymore

It's annoying and good at the same time

There are just now so many more options that I can pick from.

Just from shein.. the place that sells clothes from anywhere £5-40 there's over £700 worth of stuff I'd wear

30.11.2025 11:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

So it doesn't really matter if you're a 3XL or a sites 12 it really comes down to the same thing. Stop trying to work clothes that don't fit you.

About 3 years ago I was a 3XL. At the beginning of this year I was a 2xl I'm now a large and nothing I own fits me.. literally nothing

30.11.2025 11:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

So years ago on Twitter I made a comment about how important it was to buy the right size clothes to feel good about yourself.. honestly it was a note of self-reflection because I had been gaining weight because of the hernia... Now I've lost 15% of my body weight this year it's the same thing

30.11.2025 11:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

XD

You go get them someone else put them in their place

12.08.2025 17:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You adjust don't you. I'm thankful I managed to keep as much mobility as I did. And once I'm healed I can get back on that push for walking 10 miles in 1 go

And there's nothing wrong with weaving your cane at those damn kids to get off your lawn multiple times a day

12.08.2025 17:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Now my surgery is on the 25th of this month

It is almost over.

The recovery time is six to eight weeks for most people.. I'm aware that I heal slowly so a minimum of 10 for me. But who cares, it's gonna be over~

12.08.2025 10:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Because the only way to fix it is with more surgery

I have obviously gained fatigue problems since then I've gained weight

They told me to lose 5 kilograms I've lost 12 to get this

12.08.2025 10:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Lol

Well you're partly right

More than 7 years ago I had cancer right I'm not sure if you remember that.

It was four and a half pounds on removal-ish and I did not heal properly from it.

I have waited seven years for them to offer me surgery

12.08.2025 10:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

THEY JUST GAVE ME MY SURGERY DATE!!!

7 fucking years I've waited

7 fucking years and it's almost over!

12.08.2025 08:24 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I've realised that my longer walks have started to unlock my more whimsical side where I have to restrain myself from chasing butterflies in public

09.08.2025 12:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Why the hell is this man still in office

08.08.2025 20:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you cannot go to the bathroom at work, you cannot go to work. If you cannot go to the bathroom at school, you cannot go to school. This effectively bans transgender people from a broad swath of public life in the UK

08.08.2025 17:00 — 👍 3533    🔁 1406    💬 48    📌 32

And no @bsky.app I will not verify my age with ID. It's an infringement on my personal safety

Frankly you should be appealing to the UK government to not do that

Like several other companies have done including open AI

08.08.2025 20:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My mother just bullied me into getting a trekking pole lol

08.08.2025 20:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My mother just bullied me into getting a tracking pole lol

08.08.2025 20:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I need advice from someone who knows more about ASD/ADHD and hallucinations than I do please #autism

18.07.2025 14:38 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Man Afraid to Ride Subway Named Head of NASA Trump has tapped Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy as NASA administrator.

very proud to have pitched this headline lol

10.07.2025 21:28 — 👍 4837    🔁 653    💬 67    📌 17

XD na I'm good it's all calorie burning after all

Had the pre assessment for surgery today still don't know when I'm actually getting surgery but it is hopefully soon

10.07.2025 14:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

For the UK and the conjoined humidity absolutely

10.07.2025 14:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Omg fuckin dyin, it was a mistake to walk 4 miles in this weather

At least it counts as resistance training

10.07.2025 13:36 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Got my pr assessment for the hernia operation today

Only been waiting for 7 years

They told me to lose 5kg I've lost 12 to get this

And dropped more than 1 dress size

(And when you're making a dress that's annoying I had to pleat it to save it)

10.07.2025 09:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@donnyburbage.bsky.social did you have fun last night

It looked like you did

Danny saved himself well when he almost fell off the stage

10.07.2025 09:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Guess what I did last night ~

Everything hurts.

I was leaning against the fence all evening. Did not stop me from head banging and yes I wore the dress I made xD

And I'll still be walking 4 miles today because fuck you why not

I'm still way too pumped not to

10.07.2025 09:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it's the concert tonight! I'm on pins

I never get to just swan off and do something xD

it's a bit hot to.wear all the supports though..oh well just have to anyway lol

09.07.2025 13:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Snail at the ren faire!!!
YouTube video by Bukkit Brown Snail at the ren faire!!!

@atheisticsnail.bsky.social

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25.06.2025 11:46 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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23.06.2025 07:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

MY SURGERY GOT APPROVED!!!

17.06.2025 14:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thanks CA

10.06.2025 11:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0