@flanneloccluded.bsky.social
Dad in Santa Fe
Same to you homie
07.10.2025 23:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0we all just accepted, as a society, that when a bird is a cartoon their wings are like arms and their feathers form usable fingers. wild
07.10.2025 23:19 — 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0🫨🫨🫨
07.10.2025 22:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Orc Frasier! we have only white wine! Meat is most certainly not back on the menu!"
07.10.2025 21:54 — 👍 33 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0He’s got so many pouches
07.10.2025 22:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lmao
07.10.2025 22:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And then the Angel said “Mariah Carey Grunge Album” and thus the Seventh Seal was opened and blood rained from the sky
07.10.2025 22:54 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0my cousin has the nunchucks of damocles, he totally smashed my uncle's mailbox with them
07.10.2025 22:49 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Damocles has other weapons too but all everyone wants to talk about his sword 🙄
07.10.2025 22:44 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 2Well I like coffee and I like tea
*knowing wink
Is Damocles on bluesky? What’s his @?
07.10.2025 22:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s pretty haunting
07.10.2025 22:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If any of you know Damocles, could you ask him when coming to get his sword?
07.10.2025 22:36 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0He has to explain his costume at length at least 70 times but enjoys it
07.10.2025 22:09 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0A guy going as John Popper from Blues Traveler for Halloween.
07.10.2025 22:09 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 7 📌 0Horton hews a Who
[CRITICAL HIT]
Referring to my homie as "my precious"
07.10.2025 21:27 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Truly the Irish invented hibernation.
07.10.2025 21:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You get it!
07.10.2025 21:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*extremely dramatic sports fandom voice
We *ARE* Hiber Nation
“The Lord of the Homies”
07.10.2025 21:08 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 03 Homies 4 the Elven-kings under the sky,
7 4 the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
9 4 Mortal Men, doomed to die,
1 4the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
1 Homie 2 rule them all, 1 Homie to find them,
1 Homie to bring them all & in the darkness bind them
He’s trangulating himself to a swift career end imo
07.10.2025 21:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Constipated payments
07.10.2025 21:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The lord of the rings novels but replace every instance of the word ‘ring’ with ‘homie’
07.10.2025 21:00 — 👍 22 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0One homie to rule them all, one homie to find them, One homie to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them
07.10.2025 20:59 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Perils of chasm life
07.10.2025 20:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We all have that one homie who was cast back into the fiery chasm from whence they came
07.10.2025 20:58 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Look, I still got a fridge full of Brussels sprouts, cabbage and broccoli. But I got to transition some time.
07.10.2025 20:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Friendship ended with Brassicaceae NOW Cucurbitaceae is my best friend A dumb take on the old friend meme. I am now friends with a pumpkin head
07.10.2025 20:43 — 👍 59 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0
