Haha
10.12.2025 04:04 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@flanneloccluded.bsky.social
Dad in Santa Fe
Haha
10.12.2025 04:04 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0They hate the waste!
10.12.2025 02:44 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Bring up a good point. I wonder if these are still sold exclusively at SEARS ?
10.12.2025 02:33 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Carl quintanilla, Jamelle, And Aaron rupar
If Iโm in a really good mood I just check in with these guys to get some current event type downers
10.12.2025 02:32 โ ๐ 14 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Tucking the kids in myself tonight as my spouse is at a holiday party. But the holiday party menu features Philly Cheesesteaksโฆ.??! And Iโm getting oneโฆ??!
10.12.2025 02:31 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0*Sean Connery voice
I shaw shree ships come shailing in
*sproing
10.12.2025 01:11 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Stratoloungerยฎ MediChair Iโข exclusively at SEARS A lady sitting in a room in a reclining chair
The chair is now springing up so she can walk away
Go go gadget Medichair
10.12.2025 01:10 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0At the end ask him what Jerusalem is worth.
09.12.2025 23:47 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Look out world Iโm using seed oils
09.12.2025 23:45 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0It doing laundry is cool then Iโm Miles Davis
09.12.2025 22:38 โ ๐ 19 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Crooning, swooning
09.12.2025 22:00 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Chet Baker! In the school pickup line.
09.12.2025 21:58 โ ๐ 14 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0the pudding is outside of the proof. the pudding surrounds and ensconces the proof. axiomatically
08.12.2025 22:50 โ ๐ 37 ๐ 9 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0The Bedgoerโs Delighte
09.12.2025 02:54 โ ๐ 71 ๐ 7 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0You canโt even meet the rockers uptown anymore because of woke
09.12.2025 21:22 โ ๐ 20 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1๐ซก
09.12.2025 20:29 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Mountain Dewd is past tense
09.12.2025 19:44 โ ๐ 19 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Hmm. Smite the harpies in the forest?
09.12.2025 18:37 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Two chickens with salt pepper and thyme ready for the oven
My part of dinner is done now. Oven does the rest.
09.12.2025 18:36 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I apologize for the last line, needs work
09.12.2025 18:25 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Wield the flaming sword before us
Fa-La-La-La-La ๐ตLa-La-La-La
Strike the Lichโs head off his corpus
Fa-La-La-La-La ๐ตLa-La-La-La
A cinnamon scented pine cone would kill a Victorian child
09.12.2025 18:19 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0This reboot is too gritty! ๐ฉ
09.12.2025 18:11 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Please, businesses based solely around a pun are always successful
09.12.2025 18:07 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Someone give me a couple hundred thousand so I can make this a reality
09.12.2025 18:04 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0A pastry shop across from a courthouse named โJust Dessertsโ
09.12.2025 18:03 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0A toy Dyson vacuum for your preposterous baby
09.12.2025 17:59 โ ๐ 16 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Everyone loves it besides my daughter, so we have it every week or two with toasted chicken
09.12.2025 17:58 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0