To the tune of rock the boat
05.03.2026 23:03 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0To the tune of rock the boat
05.03.2026 23:03 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Sail away!
05.03.2026 23:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A white cat with a brown tabby half mask and a dazed look on her face lying near a catnip toy that says “dude, you gotta fuckin’ rub your face in this shit”
nip crazed
05.03.2026 22:41 — 👍 21 🔁 3 💬 4 📌 1Yeah. It sucks
05.03.2026 22:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
*Aaliyah voice
🎶touch the stove
🎶touch the stove
MTV True life “I eat too many Cadbury mini eggs”
05.03.2026 22:47 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I will vote for neither Fetterman nor Fetterbeast
05.03.2026 22:36 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0Trespassers will be smote
05.03.2026 22:09 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Maybe we shouldn't have based our entire civilization around a thick black goo formed from countless dead lifeforms over millions of years, essentially the concentrated essence of death
08.10.2024 13:35 — 👍 377 🔁 87 💬 15 📌 15Beware of God sign
05.03.2026 21:54 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0The plural of Fetterman is Fetterfolk
05.03.2026 21:54 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fetterman simply can’t wait to lick the next boot
05.03.2026 21:53 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Hardship 📈
Patience 📉
Holy christ glad you’re ok
05.03.2026 21:19 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0More songs should start like Monkey Gone to Heaven. "There was a guy." Ok I'm listening, what's this guy up to
12.02.2026 18:30 — 👍 1037 🔁 227 💬 34 📌 17We’re having the best prices ever in terms of hydrocarbon
05.03.2026 21:09 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
(Super Mario Bros) Mario, I know you're just a plumber, but now you have to be the secretary of homeland security
oh yeah
05.03.2026 20:39 — 👍 20 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0I’ve been appointed special boy in charge of winning (western hemisphere division)
05.03.2026 20:25 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Clubbed Sandwich
05.03.2026 20:21 — 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0My phone yearns for the ocean
03.03.2026 18:33 — 👍 32 🔁 5 💬 4 📌 0I’m pursuing other leads
05.03.2026 19:43 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Bopper Massif
05.03.2026 19:01 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Bopper Massif
05.03.2026 19:01 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0i want you to show me foodways
05.03.2026 18:44 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0lunching it dumb boy style
05.03.2026 18:40 — 👍 34 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0Nice bopper. Big?
05.03.2026 18:49 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0The skier?
05.03.2026 18:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Is this discourse? Perhaps
05.03.2026 18:32 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
BONO MESSIAH OR BASTARD? Headline from select magazine
05.03.2026 18:31 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0Freelancing establishes what I call "boss redundancy" allowing you to tell one or more bosses to Fuck Off without crashing the system.
05.03.2026 18:15 — 👍 76 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 1