Wally 📗

For Halloween this year I will be what I am every year. A member of the Ralts line.

I haven’t done Kirlia since 2020, so it’s time to get my pleated skirt dry cleaned.

Over my dead body.

You can’t keep these hands from genuine cashmere. Many have tried, all have failed.

Got it. So you’re Ford’s substitute? How’d that happen?

What’s drip.

lol my muscles are bigger he needs a size down.

Our suitcase.

Also, I think you can skip flowers this week. It looks like a funeral home in here.

Oh wow where did this come from?

A vermilion turtleneck? Why didn’t I think of that?

I have the magic touch. Really. Plus she’s just naturally a pretty girl, so.

Oh.

Haru’s dogs are triggering my allergies so I groomed them all while she slept in.

There was no way in Giratina’s hell that I’d be playing dodgeball. I have too many enemies.

I look forward to hosting everyone and judging fairly and I thank you all for the roses. And I look forward to introducing you all to the STYLE judges tomorrow.

[this script is riddled with volleyball references…]

I’m honored to host it at the Verdanturf Gym Stadium. The theme of the tournament is 80’s. You WILL be judged by a panel of esteemed judges not only on your fairness of game, but also your /serve/… on the court.

Wow I have already received so many bouquets of Hoenn blue and red roses for being the first ever FAIR and league-appointed referee in the annual [and also first ever???] dodge[not volley-]ball game tournament.

I do take bribes, by the way. Monetary, Spiritual, or otherwise.

Good luck! Don’t get too beat up before the fight.

Lizzie just told me the League caught wind I was planning a Flannery level "wardrobe accident" for beach volleyball when I ordered a banana hammock on EverGrande wifi, so they pivoted to a fully clothed event. I need to start using private VPNs...

Ahem. This is official. Liza signed off on it.

2025 Hoenn League Dodgeball Tournament Pairings

Lisia + Brawly

Norman + Liza

Petra + Ford

Khepri + Ignatius

Winona + Sidney

Phoebe + Tate

I’m moving some names around.

I have the honor of announcing the pairings for the dodgeball tournament.

Yes. Please. You know how antisocial I am.

I would never keep you with them. They’re impressionable. But I would trust you to indoctrinate them to the cult of Wally.

I have a pyramid like in Dance Moms for my gym trainers actually.

Dealer’s choice. Bonus points if I come back and they’ve learned a thing or two.

Here are your keys for here, the gym, and the basement.

DON’T go in the basement. That’s where my Pompompurin collection is. I just need someone else to have access in case there’s a fire.

Any questions?

I just need you to tell my gym trainers what to do.

I’ve never had a roommate, so you might be right. I’ve only ever lived with my parents and my aunt and uncle. I’m like a platinum only child.

But honestly I think it will work out for the two of us. I FINALLY have someone to watch my gym while I’m galavanting across the PokéVerse.