OFMD Freaky Friday

Screenshot of WIP, white text of black background. Text reads: Ed felt positively predatory, his wolf-like grin sharpening even further. He worried the hinge of Stede’s jaw between his teeth and felt his cock twitch in his trousers at the sound of Stede’s soft whimper. He pulled back and scraped the sharp curve of the blade up Stede’s throat like he did when he could convince Stede to let Ed be the one to get rid of the stubble on his face. “Half the reason I let the lads cut so loose on that ship was because I was worried that bastard had ended you before I had a chance to mess you up myself,” Ed told him, breathing heavily. Stede started to edge along the wall again as soon as he eased his grip on that curly blond hair. Ed followed close enough that their legs were in danger of tangling with each faltering step Stede took. “I wondered why you were so friendly from the start,” Stede said breathlessly. He licked his lips before the corner of his mouth quirked upward in a nervous grin. “Everyone thought I was crazy when I described Blackbeard in such glowing terms.” Ed made a curious sound, stepped fully into Stede’s space to press their hips together. “Did you?” he purred.

The word of the day is whimper, and I can't make Stede stop doing it #OFMDFreakyFriday

Still a WIP so if you see any mistakes, no you didn't 👀

AO3 is back up! Woohoo!

For when AO3 is up, here's the tags, summary and link for the first smut I posted for OFMD! 😂

bsky.app/profile/rams...

A pair of hands tied up with rope. The OFMD freak Friday scroll is in pink at the top with #OFMDFreakyFriday and at the bottom it says share your old and new freaky fics or art!

Hello #OFMDFreakyFriday Folks! It's the last Friday of September, so please share your recommendations, your own existing work, reshare links to art you love, or post something new you've created! We'll share throughout the day! AO3 is sadly down, so we'll share throughout tomorrow too.

#OFMDnsfw

Post by @ao3org 💬 9  🔁 133  ❤️ 187 · AO3 Maintenance · AO3 will be down for about 20 hours starting at 07:30 UTC on September 26 (what time is that for me?) while we prepare some improvements to collection browsin…

AO3 will be down for around 20 hours on the 26th of September which just so happens to be Freaky Friday this month! Save those fic links you would like to share in advance, folks 💖

www.tumblr.com/ao3org/79555...

Background: various kinky instruments in a tint of red. Below the title is a skull and bones flag symbol, but the bones are replaced with floggers. Text: OFMD Kinktober 2025 Part 1 DAY 1: sex machine / cockwarming / anal beads DAY 2: knife play / free use / cum inflation DAY 3: cock milking / gangbang / yiffing DAY 4: exhibitionism / tit-fucking / sex furniture DAY 5: sex pollen / ravishment fantasy / glory hole DAY 6: anonymous sex / collar / bukkake DAY 7: watersports / lingerie / priest kink/hierophilia DAY 8: anal plug / body worship / cuffs DAY 9: medical kink / face sitting / double-headed dildo DAY 10: object insertion / daddy/mommy kink / immobilization DAY 11: strap-on / mutual masturbation / age play DAY 12: degradation/humiliation / thigh riding / scat DAY 13: breeding / monster fucking / menstruation DAY 14: stockings / pet play / psychic/mind-fucking DAY 15: predicament bondage / anal hooks / CNC

Background: various kinky instruments in a tint of red. Below the title is a skull and bones flag symbol, but the bones are replaced with floggers. Text: OFMD Kinktober 2025 Part 2 DAY 16: public/semi-public sex / edging / lactation DAY 17: chastity device / fisting / pimple popping DAY 18: grooming/bathing / coming untouched / foot fetish DAY 19: size difference / feminization / oviposition DAY 20: tentacles / double penetration / belly bulge DAY 21: spanking / leather / clitoral stimulator DAY 22: prostate milking/massage / somnophilia / knotting DAY 23: overstimulation / remote control device / electroplay DAY 24: squirting / frottage / breastfeeding DAY 25: praise kink / omegaverse / vacuum bondage DAY 26: fuck or die / orgasm control / breath play DAY 27: mirror sex / biting/marking / high protocol dom/sub DAY 28: phone sex / power exchange / macro/micro DAY 29: virginity kink / voyeurism / crying kink/dacryphilia DAY 30: aftercare / camboy/girl / stuck in the wall DAY 31: free space / creator’s choice!

Prompts 🔥

Thank you all for a busy #OFMDFreakyFriday! Here are the dates for the rest of 2025!

Had hoped to post the final Ed/Kraken/Stede chapter of my tattoos/voyeurism/monsterfucking fic #OFMDFreakyFriday directly inspired.
But that will still be a day or two.

So instead reposting my take on #Ed&Archie 's first interaction:

Too Much Fucking Rhino Horn
archiveofourown.org/works/62908372

I offer up the public phone sex fic @ophelia5wims.bsky.social and I wrote for Kinktober last year! These bitches have NO hinges, and they both love it.

archiveofourown.org/works/60026197

#OFMDFreakyFriday inspired by Kinktober sketch!

Stede's ankles are in a spreader bar, wrists locked to it from behind. Ed's legs hold it in place as Stede sits on Ed's lap. He can only lean into him, hot skin to skin, while Ed whispers all sorts of filthy things he's ever thought about doing to him

I will self-rec this here too.
Surprisingly my only OFMD fic with a lot of spanking (so far, she says)

archiveofourown.org/works/593649...

Okay, fuck it... it's piss, that's the anonymous fic I posted a while back for Sub Stede Kinkmas, here we are:

archiveofourown.org/works/61447375

#OFMDFreakyFriday

following the theme of me being a total ourfag stan, i wrote this lil fic inspired by their art (linked below)!! a very close pov subby stede, ft predicament bondage, blindfolds, gags, nipple clamps/chains... the sweetest little darling thing 👀 (2k, E rated)

archiveofourown.org/works/67261318

I am not the biggest smut purveyor but I did write this one omegaverse lactation pregnancy fic. 🪢💦🫃🥛

archiveofourown.org/works/47183926

archiveofourown.org/works/52079740 resharing my medical roleplay fic ft feminised bottom stede 💖💖

Christmas in August anyone? this one's a little fluffy but it does culminate in lots of pants-wetting so it's worth it. Ed takes stede to see the Christmas lights, treats stede to too many hot chocolates, and enjoys that a bit too much

archiveofourown.org/works/61369351

This one is a weird one.
Stede and Mary go to an...unconventional relationship councilor.

You should probably watch this music video first, as it was the direct inspiration for the fic.
youtu.be/IRDMInkkw7U?...

archiveofourown.org/works/46613563

may i offer you some tentacle!jim/olu/archie smut with a hint of otherworldly eeriness in these trying times? archiveofourown.org/works/57720253

In case you missed this little bit of mayhem from a few months back, it's a consensual non-consent situation between absolute strangers, as Ed flings a filthy wish out onto the internet and Stede answers the call 🫡 #OFMDFreakyFriday

archiveofourown.org/works/64610119

Remaining 2025 dates:

September 26th

🎃 October 31st 🎃 (the final day of @ofmdkinktober.bsky.social too!)

November 28th

December 26th

Well this worked out nicely. Penultimate chapter of Bottomless Blue in which the boys continue their reunion and discover something new about merfolk relationships 😌

#ofmdnsfw #ofmdfic #ofmdfreakyfriday

archiveofourown.org/works/659839...

For #ofmdfreakyfriday: archiveofourown.org/works/62784220

Modern AU, 2K of Stede being a sweet pup for Fang

Spicy art of Ed and Stede from OFMD. Ed, naked and on his knees, has a submissive and breedable attitude. His expression is both shy and expectant for what's to come. Stede's face is cropped out of the composition, but his hand grabs Ed's chin in a way that's both demanding and soft. We recognize the signature outfit from S2 (teal shirt and brown leather trousers).

Spicy art of Ed and Stede, pt.2, from Stede's PoV (we don't see their faces). Ed and Stede are going at it sloppy style, Ed is riding Stede's cock in reverse cowgirl position. We see his tattoed back and ass, split open on Stede's cock. One of Stede's hand is pulling Ed's hair, the other is grabbing his left asscheeck. On the other cheek we see an 'S.B.' heart shaped tattoo.

Looks like it's #OFMDFreakyFriday and I think I've never shared these on bsky 😌 Double page art I did for @becausethenightzn.bsky.social for which I designed the cover too and made a postcard last year! 💜

so it's #OFMDFreakyFriday huh :^)

#ofmdnsfw

I know I’ve already shared this for #OFMDFreakyFriday but it’s my only really eligible thing so far and I actually really like it soooooo get ur piss kink (again)

archiveofourown.org/works/67170574

STEDE MOMMY KINK AWAKENING???

this has been in my idea doc for ages and i'm not sure i'll write the rest so might as well release this ficlet into the wild for #OFMDFreakyFriday (although it's more a preamble to freakiness)
#IdasOFMDfic
🌇 in three parts below ⬇️

👀

there's something for everyone in this thread from @ourfag.bsky.social and i encourage you to peruse it extensively !!!!

bsky.app/profile/ourf...

A pair of hands tied up with rope. The OFMD freak Friday scroll is in pink at the top with #OFMDFreakyFriday and at the bottom it says share your old and new freaky fics or art!

Hello #OFMDFreakyFriday Folks! It's the last Friday of August, so please share your recommendations, your own existing work, reshare links to art you love, or post something new you've created! We'll share throughout the day!

#OFMDnsfw