Puppius Caledonius

One of my colleagues was born in 2006.

Awful business.

Biker Mice from Nostromos

Suffer Not Those Whom Consort With The Xenos

The "good guys" in AoS are already called the Stormcast so...

I got bored of Patriotic Alternative and Homeland were all incels, need to get my fix rampant nazi somewhere.

I am not allowed to paint more Night Lords Rhinos, no matter how cool they look.

I do not need a premium subscription to Spearhead magazine.
I do not need a premium subscription to Spearhead magazine.
I do not need a premium subscription to Spearhead magazine.

INB4 some brightspark says "I would have used eggs instead of a bottle fnarr fanrr"

I am trying to make pancakes out of a fucking bottle and I hate everything about this.

The American is going to have to learnt that real food is made of actual ingredients and stop eating all this processed awfulness all the time.

I showed this to a prospective playgroup last week :)

I don't, the American made it - will see if he's up for shopping it out :p

Breakfast was good today.

Fantastic cartoon.

Just because you like Junkyard doesn't make you a furry.

Promise.

I forgot to take a new bottle of gel into the shower and had to use The American's stuff and now I smell really gay.

My sleep schedule is so fucked these days :(

When you catch a glimpse of your body in the mirror 😱🥺

Reckon I can put away £40k in that time, especially once all the Immigration Drama is through with and he can get a job, so between that and the equity in the flat we can go somewhere bigger.

This house is officially too small.

It was more than comfortable when it was just me, but a year of a whole extra human and two cats? No.

I've got 30 months until my mortgage deal runs out (and it's stupidly good so not wasting that) so gonna bunker down, grow up, and start saving.

A lot of people just choose to be cunts because it's easier, and some people do performative martyrdom.

I never get that vibe from you though.

Bring back Fred Talbot.

He was wrong once and it made the news.

You're a pretty wonderful person you know that?

Been so exhausted with work recently that I got home late night, was in bed for 8pm, and slept for a solid hours.

Which was great and all but now I'm wide awake in the middle of the night.

Sam Altman is every cartoon supervillains rent-a-mook.

What's entitled is that you think your kids deserve more than other people's kids do.

If I'm not supposed to eat my feelings then why are they so tasty?

Morning world

No cheating. Your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist.

Not likely to work out well for me.

Ruff!

Who needs a dishwasher?

That jas.nothinf to do with this, and since you don't know enough about it then go learn more bfore you drag this man online