@audreyporne.bsky.social
Your goth cousin's friend. Standup comedian in NZ. I love horror movies. Ngāi tahu.
Flagged for 'Adult Content', god this website sucks
28.11.2025 19:50 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Leigh Whannell smoking a cigarette in Saw, you will always be famous. A vape could never look this hot.
28.11.2025 11:03 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
how it feels to be right when you literally just guessed with confidence
28.11.2025 11:02 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0In Euphoria Season 3, actress Girly McLady will play a camgirl sex addict who's selling molly to high-school strippers to fund her penis addiction
28.11.2025 11:01 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
I want what they have (cocaine)
08.10.2023 00:22 — 👍 84 🔁 19 💬 2 📌 1
My last 3 braincells
23.11.2025 02:58 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 2How come technology can invent a self saucing cake but we still don't have a self eating ass?
23.11.2025 02:52 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
when my husband is away, I tell him the shows he's not allowed to watch until he's home so we can watch them together, but sometimes I send him teasers
20.11.2025 10:04 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Saw your man do his threat display when a bug landed on him.
20.11.2025 05:05 — 👍 53 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
I think the new pain meds are working 👍
20.11.2025 09:59 — 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This is going gangbusters on twitter. Bluesky is too nice
19.11.2025 22:50 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0terrifying if literal, bagel bites
18.11.2025 10:02 — 👍 108 🔁 31 💬 2 📌 2😂😂
18.11.2025 09:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah! They're definitely not for me, but I've seen fans complaining with examples and I see what they mean!
18.11.2025 08:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think with Wicked there are at least 3 cast members who are dramatically thinner than they were and 2 in particular are acting odd, crying a lot, talking softly and acting like children, it's just fucking weird what's going on??
18.11.2025 08:07 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Thinking about becoming a handsome ER doc who doesn’t play by the rules
18.11.2025 07:34 — 👍 395 🔁 55 💬 13 📌 0If I ask out loud why the cast of Wicked are so thin and behave like they're made of glass, will I be attacked and accused of body shaming? Gauging the social temperature before I actually say it (this doesn't count, by the way).
18.11.2025 07:40 — 👍 28 🔁 1 💬 5 📌 1The best card a coworker could ever receive!
18.11.2025 03:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Never mind Rex Manning Day; yesterday was Audrey Porne Day. To celebrate, here's that time we had a nice chat about Empire Records. Happy birthday @audreyporne.bsky.social. An "Awesome" card is on it's way!
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It was my birthday yesterday, but I'm posting about it here today because I love attention.
18.11.2025 02:35 — 👍 26 🔁 0 💬 8 📌 1God, no. I'd never do that to her.
16.11.2025 09:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah, she's 31 in real life, but I thought the same lol
16.11.2025 09:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Okay, good! Might watch it tonight.
16.11.2025 07:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I've heard Wolf Man is bad, but I want Julia Garner to be my girlfriend, so on that basis, I will be watching
16.11.2025 07:04 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 1Ridiculous.
16.11.2025 07:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0years ago I was losing my mind arguing with a rude man on twitter and my husband said "you're playing chess with a pigeon" and it flipped a switch in me.
16.11.2025 02:26 — 👍 187 🔁 18 💬 0 📌 1bout to eat a pie that was best before today. I'm like if a woman was really chill
16.11.2025 02:18 — 👍 25 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
