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Want to thank the more than 1,500 people who came out to our event a Seacrets event in Ocean City last night.

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Networks are just two computers passing the same packets back and forth while saying "Exaaaaaactly"

05.03.2026 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 136    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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Typical sexism- Trump fires the first female DHS secretary??? πŸ™„πŸ™„We can't let him get away with this fam 🀬 Kristi Noem welcome to the resistance

06.03.2026 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

shut up

06.03.2026 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It was funny to see, I don't even remember which US newspaper it was anymore, but an obit of Ali Khamenei said something to the effect of "he lived a paranoid life in which he believed the US and Israel were out to kill him, which eventually happened"

06.03.2026 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1861    πŸ” 331    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 2

lmao

06.03.2026 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Videodrome (Cronenberg, 1983)

05.03.2026 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

High-definition is the worst thing that ever happened to South Asia.

You could get six people onscreen in SD, tops.

05.03.2026 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A tan box that reads "Crispy Oatmeal & Raisin Chex" in red, purple, and white letters, above a glass bowl of cereal in milk

A tan box that reads "Crispy Oatmeal & Raisin Chex" in red, purple, and white letters, above a glass bowl of cereal in milk

An ad for the cereal, featuring a rustic tableau of the cereal box, a glass bowl of Chex in milk, all flanked by a wicker basket of raisins, a grain scoop of oats, with a thick blanket

An ad for the cereal, featuring a rustic tableau of the cereal box, a glass bowl of Chex in milk, all flanked by a wicker basket of raisins, a grain scoop of oats, with a thick blanket

Crispy Oatmeal and Raisin Chex (1983-circa 1986): Crispy oat Chex pieces, mixed with plump, juicy raisins. This cereal was meant to evoke the taste of oatmeal raisin cookies

05.03.2026 12:28 β€” πŸ‘ 149    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 5

unclear if *third way* knows it

05.03.2026 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Windows 13 rumored to be "collecting hearts released from heartless" in an attempt to open Kingdom Hearts, sources say

04.03.2026 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 5082    πŸ” 2184    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 38
A color portrait of American country singer Lyle Lovett, emphasizing his distinctive pompadour and angular chin. YΓ¬chΓ©n hadn’t heard of Lovett before, but now he takes a few minutes from his current investigation to search out Lovett on QQ Music. YΓ¬chΓ©n surprises himself by liking what he hears. At night he catches himself humming the melody to β€œThat’s Right (You’re Not From Texas).”

A color portrait of American country singer Lyle Lovett, emphasizing his distinctive pompadour and angular chin. YΓ¬chΓ©n hadn’t heard of Lovett before, but now he takes a few minutes from his current investigation to search out Lovett on QQ Music. YΓ¬chΓ©n surprises himself by liking what he hears. At night he catches himself humming the melody to β€œThat’s Right (You’re Not From Texas).”

LOVETT1.BMF

05.03.2026 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Sorry not sorry

05.03.2026 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1041    πŸ” 138    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 8
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β€œThis is the most transparent Department of Justice in history,” said an unidentified spokeswoman.

www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...

04.03.2026 12:51 β€” πŸ‘ 492    πŸ” 107    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 7

ALFRED HITCHCOCK: ghood eevnihng. it has come to auhr attention that individuals born in 1946 will controhl the whorld’s gahvements for another centchary. theafoh they have oll been ehxecutehd by firing sqhuad

04.03.2026 08:26 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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152 Entertain Tape Sat 92 Nov 21-23 : 618s

04.03.2026 11:01 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok, I guess I have to stop making fun of UK elections for a bit

04.03.2026 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tucker Carlson, Quincy Institute, Candace Owens, and millions of others just experienced the completion of this seven year plan

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Scoop: U.S. ambassador to Israel Mike Huckabee joked to embassy staff about procreating while sheltering in place on Tuesday in a memo one U.S. official described as β€œawkward” and β€œodd.”

03.03.2026 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1442    πŸ” 375    πŸ’¬ 191    πŸ“Œ 233

β€œIconic shortbread cookies inspired by the original Girl Scout recipe” πŸ§πŸ‘οΈ

04.03.2026 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Girl Scout cookie supply chain feature length documentary when

04.03.2026 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

aren’t you also no longer working for the federal govt, seems like a bigger deal than a better commute rn lol

04.03.2026 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

they literally asked, β€œwhy would a car do that?” lol

03.03.2026 12:31 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

you are not prepared for the soundtrack

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that’s cosmo

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a thing historians will marvel about when they study this era is the extent to which the "war is a thing that happens to poorer, browner people" class went about systematically dismantling every aspect of the global political order that confined the costs of war to poorer and browner people

03.03.2026 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5881    πŸ” 1468    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 38

me filing my taxes late

03.03.2026 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 130    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

uh, I didn’t notice who gave the statement earlier, I’m pretty sure Weijia was PERSONALLY called something racist during by Trump during a COVID press conference?????

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