Seacrets Enthusiast is on bsky.app

sorry everyone this is mb

friends the field trip is coming through shall we say bigly

time to crack my knuckles and open the yankees subreddit

The Apple. Sorry people I know it’s not a popular opinion but The Apple 2: Electric Boogalow just ain’t it

Tony Hawk 2

TONY HAWK'S PRO SKATER 2
EDGE OF REALITY/NEVERSOFT 2001
N64

unfortunate situation

My whole life every city is gentrifying because everyone wants to go there and the rich price everyone else out and a bunch of people who have never left mom’s house are telling us oh actually it’s Vietnam in there.

timing your prestige indie biopic to open against a PTA release is world historic lack of ball-knowing

I don't know about you, but I plan to Get Chefy With It today

one of many reasons the first all staff memo is so funny

ok but what does saint larry hogan the former chair think

Truly one of the funniest touchdowns I've ever seen

"The Man from UNCLE" ? You mean my cousin? 😂

trying to do an isaac chotiner on someone who has no object permanence is funny

bruh moment

Am I directly saying an Apple led by Ternus will put a stake through the heart of Alan Dye's bullshit and have us retvrn to the glory days? Well, I'm not saying definitely, but I am saying the chances are greater than zero percent!

We don't have direct evidence but there's reason to believe, I'd say, a greater than 50% chance Ternus could be described as someone who likes and enjoys using computers. Which could make the company and its software product decisions unrecognizable

I'm excited to Bari Weiss to finally get the keys to the cathedral, only to find that there's not a big lever labeled "wokeness" in the control room, just a bunch of journalists doing their job that she now has to manage

gm

By this metric Deadspin was once worth 4.6 billion dollars

might pin this one

baggy pants on young people. this is not a drill

(trying way too hard vocal tones) the yankees are losing to the canadian team due to tariffs

baggy pants on young people. this is not a drill

Did You Know? @frog-page When provoked, FROGS will defend themselves by traveling back in time to make sure you were never born!

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We’re bringing ass clown manufacturing back to the United States.

lol

I understand that to normies this battle was rendered irrelevant long ago but to me this is like arguing over whether a carrot or a cauliflower is a better banana

(a banana being an actual “podcast”, also known as “an rss feed that points to a file”)

screenshot of slop article. there is a picture of an adorable dog sleeping contentedly. headline follows. line break is accurate representation of slop headline: 
‘Canine Science Behind Dog Activation Technology’ subhed: ‘"The breakthrough that's sweeping the nation!”’ underneath the headline is a link. text: ‘<<See How It Works>>’

Canine Science Behind Dog
Activation Technology

"The breakthrough that's sweeping the nation!"
<<See How It Works>>

Once again: there is no reason Apple should be in a position to dictate what apps you're allowed to install on your phone, it's a wacky situation that doesn't exist on Android or Windows or even Apple's own macOS, and all of their claims about security and inappropriate content are baldfaced lies