Seacrets Enthusiast is on bsky.app

rolling into the Hirshorn like it's Fallujah

gotta be prepared, never know when someone will try to cut in the gelato line

incredible for this to drop the same day we learn bezos wants to pull strings to get his wife to be the next bond girl

What Happened When Mark Zuckerberg Moved In Next Door

"A seven-foot statue depicting Ms. Chan in a silver, flowing robe that Mr. Zuckerberg commissioned last year sits on the property." jesus christ www.nytimes.com/2025/08/10/u...

I waited in line with strangers and I remember we were all excited for what this day meant and what it gave back to us. I felt immense gratitude to the nurses administering the shots and the regular citizens organizing everything around us. Why was this memory holed!

I got a flu booster today and it made me reflect on the sense of national accomplishment I felt when I drove to a public facility, waited in my car until my number was called on an app, and got my first covid jab. It's fucked the right gets to erase what a moment of technological liberation that was

yeah this is funny but it's also incredible wife guy behavior. he spent a billion dollars to convince everyone his wife is hot. that's love

The Last of Us not giving me a choice in the matter made me crash out instantly

now i can post this video directly on here

edited panel from the Watchmen graphic novel of the character Rorschach, with the head of a cow, sitting in the broken window of a high rise building. Text reads "The unsophisticated filth of all their lumps and pronglers will foam up about their waists and all the steers and heifers will look up and shout 'SAVE US!'... and I’ll look down and whisper “moo”."

day 105 of making a cow tools every day unless i don't

uhhhh…"an immigration crackdown reduces labor supply" would seem to me to be something to be very worried about, if I were the one supplying the capital to said labor supply

Wendy's sign that says, "Misfortune awaits lucky you"

My town's Wendy's. This feels both cryptic and menacing.

bring it back to menswear guy's post, healthy venn diagram overlap between abundance crew and participants in "dems need to stop embracing woke sour cream"

johnny sack is an all-timer for the "miserable motherfucker" character archetype

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citizen kane, for the city council

A Google alert announces Chappell Roan concert tickets, but the image is of Weird Al

You sure about this, Google?

like ABSURDLY specific

it's nice that jon oliver alerted people to "sinclair is bad" but i feel like it just can't quite hit the same in their tv stations across the country

like in boisie i imagine it's "fox news in your local newscast." not great but in baltimore is it's personal vendettas against specific local things

gm

wait are you becky

(on the cross, right before dying) hashtag for the grind

(youtube thumbnail face) the soyboy formerly known as prince grooming kids with music?!?

are reservations needed to go to pepper house please advise.

thank you.

lafufu

it would be blithe to say this is the *reason* it's one of the few neighborhoods to successfully claw back bike infrastructure in baltimore, but it would be foolish to ignore the correlation entirely.

the ones i wanted did not fit me well but it is worth going to see if u have better luck than me

for any baltimore people who do not read their emails. balitmore bicycle works belvedere square location will soon be no more. the remaining stock is on sale