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Mark Wesley

@impossiblekid.bsky.social

Bluesky is my only social media and I’ve never been happier.

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A bunny, dressed like a sea captain, smokes a pipe as he sits on the roof of his tavern in a town by the sea. The tavern is called "The Birb & Bun", and there are a few seagulls on the roof with him, relaxing. At the entrance to the tavern, younger sailor bunnies are on shore leave.

A bunny, dressed like a sea captain, smokes a pipe as he sits on the roof of his tavern in a town by the sea. The tavern is called "The Birb & Bun", and there are a few seagulls on the roof with him, relaxing. At the entrance to the tavern, younger sailor bunnies are on shore leave.

Daily bunny no.3109's seafaring days are behind him

16.10.2025 04:21 — 👍 1237    🔁 275    💬 6    📌 8
Headline reads: Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotic for adult users.

Headline reads: Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotic for adult users.

You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel it—pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable

You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month

15.10.2025 07:00 — 👍 17630    🔁 2287    💬 445    📌 206

Welcome to Bluesky: Weird Al is on here but you sometimes don’t immediately get told that. That’s most of the important information.

15.10.2025 23:17 — 👍 5387    🔁 511    💬 93    📌 24

The office dog kept showing me where the treats are, (that he already had several of!) and when that didn't work he started crying lol. He wants a constant stream of food going into his mouth conveyer belt style

15.10.2025 18:58 — 👍 15    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Listen I don’t wanna have to be the one to say this but Patrick Stewart is getting old as shit and I think we should all like start emotionally preparing for the future now because when he kicks the bucket if it takes me by surprise I will NOT BE OK

15.10.2025 03:15 — 👍 119    🔁 17    💬 12    📌 3
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The Bering Sea— A reminder that beauty lives where danger breathes 😌

Good morning and happy Tuesday

14.10.2025 14:51 — 👍 2499    🔁 301    💬 56    📌 15
a screenshot of a table:
- Topic: Bluesky is down!!! by jcsalterego. Wed Oct 15, 2025 12:22 pm
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a screenshot of a table: - Topic: Bluesky is down!!! by jcsalterego. Wed Oct 15, 2025 12:22 pm - Replies: 0 - Views: 1

ok first of all, where was everyone at the phpbb rally point???

15.10.2025 17:46 — 👍 317    🔁 12    💬 31    📌 1
Picture of a person with their cat. They have their face painted black and white in the same pattern as the cat. Reminds me of that guy from the band Gotye

Picture of a person with their cat. They have their face painted black and white in the same pattern as the cat. Reminds me of that guy from the band Gotye

Somebody I used to meow

15.10.2025 11:56 — 👍 570    🔁 91    💬 12    📌 35
A very small bunny munches on a leaf, like a bug or caterpillar. The leaf is the same size as the bunny, and the bunny is beneath a flower in someone's yard or garden. It is a warm autumn day

A very small bunny munches on a leaf, like a bug or caterpillar. The leaf is the same size as the bunny, and the bunny is beneath a flower in someone's yard or garden. It is a warm autumn day

Daily bunny no.3108 will grow into a beautiful butterfly

15.10.2025 03:45 — 👍 1458    🔁 327    💬 5    📌 1

When Shakespeare invents words everyone is impressed, but when I do it you all just insurate me.

14.10.2025 23:59 — 👍 54    🔁 11    💬 4    📌 0

Software engineer salaries are going to be crazy high after the LLM companies spend years enabling everyone to create mountains of technical debt then go bankrupt.

14.10.2025 23:23 — 👍 335    🔁 77    💬 16    📌 4

The one good thing about them taking the horny restraints off ChatGPT is that we will never hear from some people again

14.10.2025 23:22 — 👍 3120    🔁 343    💬 72    📌 26

Sarcastiball

14.10.2025 23:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Picture of a cat looking smug and satisfied

Picture of a cat looking smug and satisfied

Me when I remember all the good food I have at home waiting for me

14.10.2025 21:52 — 👍 100    🔁 2    💬 6    📌 0

Waffle House employees for Shock Troops

14.10.2025 23:10 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

time to have some protein powder and then catch up on the latest news

14.10.2025 20:02 — 👍 135    🔁 11    💬 4    📌 0
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Noooo

14.10.2025 21:05 — 👍 110    🔁 17    💬 4    📌 1

Oh my god this cut me to my core fuck this timeline

14.10.2025 17:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i feel like i could make 20 aubrey-maturin adaptations with that disney 360 degree set and a handful of live actors for the cost of what openAI spends each day generating videos of MLK appearing on joe rogan

14.10.2025 16:07 — 👍 451    🔁 27    💬 15    📌 2
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ICYMI: “And now, a response from the leader of the frog resistance...” 🐸 🎵 #Colbert

14.10.2025 14:20 — 👍 23224    🔁 8987    💬 588    📌 1011
A bunny in the wilderness cooks a stir-fry over a portable stove. It is evening, and he's hung up a tarpaulin nearby for a campsite. A chipmunk and a raccoon wait eagerly for their food.

A bunny in the wilderness cooks a stir-fry over a portable stove. It is evening, and he's hung up a tarpaulin nearby for a campsite. A chipmunk and a raccoon wait eagerly for their food.

Daily bunny no.3107 doesn't need a kitchen

14.10.2025 04:03 — 👍 2061    🔁 480    💬 17    📌 5
Tim Robinson super slouched on a chair looking at his phone like a doofus

Tim Robinson super slouched on a chair looking at his phone like a doofus

ME: ugh why does my back hurt all the time

ALSO ME:

13.10.2025 20:25 — 👍 1172    🔁 152    💬 15    📌 1

few ideas have damaged the average psyche more than ‘the customer is always right.’ it should be a little bit humiliating, being a customer. you should walk into any service transaction knowing that the other person, and not you, is in control over whether you get your treats

13.10.2025 19:03 — 👍 2462    🔁 298    💬 89    📌 38
A bunny descends into a dark basement with a flashlight, hoping to fix a fusebox or breaker box. It is a rainy evening, and presumably the power has gone out. A bat hanging from a pipe greets the bunny.

A bunny descends into a dark basement with a flashlight, hoping to fix a fusebox or breaker box. It is a rainy evening, and presumably the power has gone out. A bat hanging from a pipe greets the bunny.

Daily bunny no.3106 doesn't like the dark

13.10.2025 03:53 — 👍 1567    🔁 335    💬 9    📌 4
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This is what severe depression + severe ADHD feels like when both flare up. I’ve literally never seen something more accurate.

13.10.2025 02:37 — 👍 26    🔁 6    💬 2    📌 0

Finally got around to watching Ted Lasso and have gotten to sassy Smurf episode and it's so redeemingly charming

12.10.2025 21:46 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
User homoquartz writes: as long as you smile and nod, people are satisfied. it’s just to show that you are nice and there with good intentions. we’re small in a big world and have to rely on other people to be decent to us. so we do our little human dance to each other to say, “i’m not here to hurt you. here’s something we have in common, like the weather or sports or itchy sweaters, so we both know we’re on the same team. we both agree on a basic fact, like that it is rainy or that being itchy is uncomfortable, and this proves we can get along. i’m being light-hearted and non-threatening right now."
Small talk isn't to get to know a person. It's just a greeting to affirm you're buddies in the universe. I am motivated by wanting the other person to know I am friendly, so I have gotten pretty decent at small tall when I used to hate it.

User homoquartz writes: as long as you smile and nod, people are satisfied. it’s just to show that you are nice and there with good intentions. we’re small in a big world and have to rely on other people to be decent to us. so we do our little human dance to each other to say, “i’m not here to hurt you. here’s something we have in common, like the weather or sports or itchy sweaters, so we both know we’re on the same team. we both agree on a basic fact, like that it is rainy or that being itchy is uncomfortable, and this proves we can get along. i’m being light-hearted and non-threatening right now." Small talk isn't to get to know a person. It's just a greeting to affirm you're buddies in the universe. I am motivated by wanting the other person to know I am friendly, so I have gotten pretty decent at small tall when I used to hate it.

This Tumblr user summarizes something I've been feeling/doing lately. Against everything going on, it somehow feels helpful.

02.10.2025 12:47 — 👍 3434    🔁 1202    💬 36    📌 78
Two bunnies stand at the foot of an old brick wall, in a forest somewhere. There is a small door in the wall, the only way through. At the top of the wall are four blackbirds, one of which has the key in its beak. The bunnies implore the bird for the key

Two bunnies stand at the foot of an old brick wall, in a forest somewhere. There is a small door in the wall, the only way through. At the top of the wall are four blackbirds, one of which has the key in its beak. The bunnies implore the bird for the key

Daily bunny no.3105 needs to ask nicely

12.10.2025 03:59 — 👍 1712    🔁 313    💬 7    📌 5
Portland froggo the hero of our generation

Portland froggo the hero of our generation

Putting the HOP in HOPE!!

(Source: I need the source!!! Please tag them here of you know)

12.10.2025 03:28 — 👍 15    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 1

Air Force having one of the worst pass defenses in college football is honestly troubling from a national security perspective

11.10.2025 23:06 — 👍 346    🔁 53    💬 12    📌 0

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