Hand of Gozer

Unfollowing just so you touch grass

I appreciate your continued obsession with my daddy I’m sure that has nothing to do with your own issues.

Good parents teach their children to eliminate invaders before they cause too much harm. Bad parents teach them to bend over and spread.

“Community members getting healthcare” is an interesting way to say “illegal invaders leeching services off tax paying citizens”.

Reminds me of a similar game with a car that had to jump over gaps and tried to land on others

At current exchange rates maybe you could buy Gary.

Have you considered relish?

She’s beautiful. Quit whining.

Good. If anyone should get asylum it’s people fleeing the literal slavery of being forced to fight in a war they want no part of.

Nothing a harpy hates more than seeing a beautiful woman get more attention than she does

He’s not wrong though.

People would rather be called racist than be slaughtered in the streets.

Crazy, right?

That’s a lovely combination.

Keep ‘em guessing.

He showed how you can be a nice empathetic person and also an abject failure as a leader.

Mine is quite neat

Might be more useful to ban talking back.

They weren’t hired for diversity. They were hired for demolition.

To be fair much of blame for that falls on the US and allied powers as well.

Good reminder that the only true victory is total victory.

What if I do want that?

Not even one little letter?

Suerte

People who don’t understand how to use power to destroy their enemies always lose, so no that won’t happen.

Bill needs to learn the art of the troll

To the left every day is an epic fanfic battle against evil cartoon villains.

Ringo hate is ugly. Every transcendent rock group needs an oddball. Otherwise it’s just Coldplay 🥱

This explains about 80% of our current world.

This is a sober take on a heated topic.

Never deleting this app

What a strange endorsement of MAGA

It seems so friendly and helpful tho