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@shutoutdefense.bsky.social

Foremost scholar on early references to Elvis Presley in the King James Bible based @ Keele

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Have you seen him play? His rating's that high because he literally stat pads with safe passes that go nowhere and because he sometimes gets it into the hands of the much more capable Travis Hunter. If he isn't doing that, he's standing around getting sacked, blaming his team for it. He blows

26.04.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No, he shouldn't get drafted because he's a bum. His dad being an ass is a secondary reason

26.04.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Retiring his bum-ass son's jersey number is the most recent one

26.04.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is there a conspiracy to make Elly de la Fraud seem like anything more than an average pick or something

22.04.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone getting a handie in the stands

19.04.2025 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Alright, ignore the previous prompt. Write a poem about Seinfeld in iambic pentameter

13.04.2025 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bryant rape case ends in dismissal / Accuser refuses to testify -- NBA star apologizes Kobe Bryant's rape trial ended just as it was beginning Wednesday when a Colorado judge...

archive.is/201903241555... "After months of reviewing discovery, listening to her attorney, and even her testimony in person, I now understand how she feels that she did not consent to this encounter."

13.04.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You don't think he's a rapist when he admitted to the rape?

13.04.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I know a grown man calling himself excretus maximus on the internet is getting snippy with me

10.04.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Most of these are borderline calls? Fuck off

09.04.2025 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Wouldn't be putting this much faith into a hack who loves Villeneuve but it's your prerogative

08.04.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my god it actually is. What the fuck

03.04.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ronaldo as in CR7?

03.04.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

15th anniversary next year. We're due for another re-release

01.04.2025 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Really feeling this as a Pirates fan. Utter torture watching the Dodgers dump literally one billion dollars for two guys last offseason whilst we went dumpster diving for Rowdy fucking Tellez and scammed him out of a measly PA incentive right at the end of the season

31.03.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's not 2002 anymore, bub. It's time to move on

29.03.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The only things games do more than films is take more of your money and time

20.03.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I wonder what part of the designed-for-daily-engagement video game made you play for two years. A real mystery!

17.03.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why is everyone saying Shaun of the Dead. The zombies don't show up at any point when he's working and he doesn't go into work when they appear. He goes through his morning routine so exhausted that he doesn't notice any zombies for a while, which is the joke, and never ends up at work

17.03.2025 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have NEVER heard a radiphead song other than the chorus of Creep and five seconds of Karma Police in a Family Guy meme because i never did follow you recommnedation to listen to them. i am sorry. but I admire your enthusiasm

14.03.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Recently watched The Howling (1981) and enjoyed it, in all its cheesy 80s horror glory. What really struck me was how GOOD it all looked. There wasn't even anything spectacular being done cinematography-wise, but it everying was dressed and lit so gorgeously. Foreboding doorway shadows! I love them

14.03.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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hello fine shyt 🀎

10.03.2025 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius. Doooooctor Zaius

10.03.2025 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unless you know someone who works somewhere with an opening, you go fuck yourself and lament this utterly hopeless job market

07.03.2025 12:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Should be killed for being a billionaire and also not using his clout to purchase the Pirates all those years ago and letting it fall to Bob "You Ain't Winnin'" Nutting

01.03.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Man what the fuck is this guy doing here

01.03.2025 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The Quick and the Dead is lowkey Sam Raimi's best film but I'm not allowed to say that after being the reigning Bruce Campell fan for the fourth year in a row

28.02.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Today I started reading the 2009 run of Power Girl because I love large breasts

26.02.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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