B-RANT

Denver scaled back a street safety project after pushback from the family of Colorado's wealthiest man.

While the city told the public that construction was the hold up, @spencersoicher.bsky.social obtained internal city emails showing the issue was "high level" community concerns.

Tr*mp started his career in the public eye by pretending to fire people from fake jobs. Now he’s worked his way up to being in charge of an administration that has murdered* at least 86 people. What do you think is next?

*It’s not a war crime, since we’re not at war. It’s just murder.

Yes

Drag him.

This is why, when President Slurs McSundown passes away, it's going to be a battle royale as all these selfish grifters shank each other before the funeral is over.

The orange felon insults yet another female reporter by calling CNN’s Kaitlan Collins “stupid and nasty” after she inquired about the price of his trashy dictator ballroom after it increased by another $100M.

This is what happens when you normalize a criminal for a decade.

National Pedophile Day has been added to the list of free entry days to our parks.

A president cannot defend a nation if he is not held accountable to its laws.

Anyone know what the fuck is going on with new car washes being built everywhere?

Is it a future water rights scam?

Good morning to everyone who didn’t extort a corrupt sporting body into creating a fake medal for them because they’re still in their fee-fees about getting repeatedly spurned by the Nobel Peace Prize committee.

How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!!
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣

the scene from Mad Max Fury Road where all the trucks are coming but they're covered in Italian flags and Forza Azzurri banners

Toronto spending $400 million dollars on hosting World Cup games...

...and the one & only Team Canada home game is gonna look like guys from Woodbridge and College Street coming down to the stadium like this

Trump smiling wearing a medal, standing next to the FIFA Peace Prize, a golden trophy of a globe being held up by severed hands.

Trump receiving the FIFA Peace Prize, proudly smiling as they explain that the trophy is made from the severed hands of migrant laborers who died constructing the World Cup stadium in Qatar, encased in gold.

Wayne Gretzky roasted for bungled pronunciations at World Cup draw Wayne Gretzky struggled a lot at the 2026 World Cup draw.

Gretzky roasted for bungled pronunciations at World Cup draw

Well Wayne, that's what happens when you hang out with MAGAts & your brain goes into hibernation. Don't feel bad, though, as yellow-bellied marmots, skunks & snakes also have trouble pronouncing big words during brain hibernation.

PS: 🖕

Immigrants from around the world are being terrorized by Trump and his evil regime. So the organization that oversees soccer teams from around the world decides to give Trump a made up peace prize.

Now that is World Cup level gaslighting.

Can’t wait for the Epstein files to end world hunger.

Kamala Harris would have been a thousand times better president.

Eight years now I've worn the late Doyle Larson's jacket, at his widow's request, as a reminder that many families aren't whole at the holidays.

Does this make him J6 pardon eligible? Legit question

I don’t know, I still randomly trip out over the fact that the President told states to specifically gerrymander for him. And they did.

Hmm. Still no indictment from a grand jury against Letitia James. Did DOJ fail to get a true bill?

Trump divided the country, extorted Zelenskyy, tried to steal an election, incited an insurrection, stole confidential documents and banged a porn star. That’s his legacy. He knows he’s incapable of achieving anything good. He’s hoping his ballroom will remind people of him.

Woke up with a bad president again. This sucks.

imagine US political culture if Ford hadn't pardoned Nixon, and instead he went to jail

The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln X.com President Trump has now pardoned 12 members of Congress convicted of crimes varying from tax evasion, campaign corruption, lying to the FBI, bribery, insider trading, obstruction, etc. If Jeff Epstein were alive today, he'd be a free man in Trump's America.

#Trump pardoned Tim Leiweke — who his own DOJ indicted in July for rigging a public university’s arena bid—

It’s all a grift — Saudis to crypto to pardon seekers — everything gets turned into a revenue stream. With 1,500+ pardons already, clemency is a monetized market

Y’all still bringing up “mean tweets” as if that’s our problem with this administration?

Himes: "What I saw in that room was one of the most troubling things I've seen in my time in public service ... any American who sees the video that I saw will see the US military attacking shipwrecked sailors."

There was a time when I never thought about RFK, Jr, or Kash Patel, or JD Vance, or Stephen Miller, or any number of these other fucks. And there will be a time when nobody ever thinks about them again. And I sincerely hope we all live to see that time.

Can Kash Patel tell us about the Epstein Files that were promised?

That man has INFINITE energy for playing golf, sending mean tweets & being an asshole, but ZERO energy for doing the job a bunch of idiots voted for him to actually do.