mothra's power of attorney

lol, the piss tape

get yourself a vampurr, so I get my vampurr.

Random Game Saturday Except it's Sunday Because Food Poisoning.

The Famicom Mini line of GBA games is so cool. The packaging is immaculate.

better throw the whole carton out

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oh good.

i hate eating food. it's like russian roulette.

aw geez feel better!! wtf did you eat?!

wtf are you ok?!

🐶: “Very spooky! A corpse is a dead body.”

a man in a tuxedo and red cape holds a pair of scissors to his head ALT: a man in a tuxedo and red cape holds a pair of scissors to his head

i want to go back to bed but here we are.

To clarify,I love Jesus and Christianity. You just failed with your message. Spend another 200 years arguing about how gravity is caused by demons and ejaculation is caused by elves pumping oil in your pee hole. I'll get there eventually.

It’s giving:

oh so that's why conservatives want to buy it

this is just so.. tone deaf and ridiculous that i can't even justify a proper response.

merely existing is deemed unacceptable.

*incredible* japanese title

Dem Governors have more control over trade than they understand.

70% of international trade is running through the black dots. Most of the biggest sea ports, and most proximal to water.

thanks so much!

xfiles i want to believe parody illustration featuring turbo baba, okarun and momo chan from anime dan da dan in a blindingly colorful risograph style.

...i finally, FINALLY finished my dan da dan x-files parody! it only took me 3 months of avoidance but i'm super happy with how it turned out!

prints & posters coming soon to all the usual retailers and all events!

#furutadrop #dandadan #artist #xfiles #ダンダダン #anime

honestly, it's times like this i'm a bit glad i've always been a nihilist. having zero expectations or belief in human morality makes living in this lawless world so much easier.

this shit reads like the best parody tbh

are the wealthy bus takers in the room with us now

i would give anything to go back tbh

nothing is real.

[rfk jr morlock voice] autism is caused by a lack of ethics in video games journalism

@dreamcast.bsky.social boy oh boy do i have something for you

Reminder that this lady asked Israel to invade her own country and approved of the U.S. strikes on innocent Venezuelan fishermen.

People celebrating the awarding of the Nobel Peace Prize to a reactionary anticommunist ally of Trump, Netanyahu, and European right-wingers: "A female too! There’s so much about this that should lead him to have some introspection and truly reconsider his actions. I mean, c’mon!!" "Not just a female, a Latina woman at that...."

I am begging liberals to grow the fuck up

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