Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

One fact about GLP-1s many don’t talk about is that they control your blood sugar beautifully and do all sorts of amazing things for your health, but the appetite suppression and weight loss effects can be minimal, especially for diabetics & after a couple years. So you’re healthy, and still fat.

(Sean knows my struggle with this and every night when I call him on the terrace of our villa, he tells me how beautiful he thinks I am. ❤️❤️❤️ My angel bear.)

(This took a toll on me on my last trip in Nov 2024 when we also got Disney Photopass, and I was thinner then. So it’s even harder now. This trip is not about me but about a beautiful 5–year-old girl experiencing a magical once in a lifetime trip with her family. I am trying to focus on that.)

(But straight-sized women please please stop telling me how fat you look in photos and how fat you think you are because I AM LITERALLY TWICE YOUR SIZE RIGHT NEXT TO YOU IN THE PHOTO and I am not here to reassure you, I’m just trying to surviving in my own giant moon-faced head.)

Real talk: I’m being very brave because everyone wants me to be in photos and I look very very very bad in non-selfie photos and it’s hard in me emotionally because I’m also in charge of organizing and distributing all the photos.

I am coping.

Mr Toad's Wild Ride with the lights on Tavie got evacuated from the Mr Toad's Wild Ride at Disneyland today during a breakdown — as she walked off the ride, she got a nice bunch of pictures. I…

I still think about the time I got walked off Mr Toad in 2007: boingboing.net/2007/01/14/m...

Getting walked off a broken-down Disney ride is so fun to me, I am warped

A counter full of ice cream

A dull grey hallway full of people exiting a broken down ride

Gertie the Ice Cream Dinosaur at sunset

The entrance to Alien Swirling Saucers

Plus ice cream for dinner, my first time riding Alien Swirling Saucers, surviving a truly terrifying Olaf-meeting experience (because Olaf is scary AF), and them having to literally pry the doors to our Rise of the Resistance vehicle open to walk us off through the dullest backstage area! Heaven

Look how excited I am to be walked off a broken down roller coaster

That flamboyant bitch Captain Hook waving from a balcony in the new Villains stage show

A live Ariel singing a song

A backstage hallway with riders being walked through a doorway with a sign reading “ground crew only”

WDW Day 2: Hollywood Studios Day! Featuring: getting walked off TWO rides, getting to ride Star Tours twice in a row without waiting; my first time seeing the Beauty & the Beast show, the new villain show, & the new Little Mermaid show; my first time riding Slinky Dog Dash (& GETTING WALKED OFF!)

Invite me on, people!!!!

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I love it when ideas come together perfectly and I’m in them

Thank you for thinking of me @therachel.bsky.social 🩷

A Dream Come True Garage Door Opener, silly!

Yay!!!💛🩵🩷

I was so thrilled to be a guest on this episode’s and get so speak with my friends Rachel and Julie about one of my favorite albums/tv specials of all time!!!

Pedro Pascal smiling at his phone meme

Me, awake on my phone in the dark while the rest of my traveling party sleeps, leaving Cast Member Compliments before I drift off

A hand holding a half-melted cup of key lime and vanilla swirl Dole Whip

I heard a rumor about some key lime Dole Whip, and out of nowhere a cast member from Atlantic City, NJ, named Louis, brought us samples of it while we were having lunch at the snack bar at Old Key West.

This is a truly magical place.

Love you!!!

Off to Disney World, everyone behave while I’m gone!!!

CORRECT!!!!

A bag of Reese’s Pieces shaped like a carrot

Why can we buy Reese’s Pieces in a carrot-shaped package at Easter and why is it because of Clark Gable? Show your work.

Fuck you, Chuck.

So like we really do have to impeach this entire administration with a certain amount of quickness before they kill everyone on earth to cover up the president’s prominent role in a global sex trafficking network.

I love a good Talking Guy section.

RIP NS

Lady coming into my building to meet a realtor asked if I lived here. I said yes, asked if she was looking at an apartment, she said yes. I told her about the great neighbors and great super and terrible management company and exactly why they are terrible so she had all info. She was grateful.

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Lummis knows

“Here Comes the Hotstepper” makes me smile because I too am the lyrical gangsta

I understand

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