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Is the stealing stories thing a reference to the ai image you used?

Me when my partners still like meeee

What does the text say on bottom of that image? Why can’t I read it?

Yap seshes will save us as a society

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Fanart of @minniebuss.bsky.social 😌

Noooo how else will I be able to track the parcel that arrived 7 weeks ago 😭

Harvey Fierstein replied to me on insta. Our wedding shall be in June, you’re all invited.

The only man I need from now on, the rest of ye are fired

The sound of dog claws scittering off wooden floors

If u put it in a pot and closed the lid, it might absorb some shock if it does explode?

“I told you to wait!”

I can’t believe all this body hair came from a bottle. It’s like tryna bathe a horse

5’3” here and very physically disabled, BUT that does mean I always have my cane on hand to deal out whacks if necessary (it hasn’t happened so far thankfully)

For a brief shining moment, I lived in a body that never had a uterus

I’m STUPID stupid

Next time bestie, we’re panning cakes

The baseline of Queer Resistance is Survival: don't burn yourself out.

Don't get bogged-down in the news. Sleep enough, eat enough, REST enough, and seek some joy. Reinvest some time into hobbies.

Queer Fightback can only be accomplished when you have looked-after yourself: Queer Joy is Rebellion.

a man in a sequined jacket says three words for you treat yo self in front of a computer ALT: a man in a sequined jacket says three words for you treat yo self in front of a computer

Wishing a Very Merry Buy Candy On Sale Day to all who observe 🍬🍫🍭

True story! If a grindr hookup is excited that he borrowed his mates work van for yiz to fuck in, he is probably not reliable to fuck raw. We live and learn. 😌

Sex is easy to get, but only my innermost circles have access to my highest skill: perfect pancakes.

Bill Burr is right

I was gonna say “if u ever came inside me u owe me a valentines gift” but I don’t think faceless Grindr man #7 is showing up with a box of lindt anytime soon

There you are!✨

Same body after 4 years of HRT 😌

I was rewatching The Substance last night and when Sue first looked at herself I thought “man, remember when I was shaped like that? Pity it made me want to die, haha”