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mostly yapping about pro cycling

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"Individual players can be selected for random testing during the regular season and playoffs. Any time the testing takes place, it must be done "at work on the day of a scheduled practice or meeting." Testing does not occur on game days."

01.12.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"The new edict allowed for testing in the playoffs and offseason, though in a limited capacity. A maximum of 60 players are tested in the offseason, and they are selected randomly. Every team is subject to teamwide, no-notice testing once during training camp and once during the regular season."

01.12.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Why haven't there been more PED cases in the NHL? Do hockey players really not dope or is the system designed to allow them to hide? We ask NHLers, along with experts in the sports science field.

The testing regulations are honestly hilarious/depressing

www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/...

Here's a description from an ESPN article from 2018 on the regs in 2013, which I am 99% sure haven't changed/at least couldn't find anything about it publicly:

01.12.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’ll ramp up a bit for the Olympics but in general it’s not super frequent

01.12.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Doping control haha

01.12.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Would be very funny though to get outed after not reporting your whereabouts because of wanting to hide your gay affair, and then having to use that argument in court. I could also envision that as a start of a fake dating premise πŸ˜‚

01.12.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Idk, I don’t think antidoping would care about reporting a hookup, and they’re often just in the same hotel. Plus you can choose a specific hour that testers can come to you, lots do early morning iirc, so just don’t spend the night haha

01.12.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Like about the smoking?

01.12.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Elaborate? I can’t figure out what you mean so I’m curious lol

(I watched a few days ago)

01.12.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s notoriously quite lax in hockey

01.12.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Obviously Synt, idk what you’re implying here πŸ˜‡

30.11.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know haha

30.11.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Synt? :p

30.11.2025 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn you’ve gotta up your fuck game

30.11.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bitch can also be nice in the right context, very cathartic

30.11.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think my favorite is also fuck, which I also like to elongate as fuuuuck

30.11.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Albert you’ve gotta up your fucking game

30.11.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a black suit says do it in white letters ALT: a man in a black suit says do it in white letters
30.11.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@profanity.accountant

30.11.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🀣

30.11.2025 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What’d he say πŸ‘€

30.11.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol fair yeah

30.11.2025 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao is there a new one?

30.11.2025 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bookmark this link for the #CXWorldCup live data
prod.chronorace.be/angular/resu...

The chrono script is still available here
github.com/mullummer/CX...

30.11.2025 09:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Personally of CXer channels, I enjoy Mason, Del Grosso, and Pieterse’s

30.11.2025 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Proud of you guys!! πŸ₯³

27.11.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Born on this date, Nov. 26, 1878: Marshall "Major" Taylor, aka the Worcester Whirlwind, 1889 world champion cyclist, author of "The Fastest Bicycle Rider in the World." Grateful to Alex from @massbike.bsky.social at Worcester Public Library for the glow-up.

26.11.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Are you thinking of Politt going into a cafe mid-race?

26.11.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Love this pairing 🫢

26.11.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What the hell πŸ’€

Not that I’m very familiar with European/DUI laws but that feels pretty lenient?

26.11.2025 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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