ryan

that's what he's saying

that's some serious stroke face

you apparently have to fuck up things Great Depression-level bad to ingrain how poorly Republicans run things so that people don't lose their muscle memory about that and lock in Democratic rule for a few generations

btw this is clearly entirely possible again under these bozos

MS NOW/Versant seems pretty well positioned to pick up some of it (particularly CNN)

and they’d be constantly teetering on the edge of bankruptcy (until they actually get there)

MAGA Wayne Gretsky himself is basically a Canadian pariah now!

no way man, he's taking total advantage of the fact that Dear Leader is attracted to him

NBC served its purpose tho (pumping up its value for the Collinsworth family)

all those early PC/internet era 80s movies i watched 50 times on HBO back then have definitely be preparation for....something

he’s also gonna absolutely hate his own cheap ass faulty microphone lol

he’s gonna absolutely hate that limp microphone behind him and I love that for him

lmao at that limp microphone behind him too

i actually think this Uber Eats ad campaign with McConaughey and Cooper might just be a war crime

Cags

this is the most Bluesky thread ever, jfc

lol the actual linear tv audience doesn't even crack 2 million (see also: Streisand Effect)

if fatso makes it to 2027 it'll work that way anyways

I think Kalshi actually pays them for that segment (which is its own issue, but idk anymore man)

YouTube video by Darwin Pictures 🚩 ROBERT DUVALL - NETWORK (1976) Dir. Sidney Lumet

I feel like NETWORK gets a little lost in his filmography, but he absolutely ate in it youtu.be/SYgXDRdkJRc?...

YouTube video by Darwin Pictures 🚩 ROBERT DUVALL - NETWORK (1976) Dir. Sidney Lumet

"It's a BIG FAT, BIG T*TTED HIT and I don't have to waffle around with Ruddy anymore!" will echo throughout the ages. #RobertDuvall www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYgX...

YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert Robert Duvall Watches Stephen's Favorite Scene From The Film "Network"

youtu.be/D63hCVBSgaQ?...

it might get overlooked since he was fourth billed but he was absolutely at the same level as Dunaway, Holden and Finch in NETWORK

actually they're both him this year (showed up but didn't play)

*to

ideally that includes the RW slop they listen too (i'm sure it doesn't)

Nazi behavior

was he tho

same arguments made in 2017

doesn't Gym Jordan cry all the time too when reporters tell him they're gonna report on Ohio State

last season. (but i only started following in 2024, so that ain't bad!)