Matthew Simmons

Donald Trump Is The Hot Dog Meme

Watch the full episode here: youtu.be/Bow4HRjWRCU

i made a mistake, wordle. what do you want from me?

Wordlebot notes on one of my guesses: "There was only one possible solution left--and this wasn't it. (MANGO couldn't possibly be the solution given what was learned from your previous guesses.)

wordlebot being a dick to me again today

i don't know what a "labubu" is

My kid would eat the marshmallow and then somehow convince you to give him the second one anyway.

Gonna be a tough week.

I like Dave Mustaine's vocals.

Whatever happened to Foetry? Did that guy finally win an award and decide to drop the whole thing?

Every so often someone must wake up and realize that they voted to make a pedophile rapist the most powerful person in the world and he is using that power to steal everything he can and crush every decent person who opposes him. Maybe that’s just too hard to accept so they pretend not to understand

i think i'm just wondering if i learned something new about myself on bluesky dot app.

but, yes...reach out to me on linkedin...

i mean, if you find that you lose socks, you take the unmated sock and return it to the laundry hamper, because eventually it and its mated pair will find one another because if you find the other, you just put it in the laundry hamper also

wait...

We love you, too, Ozzbert. Rest easy.

contemplating the beauty of ozzy on his throne going out in his hometown. just in case anybody doesn't know the story:

It's the last day to vote for Justin's Small Party in Non-Digital Aids. GO go go.

Witches Always Punch Up: An Interview with Justin Sirois of Severed Books In Which I Speak to One of the Writers Who Inspired Me to Explore Gaming with my Writing

Hey hey! A new post today--an interview with writer and rpg maker @justinsirois.bsky.social, one of the people who makes me want to make more games:

matthewjsimmons.substack.com/p/witches-al...

Witches Always Punch Up: An Interview with Justin Sirois of Severed Books In Which I Speak to One of the Writers Who Inspired Me to Explore Gaming with my Writing

Hey hey! A new post today--an interview with writer and rpg maker @justinsirois.bsky.social, one of the people who makes me want to make more games:

matthewjsimmons.substack.com/p/witches-al...

They are either totally full of shit or totally delusional. I can't decide which is worse.

The Rumpus!!!

Anyone know where I can score a copy of Brian Oliu's LEVEL END chapbook?

Of course. You and Severed always get my support.

I voted.

“Cover letters that change lives”

also, if you aren't sending candidates notes that they aren't moving forward, your ATS is garbage. fucking send out a note when you bulk disposition people.

employers don't read cover letters and they need to stop asking for them

Name a classic Album that formed your youth.

It’s unbelievably depressing to know that I am going to die in the world that horrible man helped create; that the culture I have to endure is the mirror of his awful, awful personality, and that I’m stuck for the next couple of decades having to be surrounded by it.

We’re never coming back from all this.

Blurry self portrait with the sun

I regret making it through college without getting an Einstürzende Neubauten tattoo.