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Matthew Simmons

@matthewjsimmons.bsky.social

Neutral good hedge wizard. I write about writing and games: https://matthewjsimmons.substack.com https://troublednecromancer.bandcamp.com/album/rushes

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Bad, disappointing couple of weeks.

12.12.2025 12:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I dimly remember sleep.

12.12.2025 11:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you.

12.12.2025 06:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
RFK jr sitting in a chair pretending to read his wife’s book.

RFK jr sitting in a chair pretending to read his wife’s book.

Not reading American Canto?

12.12.2025 05:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not exactly this but sorta: matthewjsimmons.substack.com/p/notes-on-d...

11.12.2025 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks. But I’d like to keep trying to be better when I can.

09.12.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sorry I’m not better. I’ll keep trying.

07.12.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Or his first step in building that Time Machine.

07.12.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

RIP Trucky

06.12.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So much good stuff.

05.12.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Today at my kid's school's Friday sing, the music teacher attempted to turn a song that isn't a round into a round, and the ensuing discord led to a grades K - 4 riot not unlike the first time a crowd heard Stravinsky's "Rites of Spring."

05.12.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

MIKE, Armand Hammer and Alchemist, Billy Woods, Earl Sweatshirt, Aesop Rockβ€”hip hop, too.

05.12.2025 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Deafheaven, Chat Pile, Dormant Ideals, Agricutlure, Malevichβ€”2025 has produced some pretty good, pretty weird metal.

05.12.2025 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

foldin' laundry, watchin' hΓ€xan

03.12.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What about a Paranoia-style ttrpg where the β€œAlpha Complex” is a cul-de-sac and the β€œComputer” is an HOA?

30.11.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@profanity.accountant

29.11.2025 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Do you want to play questions?
YouTube video by Jaelinque Do you want to play questions?

My recent substack post linked to one of my favorite scenes from the 1999 film of Tom Stoppard's Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead. RIP.

youtu.be/TLKbS4xCmRc

29.11.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Instant Infinity! Create spaceships beyond your wildest dreams with this combo book and card set. Shuffle cards from Instant Star Ships to rapidly discover a ship idea. Crack open An Infinity of Ships to give it more p...

Oh hey Friday is Black and Monday is Cyber but Infinity is Spaceships!
(in other words, we're having a sale)
10% off sitewide, free US shipping for orders over $40, and this awesome bundle of An Infinity of Ships and Instant Star Ships.

Through Monday, or whenever.

72stations.com/products/ins...

26.11.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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The Other Frances I have no delusions that my grandparents would have understood or condoned my transness, but in the wake of their deaths, I found myself longing for their patient non-judgement.

If you have a few minutes, do give them to reading this beautiful essay by @frances-dinger.bsky.social:

www.autostraddle.com/the-other-fr...

28.11.2025 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A painting of a kitchen sink, seen from above. A couple of sponges and dishrags are visible, as is a drying rack and a canister of Ajax scrubbing powder. In the center, a holiday turkey has been left in the sink. Its legs are splayed, and its positioning makes it look like it reaches out to us, almost beseechingly, like the image of Adam from Michelangelo's famed Sistine Chapel

A painting of a kitchen sink, seen from above. A couple of sponges and dishrags are visible, as is a drying rack and a canister of Ajax scrubbing powder. In the center, a holiday turkey has been left in the sink. Its legs are splayed, and its positioning makes it look like it reaches out to us, almost beseechingly, like the image of Adam from Michelangelo's famed Sistine Chapel

My absolutely favorite artwork for today, capturing the holiday more poignantly than any other: Alice Neel, Thanksgiving, 1965

27.11.2025 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 312    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

Really happy to see Quinns call out Possible Worlds Games and Tacklebox. My favorite booth interaction during PAX U was with them.

28.11.2025 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Pardon Our Interruption...

Eesh. Maybe next year. www.ebay.com/itm/23645970...

26.11.2025 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All I want for Christmas is Sting’s Tintin sweater.

26.11.2025 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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BjΓΆrn Borg: A MΓΆrk Borg Supplement Yes, I really did this.

BjΓΆrn Borg, my seemingly jokey MΓΆrk Borg supplement, is out in the world. I ran it for some friends in Philly the night before attending PAX Unplugged and it went pretty darn well.

matthewjsimmons.substack.com/p/bjorn-borg...

24.11.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looking for a geek, but I think I have so far only seen a grognard.

23.11.2025 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m having some lactose issues so I had it plain.

23.11.2025 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Playing Spot the Geek at the airport.

23.11.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It was very good.

23.11.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Some really remarkable solo rpg zines here. One of my favorite discoveries at PAX U this year.

23.11.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A modest haul from Pax U. Probably-too-expensive frog minis for the boy to paint, and work from @worldchamp.bsky.social @rowanrookanddecard.bsky.social @scryptidgames.bsky.social

23.11.2025 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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