Matthew Simmons

At first, I thought the upper lip wrinkle was a little John Waters mustache. Very disappointed.

He’s not nearly big enough

Freddy Rumsen telling Don Draper to "Do the work." S7 E4 of Mad Men, The Monolith

Get him, Freddy.

Stylized stained glass monster frog picture.

Uurg, Spawn of Turg PEDH - Pauper EDH (Uurg, Spawn of Turg) A Pauper EDH deck featuring Uurg, Spawn of Turg by PatientEmmett • View on Moxfield

Made updates to my “Make the Big Frog Bigger” Pauper Commander deck. Feels like it works a little better now.

moxfield.com/decks/gREvmL...

“I still haven’t been able to get over the fact that Tim Walz called me ‘weird.’”

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The woman who rates corners on buildings is so cool www.instagram.com/reel/DVGsQrj...

That’s amazing.

Minis on the battle map.

Battle map for a game of the Draw Steel ttrpg, including a bit of a character sheet, some minis, and a card with some dice acting as Stamina and Heroic Resource counters.

More Draw Steel. Using my wooden mini from @justinsirois.bsky.social.

A scene from Final Fantasy Tactics Advanced in which a character says “I dunno. Most books are sooo boring.”

Totally.

Opening title card for the 1932 movie Vampyr by Carl Theodor Dreyer

Saturday night movie.

Kithkin village sends out a hero - Pauper EDH (Thoughtweft Imbuer) A Pauper EDH deck featuring Thoughtweft Imbuer by PatientEmmett • View on Moxfield

Someone absolutely destroyed me in a Lorwyn Eclipsed limited game using this card, so I modified an existing kithkin deck I found to make this Thoughtweft Imbuer PEDH deck. Still a draft, I think.

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Oh, nice! I’ll take a look. Thank you.

Also, I have no one to play PEDH with, sadly. I just shuffle my decks, deal out a hand, and look at it.

And sigh.

Gilder Bairn, Slow Overgrowth - Pauper EDH (Gilder Bairn) A Pauper EDH deck featuring Gilder Bairn by PatientEmmett • View on Moxfield

Made an inexpensive Gilder Bairn pauper commander deck, because I like the little guy in his costume: moxfield.com/decks/sAYlov...

You know, Beastie Boys, when your Pops tells you not to smoke, it’s probably not that he’s a hypocrite, but that he knows how unhealthy his two-pack-a-day habit is and he is trying to protect you.

I believe fiction is “narrative disinformation.”

Nice! Does that mean the two of us are part of a movement?!?!

@aaronburch.bsky.social is A JELLO HORSE speculative autofiction?

TACOMA by Aaron Burch THE HOUSE The house was hard to believe. Bigger, nicer, everythinger than anywhere either of us had lived. Anywhere either of us had imagined we’d be able to live. Probably anywhere you’ve imagined…

commandeered the site today to celebrate myself and my book publication day! 🧨 🎆

there's a couple excerpts from TACOMA & also an announcement for an accompanying submission call, coming on Thursday

"This is a story about magic and beauty and wonder."

https://www.havehashad.com/52kvm

YouTube video by Dream of the 90s Slot - Emma Peel

Pretty ecstatic to have backed Blades ‘68. Thank you @olddog.games for reminding me of one of my favorite noisey, shoegazey songs from the ‘90s, “Emma Peel,” by Slot:

youtu.be/2Y_P5ZOlvj8?...

I backed this thing so quickly. Emma Peel heading to Doskvol!

graphic that says no ice in Minnesota itch.io charity bundle

The No ICE in Minnesota Charity Bundle has officially LAUNCHED!

There are 1,439 games to discover for a $10+ donation to Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota!

Purchase the bundle here: itch.io/b/3484/no-ic...

Barstool Sports Spins Off New Literary Journal

Barstool Sports Spins Off New Literary Journal https://theonion.com/barstool-sports-spins-off-new-literary-journal/

There was one piece of information I figured out but looked up to verify I was using it correctly, but otherwise, I was able to discover everything on my own.

Made it to the end tonight.

Holy moly, TR-49 is so good.

I intend to try my best to continue treating people like that are doing there best, that they are good at heart. But I will remain on guard. I hate that a tv game show host, an unserious void of a person brought me here.