Carolyn

With those options I don't think it really matters... FWIW I usually click 'no'.

There's a page on my work computer that asks us to submit a gender for people we're inputting. The options are:

Yes
No
Prefer not to say

😂

I feed the magpies that live in the trees by my house. I think part of me hopes they'll protect me from getting burgled again...

Might start adding in a few 'shinies' 😉

The other foot on the lawn. As his bottom edged towards my crouched face the exertion of straddling a patient on a back board proved too much for the seam in his trousers...

We kept composure! It's not OK to laugh when others are having the worst day of their life. But we laughed a lot after 😂

I shadowed some paramedics. First call was a fall, patient trapped in hallway. Managed to get the front door open, spinal board laid down. I was on one knee on the path, stabilising the foot end, as a paramedic hutched her carefully onto it. He got out of the door, one foot in a planter pot 1/2

I feel moved to buy Bodlet a Zippo lighter and a bottle of lighter fuel...

What address should I send it to? 😉

Thank you x

Thank you x

I need to see a Rowlf one... I had such a crush on him when I was little 😊

Does it come with a side of steak 😉

Pet Chop Boys

Greetings from Europe
via : Ja Zmaj

I used to drink in a pub that had these separating the booths in the ladies' toilets...

I'm no anti-vaxxer, but that cat's immune system doesn't appear to need any help!

I beg your pardon, Mr Marks or Mr Spencer 👀 😳

A colleague in her mid 20s shared her recently learned knowledge that Robbie Williams used to be in Take That... Oof, that hit hard!

10/10.

Would snuggle.

photo is a family of gentoo penguins at their nest on cuverville island, antarctica. one adult appears to be yelling at the other who is standing over the nested chicks. (holger leue)

"I TOOK ONE AFTERNOON OFF, MARTIN! ONE SUNDAY for lunch with the girls!! and i come back here to find the microwave exploded with a half-cooked FORK inside it, andrea's covered from beak to feet in cake frosting, and maurice threw up alphabetti spaghetti on the cat because you let him TRY BEER?!?"

My therapist keeps asking about hobbies and I tell her I don't have any...

Does thinking count as a hobby? Daydreaming? Cos I can spend hours lost in my own thoughts... I assumed hobbies are ways to escape thinking. But I enjoy it!

I slept like this until puberty. Regularly woke up in the night to read and eat snacks for an hour or two. The pages of my Enid Blyton's were filled with sweet wrappers 😂

A puppet of a hare with large, wonky front teeth and a decidedly battered appearance. He is not cuddly. Kids TV in the late 70s early 80s didn't really do cuddly.

Hartley Hare from Pipkins.

I had a childhood crush on Pootle!

With his permission, I kept my ex husband on my insurance for years...

And the colleague who exclaimed, "I never knew Robbie Williams was in Take That!" 😭

Asda delivery driver, "Hello! I think it's usually your daughter who answers the door, nice to meet you"

I live alone... I have no daughter...

I've been practically housebound since mid November with anxiety and depression. I'm ignoring Christmas this year.

Plus side, I've won #Whamageddon 😉 and I think the meds are kicking in.

Stephen Collins on the prodigal son – cartoon It’s a cat’s life...

I have a print of this cartoon in my conservatory. Sound familiar?
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

If you're not following @rhodri.biz and #DuvetKnowItsChristmas on here you're missing an absolute treat. It's one of the highlights of Christmas!
#JoinIn

So, let's try doing #duvetknowitschristmas here this evening? People are literally Driving Home For Christmas right now, which MIGHT JUST mean that they'll be sleeping somewhere unusual. 1/