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Official account of Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal created by @zachweinersmith.bsky.social. Home of the ongoing webcomic SMBC, A City on Mars, and of little books featuring large concepts abridged beyond the point of usefulness.

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Part 1/2 of a 6-panel SMBC comic update where a man walks around with a stereotypical Bible thumping sign claiming "It's Adam & Eve NOT Adam & Steve." When confronted aobut his sign, the man underlines that Adam and Steve did nothing wrong while Adam and Eve doomed humanity to suffer on earth, so someone has to support Adam and Steve. The person confronting him joins him with a sign of their own.

Part 1/2 of a 6-panel SMBC comic update where a man walks around with a stereotypical Bible thumping sign claiming "It's Adam & Eve NOT Adam & Steve." When confronted aobut his sign, the man underlines that Adam and Steve did nothing wrong while Adam and Eve doomed humanity to suffer on earth, so someone has to support Adam and Steve. The person confronting him joins him with a sign of their own.

Part 2/2 of a 6-panel SMBC comic update where a man walks around with a stereotypical Bible thumping sign claiming "It's Adam & Eve NOT Adam & Steve." When confronted aobut his sign, the man underlines that Adam and Steve did nothing wrong while Adam and Eve doomed humanity to suffer on earth, so someone has to support Adam and Steve. The person confronting him joins him with a sign of their own.

Part 2/2 of a 6-panel SMBC comic update where a man walks around with a stereotypical Bible thumping sign claiming "It's Adam & Eve NOT Adam & Steve." When confronted aobut his sign, the man underlines that Adam and Steve did nothing wrong while Adam and Eve doomed humanity to suffer on earth, so someone has to support Adam and Steve. The person confronting him joins him with a sign of their own.

In fairness to Adam and Eve, nowhere in Leviticus are you told not to obey a talking snake.

COMIC โ—† www.smbc-comics.com/comic/steve
PATREON โ—† www.patreon.com/c/ZachWeiner...
STORE โ—† smbc-store.myshopify.com

06.10.2025 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 68    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Part 1/3 of a 7-panel SMBC update where a [princess is frolicking near a tower, baiting a dragon. The dragon is harpooned out of the sky. a group of people then dress the dragon while the princess mentions dragon hunting was more sporting before harpoon guns,

Part 1/3 of a 7-panel SMBC update where a [princess is frolicking near a tower, baiting a dragon. The dragon is harpooned out of the sky. a group of people then dress the dragon while the princess mentions dragon hunting was more sporting before harpoon guns,

Part 2/3 of a 7-panel SMBC update where a [princess is frolicking near a tower, baiting a dragon. The dragon is harpooned out of the sky. a group of people then dress the dragon while the princess mentions dragon hunting was more sporting before harpoon guns,

Part 2/3 of a 7-panel SMBC update where a [princess is frolicking near a tower, baiting a dragon. The dragon is harpooned out of the sky. a group of people then dress the dragon while the princess mentions dragon hunting was more sporting before harpoon guns,

Part 3/3 of a 7-panel SMBC update where a [princess is frolicking near a tower, baiting a dragon. The dragon is harpooned out of the sky. a group of people then dress the dragon while the princess mentions dragon hunting was more sporting before harpoon guns,

Part 3/3 of a 7-panel SMBC update where a [princess is frolicking near a tower, baiting a dragon. The dragon is harpooned out of the sky. a group of people then dress the dragon while the princess mentions dragon hunting was more sporting before harpoon guns,

The worst part is the ocean of blood you can't see at the bottom of the last panel.

COMIC โ—† www.smbc-comics.com/comic/prince...
PATREON โ—† www.patreon.com/c/ZachWeiner...
STORE โ—† smbc-store.myshopify.com

05.10.2025 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
3-panel SMBC comic update where a bespectacled woman states that "A" is the most versatile prefix as it can mean "towards" in Latin, "not" in Greek, and be an intensifier in Old English. Another woman replies that "it's aaaamazing," prompting the first woman to demand to know the quantities of A's used to determine if the comment was mean.

3-panel SMBC comic update where a bespectacled woman states that "A" is the most versatile prefix as it can mean "towards" in Latin, "not" in Greek, and be an intensifier in Old English. Another woman replies that "it's aaaamazing," prompting the first woman to demand to know the quantities of A's used to determine if the comment was mean.

Etymology humor will continue until morale improves.

COMIC โ—† www.smbc-comics.com/comic/aaa
PATREON โ—† www.patreon.com/c/ZachWeiner...
STORE โ—† smbc-store.myshopify.com

03.10.2025 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 117    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Part 1/2 of a 5-panel SMBC comic update where a child asks his mom where priors come from. The mom replies that they come from a magical field where factuality flowers grow on big truth trees. The parents then state in a private setting that priors are formed by social media influence and misremembered facts from early education.

Part 1/2 of a 5-panel SMBC comic update where a child asks his mom where priors come from. The mom replies that they come from a magical field where factuality flowers grow on big truth trees. The parents then state in a private setting that priors are formed by social media influence and misremembered facts from early education.

Part 2/2 of a 5-panel SMBC comic update where a child asks his mom where priors come from. The mom replies that they come from a magical field where factuality flowers grow on big truth trees. The parents then state in a private setting that priors are formed by social media influence and misremembered facts from early education.

Part 2/2 of a 5-panel SMBC comic update where a child asks his mom where priors come from. The mom replies that they come from a magical field where factuality flowers grow on big truth trees. The parents then state in a private setting that priors are formed by social media influence and misremembered facts from early education.

If I don't get some pedantic email I'll be forced to update my priors.

COMIC โ—† www.smbc-comics.com/comic/priors
PATREON โ—† www.patreon.com/c/ZachWeiner...
STORE โ—† smbc-store.myshopify.com

02.10.2025 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 85    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
4-panel SMBC comic update where a parent expresses concern that another member of the parent-teacher organization has a strange booth at the fundraiser. Other parents say he is jealous because that booth is outselling his brownie booth 10-to-1. The concerning booth is selling "clean piss".

4-panel SMBC comic update where a parent expresses concern that another member of the parent-teacher organization has a strange booth at the fundraiser. Other parents say he is jealous because that booth is outselling his brownie booth 10-to-1. The concerning booth is selling "clean piss".

Technically, there's no reason you can't set up this booth at your next farmer's market.

COMIC โ—† www.smbc-comics.com/comic/sale-2
PATREON โ—† www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE โ—† smbc-store.myshopify.com

01.10.2025 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 92    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Part 1/3 of a 9-panel SMBC update where physicists are forcibly sent on a long country hike because every great 20th century physics discovery has been found during a hike, and there hasn't been a comparable discovery since, so a hike is the obvious solution. The physicists start to note that the hike is actually much more relaxing then working in an office, so they solve physics quickly to retire to a pasture. A forced march for chemists is scheduled for the following Wednesday.

Part 1/3 of a 9-panel SMBC update where physicists are forcibly sent on a long country hike because every great 20th century physics discovery has been found during a hike, and there hasn't been a comparable discovery since, so a hike is the obvious solution. The physicists start to note that the hike is actually much more relaxing then working in an office, so they solve physics quickly to retire to a pasture. A forced march for chemists is scheduled for the following Wednesday.

Part 2/3 of a 9-panel SMBC update where physicists are forcibly sent on a long country hike because every great 20th century physics discovery has been found during a hike, and there hasn't been a comparable discovery since, so a hike is the obvious solution. The physicists start to note that the hike is actually much more relaxing then working in an office, so they solve physics quickly to retire to a pasture. A forced march for chemists is scheduled for the following Wednesday.

Part 2/3 of a 9-panel SMBC update where physicists are forcibly sent on a long country hike because every great 20th century physics discovery has been found during a hike, and there hasn't been a comparable discovery since, so a hike is the obvious solution. The physicists start to note that the hike is actually much more relaxing then working in an office, so they solve physics quickly to retire to a pasture. A forced march for chemists is scheduled for the following Wednesday.

Part 3/3 of a 9-panel SMBC update where physicists are forcibly sent on a long country hike because every great 20th century physics discovery has been found during a hike, and there hasn't been a comparable discovery since, so a hike is the obvious solution. The physicists start to note that the hike is actually much more relaxing then working in an office, so they solve physics quickly to retire to a pasture. A forced march for chemists is scheduled for the following Wednesday.

Part 3/3 of a 9-panel SMBC update where physicists are forcibly sent on a long country hike because every great 20th century physics discovery has been found during a hike, and there hasn't been a comparable discovery since, so a hike is the obvious solution. The physicists start to note that the hike is actually much more relaxing then working in an office, so they solve physics quickly to retire to a pasture. A forced march for chemists is scheduled for the following Wednesday.

Btw, the real life Dr. Whiteson, who podcasts with my wife, has a new book out called Do Aliens Speak Physics?

www.penguinrandomhouse.ca/books/807353...

COMIC โ—† www.smbc-comics.com/comic/unified
PATREON โ—† www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE โ—† smbc-store.myshopify.com

30.09.2025 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 85    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Part 1/2 of a 7-panel SMBC comic update where a couple on a beach discuss why men have weird fetishes. The male character explains that men often fixate on unsexy things to last longer, and this formed a bridge between the worlds of sexy and unsexy.

Part 1/2 of a 7-panel SMBC comic update where a couple on a beach discuss why men have weird fetishes. The male character explains that men often fixate on unsexy things to last longer, and this formed a bridge between the worlds of sexy and unsexy.

Part 2/2 of a 7-panel SMBC comic update where a couple on a beach discuss why men have weird fetishes. The male character explains that men often fixate on unsexy things to last longer, and this formed a bridge between the worlds of sexy and unsexy.

Part 2/2 of a 7-panel SMBC comic update where a couple on a beach discuss why men have weird fetishes. The male character explains that men often fixate on unsexy things to last longer, and this formed a bridge between the worlds of sexy and unsexy.

May I recommend the Look And Say Sequence, but don't complain to me if it starts getting weird.

COMIC โ—† www.smbc-comics.com/comic/gaze
PATREON โ—† www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE โ—† smbc-store.myshopify.com

29.09.2025 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 56    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
4-panel SMBC comic update where a woman comments that she hates the phrase "Trust the Science" (featured here on a t-shirt) because science is a never-ending process and at best we can say that we trust people with a greater expertise in a given question. She then reveals her ideal shirt slogan: Trust Analytic Truth Pโฎ•P

4-panel SMBC comic update where a woman comments that she hates the phrase "Trust the Science" (featured here on a t-shirt) because science is a never-ending process and at best we can say that we trust people with a greater expertise in a given question. She then reveals her ideal shirt slogan: Trust Analytic Truth Pโฎ•P

You can trust analytic truth because you can trust analytic truth.

COMIC โ—† www.smbc-comics.com/comic/trust-3
PATREON โ—† www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE โ—† smbc-store.myshopify.com

28.09.2025 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 92    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
1-panel SMBC update where a disheveled man narrates to an unseen audience the cruel things he plans to do that day. The caption reads : Tragically, the antiparasociality movement soon developed a vast following.

1-panel SMBC update where a disheveled man narrates to an unseen audience the cruel things he plans to do that day. The caption reads : Tragically, the antiparasociality movement soon developed a vast following.

I keep trying to make people leave my Instagram but they won't STOP.

COMIC โ—† www.smbc-comics.com/comic/hey-4
PATREON โ—† www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE โ—† smbc-store.myshopify.com

27.09.2025 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 40    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Part 1/4 of a 12-panel SMBC update where a cat robs a woman at gunpoint, monologuing about how humans have let soft cats into their homes, resulting in other cats becoming like humans. The woman comments that it's SO worth it.

Part 1/4 of a 12-panel SMBC update where a cat robs a woman at gunpoint, monologuing about how humans have let soft cats into their homes, resulting in other cats becoming like humans. The woman comments that it's SO worth it.

Part 2/4 of a 12-panel SMBC update where a cat robs a woman at gunpoint, monologuing about how humans have let soft cats into their homes, resulting in other cats becoming like humans. The woman comments that it's SO worth it.

Part 2/4 of a 12-panel SMBC update where a cat robs a woman at gunpoint, monologuing about how humans have let soft cats into their homes, resulting in other cats becoming like humans. The woman comments that it's SO worth it.

Part 3/4 of a 12-panel SMBC update where a cat robs a woman at gunpoint, monologuing about how humans have let soft cats into their homes, resulting in other cats becoming like humans. The woman comments that it's SO worth it.

Part 3/4 of a 12-panel SMBC update where a cat robs a woman at gunpoint, monologuing about how humans have let soft cats into their homes, resulting in other cats becoming like humans. The woman comments that it's SO worth it.

Part 4/4 of a 12-panel SMBC update where a cat robs a woman at gunpoint, monologuing about how humans have let soft cats into their homes, resulting in other cats becoming like humans. The woman comments that it's SO worth it.

Part 4/4 of a 12-panel SMBC update where a cat robs a woman at gunpoint, monologuing about how humans have let soft cats into their homes, resulting in other cats becoming like humans. The woman comments that it's SO worth it.

Suddenly regretting not doing a run of plush glock-cats.

COMIC โ—† www.smbc-comics.com/comic/tap-tap
PATREON โ—† www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE โ—† smbc-store.myshopify.com

26.09.2025 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 98    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

The print is back in stock, thank your patience!

smbc-store.myshopify.com/products/aut...

26.09.2025 02:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 152    ๐Ÿ” 33    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Edit of the comic!

26.09.2025 02:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
1-panel SMBC comic update where a priest is prompting another to burn his research notes about the fact that parthogenic animals most closely related to humans usually have offspring with xx chromosomes. The caption reads : What if Jesus was only male-presenting?

1-panel SMBC comic update where a priest is prompting another to burn his research notes about the fact that parthogenic animals most closely related to humans usually have offspring with xx chromosomes. The caption reads : What if Jesus was only male-presenting?

Around here we only do cis-substantiation, you hear?

COMIC โ—† www.smbc-comics.com/comic/xx
PATREON โ—† www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE โ—† smbc-store.myshopify.com

25.09.2025 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 184    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Part 1/2 of a 5 panel SMBC comic updates where children marvel at specialized breeding making toy tigers, while fearing the toy cat-tarentula made ten years down the line.

Part 1/2 of a 5 panel SMBC comic updates where children marvel at specialized breeding making toy tigers, while fearing the toy cat-tarentula made ten years down the line.

Part 2/2 of a 5 panel SMBC comic updates where children marvel at specialized breeding making toy tigers, while fearing the toy cat-tarentula made ten years down the line.

Part 2/2 of a 5 panel SMBC comic updates where children marvel at specialized breeding making toy tigers, while fearing the toy cat-tarentula made ten years down the line.

Who wants to get bitten by toycks??

COMIC โ—† www.smbc-comics.com/comic/toy
PATREON โ—† www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE โ—† smbc-store.myshopify.com

24.09.2025 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 49    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This print was added to our store by popular demand.

PRINT โ—† smbc-store.myshopify.com/products/aut...
ORIGINAL COMIC โ—† www.smbc-comics.com/comic/autism...

24.09.2025 19:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 695    ๐Ÿ” 278    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18
SMBC 4-panel update featuring cartoon versions of the artist and their family. The artist orders a plant, a periclinal chimera, which is a plant composed of tissues from two different species. The children are told to expect a mythical creature. They are disappointed.

SMBC 4-panel update featuring cartoon versions of the artist and their family. The artist orders a plant, a periclinal chimera, which is a plant composed of tissues from two different species. The children are told to expect a mythical creature. They are disappointed.

Enjoy the forthcoming smbc compilation on periclinal chimeras.

COMIC โ—† www.smbc-comics.com/comic/pericl...
PATREON โ—† www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE โ—† smbc-store.myshopify.com

23.09.2025 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 130    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
1-panel SMBC comic update featuring two trick-or-treaters dressed as a witch and Iron Man receiving candy from a woman pretending to be a bug in an odd and off-putting manner. The caption reads: We no longer go to the entomologist's house for Halloween.

1-panel SMBC comic update featuring two trick-or-treaters dressed as a witch and Iron Man receiving candy from a woman pretending to be a bug in an odd and off-putting manner. The caption reads: We no longer go to the entomologist's house for Halloween.

Sometimes the apple gets stuck in sphincter 3 and she has to gently loosen it.

COMIC โ—† www.smbc-comics.com/comic/treat-2
PATREON โ—† www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE โ—† smbc-store.myshopify.com

22.09.2025 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 95    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
1-panel SMBC comic update showing a close-up of the cover of a Holy Bible. Under the title, a review is printed. The review says "Not bad" - Zach Weinersmith. The caption reads: Life tip: you can re-release any rights-free book, with an added blurb.

1-panel SMBC comic update showing a close-up of the cover of a Holy Bible. Under the title, a review is printed. The review says "Not bad" - Zach Weinersmith. The caption reads: Life tip: you can re-release any rights-free book, with an added blurb.

You can do this with a metallic sharpie if you don't want to pay printing costs.

COMIC โ—† www.smbc-comics.com/comic/holy
PATREON โ—† www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE โ—† smbc-store.myshopify.com

21.09.2025 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 80    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Part 1/2 of a 6-panel SMBC comic update where a bespectacled man informs a red haired woman the everyone mispronounces "nuclear", even the dictionary.

Part 1/2 of a 6-panel SMBC comic update where a bespectacled man informs a red haired woman the everyone mispronounces "nuclear", even the dictionary.

Part 2/2 of a 6-panel SMBC comic update where a bespectacled man informs a red haired woman the everyone mispronounces "nuclear", even the dictionary.

Part 2/2 of a 6-panel SMBC comic update where a bespectacled man informs a red haired woman the everyone mispronounces "nuclear", even the dictionary.

I believe we've been breeding each other for aww, but so far it hasn't been very successful.

COMIC โ—† www.smbc-comics.com/comic/nuke
PATREON โ—† www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE โ—† smbc-store.myshopify.com

20.09.2025 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 72    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
1-panel SMBC update where two women discuss breeding sheet. One of them asks the other if they are breeding them to "MMM", "AHH" or "AWW". The caption reads "Animal breeding is a 10,000 year quest to make every creature into food, clothes or babies.

1-panel SMBC update where two women discuss breeding sheet. One of them asks the other if they are breeding them to "MMM", "AHH" or "AWW". The caption reads "Animal breeding is a 10,000 year quest to make every creature into food, clothes or babies.

I believe we've been breeding each other for aww, but so far it hasn't been very successful.

COMIC โ—† www.smbc-comics.com/comic/sheep-2
PATREON โ—† www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE โ—† smbc-store.myshopify.com

19.09.2025 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 141    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Part 1/2 of a 5-panel SMBC comic update where a man ask God to take responsibility for doing the dishes, as He is an all-knowing, all powerful entity, and there seems to be no philosophical reason for God to not do the dishes.

Part 1/2 of a 5-panel SMBC comic update where a man ask God to take responsibility for doing the dishes, as He is an all-knowing, all powerful entity, and there seems to be no philosophical reason for God to not do the dishes.

Part 2/2 of a 5-panel SMBC comic update where a man ask God to take responsibility for doing the dishes, as He is an all-knowing, all powerful entity, and there seems to be no philosophical reason for God to not do the dishes.

Part 2/2 of a 5-panel SMBC comic update where a man ask God to take responsibility for doing the dishes, as He is an all-knowing, all powerful entity, and there seems to be no philosophical reason for God to not do the dishes.

How come nobody asks for all-powerful, all-knowing, and at least PRETTY good?

COMIC โ—† www.smbc-comics.com/comic/theodi...
PATREON โ—† www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE โ—† smbc-store.myshopify.com

18.09.2025 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
4 panel SMBC comic update where a monk in an orange robe atop a rock is speaking to 3 other monks wearing red. The monk in orange guides them through the ideas that form is impermanent, that impermanence is unsatisfactory, and that is is improper to regard something impermanent and changing as belonging to someone. One of the monks in red interjects that the monk in orange didn't say any of that yesterday when the monk in red paid for lunch.

4 panel SMBC comic update where a monk in an orange robe atop a rock is speaking to 3 other monks wearing red. The monk in orange guides them through the ideas that form is impermanent, that impermanence is unsatisfactory, and that is is improper to regard something impermanent and changing as belonging to someone. One of the monks in red interjects that the monk in orange didn't say any of that yesterday when the monk in red paid for lunch.

I believe Buddhists aren't allowed to get mad about this misrepresentation, because that'd be a form of attachment.

COMIC โ—† www.smbc-comics.com/comic/o-monks
PATREON โ—† www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE โ—† smbc-store.myshopify.com

17.09.2025 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 38    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Part 1/2 of an 5 panel SMBC comic update. A child tells their parent they want to be famous. The parent replies that fame and fortune don't really make people content, but inborn genetic predisposition to positive affect does. The parent then suggests that this is something the child is lacking, and encourages them to become an artist.

Part 1/2 of an 5 panel SMBC comic update. A child tells their parent they want to be famous. The parent replies that fame and fortune don't really make people content, but inborn genetic predisposition to positive affect does. The parent then suggests that this is something the child is lacking, and encourages them to become an artist.

Part 2/2 of an 5 panel SMBC comic update. A child tells their parent they want to be famous. The parent replies that fame and fortune don't really make people content, but inborn genetic predisposition to positive affect does. The parent then suggests that this is something the child is lacking, and encourages them to become an artist.

Part 2/2 of an 5 panel SMBC comic update. A child tells their parent they want to be famous. The parent replies that fame and fortune don't really make people content, but inborn genetic predisposition to positive affect does. The parent then suggests that this is something the child is lacking, and encourages them to become an artist.

The truest deepest way to happiness is a brain implant with a happy button.

COMIC โ—† www.smbc-comics.com/comic/happin...
PATREON โ—† www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE โ—† smbc-store.myshopify.com

16.09.2025 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 87    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
4-panel SMBC comic update where James Joyce, Stephen Hawking and Immanuel Kant all argue they all wrote the most widely cited book that nobody has actually read. God walks in with a Bible calling them amateurs.

4-panel SMBC comic update where James Joyce, Stephen Hawking and Immanuel Kant all argue they all wrote the most widely cited book that nobody has actually read. God walks in with a Bible calling them amateurs.

Remember that whole year you had to have Piketty on your coffee table to be accepted in polite society?

COMIC โ—† www.smbc-comics.com/comic/unread
PATREON โ—† www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE โ—† smbc-store.myshopify.com

15.09.2025 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 214    ๐Ÿ” 41    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
Part 1/2 of a 6-panel SMBC comic update. It this update, a young man consults a wise master to see if he should achieve total spiritual oneness or vain spiritual glory. The wise master points out there's more millionaires that enlightened people so it's a pretty big gamble.

Part 1/2 of a 6-panel SMBC comic update. It this update, a young man consults a wise master to see if he should achieve total spiritual oneness or vain spiritual glory. The wise master points out there's more millionaires that enlightened people so it's a pretty big gamble.

Part 2/2 of a 6-panel SMBC comic update. It this update, a young man consults a wise master to see if he should achieve total spiritual oneness or vain spiritual glory. The wise master points out there's more millionaires that enlightened people so it's a pretty big gamble.

Part 2/2 of a 6-panel SMBC comic update. It this update, a young man consults a wise master to see if he should achieve total spiritual oneness or vain spiritual glory. The wise master points out there's more millionaires that enlightened people so it's a pretty big gamble.

I don't know if you can build ethics out of expected value, but I know that if I'm on a deserted island with someone who DOES think that, I'm running in the opposite direction.

COMIC โ—† www.smbc-comics.com/comic/bet
PATREON โ—† www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE โ—† smbc-store.myshopify.com

14.09.2025 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 86    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
1-panel SMBC comic update where a family is sitting at dinner. An older man talks about people putting magnetic microchips in vaccines. A younger man replies "Ha! Nice try! This is clearly just AI-generated ragebait". The caption reads "Deciding reality is a simulation really improved family get-togethers."

1-panel SMBC comic update where a family is sitting at dinner. An older man talks about people putting magnetic microchips in vaccines. A younger man replies "Ha! Nice try! This is clearly just AI-generated ragebait". The caption reads "Deciding reality is a simulation really improved family get-togethers."

You can tell it's not real because no human would be that stupid.

COMIC โ—† www.smbc-comics.com/comic/chips
PATREON โ—† www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE โ—† smbc-store.myshopify.com

13.09.2025 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 155    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
3-panel SMBC comic update where a woman enters a bookstore and says to the clerk "Good afternoon. I'd like to slowly work myself up to an immense climax over the course of several weeks". The clerk responds "Please ma'am, don't make me tap the sign" and then turns to a pink sign featuring a hunky naked dragon man within a red circle with a red diagonal line (no symbol). The sign reads : "No being honest about the romantasy genre".

3-panel SMBC comic update where a woman enters a bookstore and says to the clerk "Good afternoon. I'd like to slowly work myself up to an immense climax over the course of several weeks". The clerk responds "Please ma'am, don't make me tap the sign" and then turns to a pink sign featuring a hunky naked dragon man within a red circle with a red diagonal line (no symbol). The sign reads : "No being honest about the romantasy genre".

I just want to be completely clear to my advertisers: that is a tail.

COMIC โ—† www.smbc-comics.com/comic/climax
PATREON โ—† www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE โ—† smbc-store.myshopify.com

12.09.2025 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 102    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Part 1 of a short comic showing a cartoon version of Zach explaining that he will be doing monthly book reviews with affiliate links on Patreon. Two of the covers included in the review are redrawn in the comic (Proto by Laura Spinney and Prounoun Trouble by John McWorther).

Part 1 of a short comic showing a cartoon version of Zach explaining that he will be doing monthly book reviews with affiliate links on Patreon. Two of the covers included in the review are redrawn in the comic (Proto by Laura Spinney and Prounoun Trouble by John McWorther).

Part 2 of a short comic showing a cartoon version of Zach explaining that he will be doing monthly book reviews with affiliate links on Patreon. Two of the covers included in the review are redrawn in the comic (Proto by Laura Spinney and Prounoun Trouble by John McWorther).

Part 2 of a short comic showing a cartoon version of Zach explaining that he will be doing monthly book reviews with affiliate links on Patreon. Two of the covers included in the review are redrawn in the comic (Proto by Laura Spinney and Prounoun Trouble by John McWorther).

Check out the full book reviews and the affiliate links on Patreon! The post is open to all.

www.patreon.com/posts/135704...

12.09.2025 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Part 1 of a 6-panel SMBC comic update where two men walking in a park discuss the potential improvements to life AI may bring. One of the two mentions that he programmed a brain scanner to allow him to use his tie as a third appendage. It is comically unsettling when he eats spaghetti using the tie without breaking eye contact with the other man.

Part 1 of a 6-panel SMBC comic update where two men walking in a park discuss the potential improvements to life AI may bring. One of the two mentions that he programmed a brain scanner to allow him to use his tie as a third appendage. It is comically unsettling when he eats spaghetti using the tie without breaking eye contact with the other man.

Part 2 of a 6-panel SMBC comic update where two men walking in a park discuss the potential improvements to life AI may bring. One of the two mentions that he programmed a brain scanner to allow him to use his tie as a third appendage. It is comically unsettling when he eats spaghetti using the tie without breaking eye contact with the other man.

Part 2 of a 6-panel SMBC comic update where two men walking in a park discuss the potential improvements to life AI may bring. One of the two mentions that he programmed a brain scanner to allow him to use his tie as a third appendage. It is comically unsettling when he eats spaghetti using the tie without breaking eye contact with the other man.

People who say there's no good use for AI need to think harder.

COMIC โ—† www.smbc-comics.com/comic/ai-16
PATREON โ—† www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE โ—† smbc-store.myshopify.com

11.09.2025 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 41    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
4-panel SMBC comic update where two people are walking down a street. One mentions wanting to become more spiritual. The other, in response, asks if they are ignoring self or suff, asking if they are looking for a religion where they ignore the self, like Hume or Buddha, or one where they deny the suffering, like Seneca or Sartre.

4-panel SMBC comic update where two people are walking down a street. One mentions wanting to become more spiritual. The other, in response, asks if they are ignoring self or suff, asking if they are looking for a religion where they ignore the self, like Hume or Buddha, or one where they deny the suffering, like Seneca or Sartre.

Anyone complaining about my delineations should decide they are not in fact a self and so no email need be sent to correct me.

COMIC โ—† www.smbc-comics.com/comic/suffer...
PATREON โ—† www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE โ—† smbc-store.myshopify.com

10.09.2025 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 117    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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