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A colourised portrait of a man with short cropped hair and a moustache in military uniform, he wears a thick blue coat with silver buttons abd a brown hat.

This may be the angriest I've ever been on Remembrance Day. My great great uncle William died in battle in France in 1918. He and millions of others didn't give their lives for fascism to be on the rise in 2025. This isn't the world I want my children to grow up in.

a bald man with the words i regret many things below him Alt: a bald man with the words i regret many things below him

Seeing photos of bestie hanging out with fucking Jonny Santos and trying to remember why I turned down her spare Spineshank ticket.

Footer To twiddle and mess about with something

I was like "there must be some surely?" and now here I am 20 minutes later and the least vulgar one I can think of is "havin' a footer," which is so Scottish it's way too niche. 😅 [I also figured i should provide a translation]

Two girls and three boys aged from 11 to 15 are sitting squahed together on a silver crushed velvet sofa while I stand behind them in an Our Flag Means Community tshirt with my tongue out flipping off the camera.

I took all the gifts I collected for my friend who couldn't make it to #TheWeeCon and she wants to send her heartfelt thanks to everyone who gave her something. She only cried a little bit. 🥹

[She didn't want her photo taken, so we got one of me with my kids and niblings instead. 😂]

It gave me a good giggle. 😂

cloud of sweet, fruity mist. “Just wound up developing a fuckin’ vape habit instead, which, as a high school teacher, is pretty fucking embarrassing, I have to say.” “I can imagine,” Stede chuckles, lighting his own cigarette and carefully blowing the smoke away from Ed. “What flavor is that?” “Pink lemonade,” Ed replies with a sort of charmingly self-deprecating grin, like he really is embarrassed about it. It’s cute, though, really; there’s no other word to describe Ed Teach– cool, tattooed, gorgeous– feeling awkward about his fruity pink vape pen in front of Stede, of all people. “I’d offer you a puff, but I don’t wanna ruin your life.”

Finally got round to reading Night Moves, now I'm sitting here after reading this while vaping fucking *pink lemonade* eliquid, jaw on the floor, trying to work out if I should be laughing or cringing at being Ed coded. 💀

a woman wearing headphones holds a piece of paper in her hand Alt: a woman wearing headphones holds a piece of paper in her hand

I have been so busy reading fanfiction I seem to have missed some 💿🐎 and despite my inherently nosy nature, please don't fill me in and allow me to remain blissfully unaware. Kthanx.

I love cross stitch but I've been doing it for nearly 30 years and have finished maybe 2 pieces. 🫣😂

a black and white photo of a man and a woman kissing . Alt: black and white footage of Satine and Christian from Moulin Rouge, Christian is kissing Satine's forehead as they hide backstage and Satine is giggling.

This exact forehead kiss.

You’re in! Here’s what you ordered. VNV Nation General Admission Ticket Information Unreserved Standing

I FINALLY GET TO SEE VNV AGAIN 😭😭😭

Tool - 10,000 Days instantly popped into my head. 😅

What's it like in your head?

Watching Ashley Storrie on House of Games has just reaffirmed for me that if I ever express just how much I believe we should be best friends I would absolutely be on the wrong end of a restraining order. 🫣😅

PLEASE 😭

I really like it.

I'm pretty sure that's assault.

The cuts are a danger for sure, but not in this completely imaginary way. You don't need a single iota of knowledge about aviation to work that out. 🤦

I have no idea what the blocked post said, but I *know* you're in the right here.

Anyway. Congratulations [REDACTED] 🥳

Jasper from The Simpsons in a classroom holding a paddle with an angry expression on his face, with the text "That's a paddlin'"

Calling me and talking so much I can't get a word in to stop you during the last ten minutes of the Celebrity Traitors final?

I'm totally fine with it, there's far worse photos of me on the internet. 😂😂😂

@wastingyourgum.bsky.social thank you for your SkyCards advice I FINALLY UNLOCKED ANTARCTICA 🥳🥳🥳

I'm im this photo and I don't like it

a woman wearing a glove is crying and covering her face with her hand . Alt: a woman wearing a glove is crying and covering her face with her hand .

Ermagherd!

They're all gone but I can make more. 👀

a man is sitting in a chair on a checkerboard floor Alt: a man is sitting in a chair on a checkerboard floor

I spy a PIRATSKEPP!

Gentlebeard if they were in the UK rn.

Oh ffs, that's even worse!