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Leopards Eating Faces

@faceleopardwx.bsky.social

I was a lifelong NOAA meteorologist. Then eggs cost too much.

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Midnight SNACK

09.05.2025 03:57 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Well well well look what the big cats dragged in.

www.newsweek.com/trump-voting...

07.05.2025 22:49 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Our first meteorologist SNACK in several weeks. Tasty.

27.04.2025 00:16 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Oh no! Anyways.

17.04.2025 23:30 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Might be our favorite snack so far.

www.nbcboston.com/news/politic...

16.04.2025 03:35 — 👍 7    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 1

We are resting up for a VERY big day tomorrow. We thought we had a couple of years but credit where credit is due to President Trump for accomplishing it in 80 days. Great work sir!

07.04.2025 03:26 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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SNACK

06.04.2025 15:17 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Your favorite flesh-eating felines are going corporate this morning.

27.03.2025 14:36 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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Our expert feline opinion is that once we’re done with his face, she should file for divorce.

20.03.2025 04:01 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Mid-afternoon Midwest Friday SNACK

14.03.2025 19:33 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1
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Our Michigan bureau has been monitoring these developments, following reports in the fall of the two candidates being the same on Gaza.

10.03.2025 02:40 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

a rare instance of pre- @faceleopardwx.bsky.social clarity caught on camera. Quite a few mortgages in that man’s name and the federal apparatus built by boomers to secure them is being shredded in fast motion.

08.03.2025 23:52 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Dinner.

07.03.2025 22:10 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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We Great Patriot Leopards have advice for you sir: You got conned. Bye!

04.03.2025 21:08 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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Good morning. Brunch is served, senators.

04.03.2025 15:02 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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We LOVE snacking on CEOs. Happy Friday!

28.02.2025 18:09 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Playing fashy chaser games, win smart leopard prizes.

27.02.2025 23:29 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 2
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Melanie the Mortgage Chick never saw this (or us) coming.

26.02.2025 22:47 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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To be clear, we are not here to feast on Marilyn’s daughter, who did not vote for or want any of this. We are only interested in Marilyn; the DEI leopards are scratching at your door.

24.02.2025 03:46 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Former IRS worker who supported President Trump speaks out after being laid off Robert McCabe was one of the thousands of probationary IRS employees who were laid off on Thursday as part of the Trump administration’s efforts to reduce the size of the federal workforce through the...

This is long but it's the most cathartic flesh-eating experience we've had to date and we highly recommend it. www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/f...

22.02.2025 03:12 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Today’s tasty flesh snack is brought to you by Elno Crust, renowned for following through and paying his employees. Bye!

21.02.2025 15:17 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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We have arrived at The Capitol.

20.02.2025 22:33 — 👍 10    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 1
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Pour one out. Another genius has fallen to the leopards.

20.02.2025 01:01 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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We are a bunch of cats rolling over in laughter. Before we eat your flesh, Emily.

19.02.2025 04:50 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

The world’s smallest leopard violin for this one

18.02.2025 18:49 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Headed to Hollywood to chow down on our first D-list celeb!

18.02.2025 18:23 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 🐆🥣😳 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

15.02.2025 13:43 — 👍 14374    🔁 4164    💬 550    📌 501

Nothing more delicious than a MAGA chaser’s flesh.

17.02.2025 19:43 — 👍 14    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Happy Presidents Day to all presidents except Donald Trump, it’s time to snack.

17.02.2025 19:41 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Our tastiest meal yet!

16.02.2025 19:43 — 👍 21    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 1