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Oh, stop it! Laugh. Parody, satire, & truth as needed. Prevent truth decay, brush with Clear Cider. Caution, I still run with scissors. Dog lover. ๐Ÿ”ด = ๐Ÿšซ | DMs = ๐Ÿšซ ๐Ÿฆ‹ ๐ŸŒน

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Jesus. F*cking. Christ.

02.03.2026 20:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3261    ๐Ÿ” 1709    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 401    ๐Ÿ“Œ 196

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02.03.2026 21:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
02.03.2026 20:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

See ? Told ya โ€ฆ

02.03.2026 20:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trump hosted yet another glitzy millionaire fundraiser at his Mar-a-Lago resort on Saturday night after attacking Iran that resulted in over 100 children killed while they were at school.

01.03.2026 19:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

We leave the Trump - Epstein war coverage & now return you to our regular mass shootings โ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

02.03.2026 20:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No such verifiable quote from Smedley either.

Closest is "War is a racket.โ€

๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

02.03.2026 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œincompetenceโ€

02.03.2026 19:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A Loomer hickey ?

02.03.2026 19:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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โ€œThe United States is an oil company with an army.โ€

โ€” Usually attributed to George Carlin, but no verifiable source

02.03.2026 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very rarely are shingles around the neck region, and they are absolutely NOT contagious.

Itchy & painful, yes.

People with shingles most commonly have a rash around the left or right side of their torso.

๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

02.03.2026 18:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Starmer: "I will not permit, I will not commit our military personnel to unlawful action. That is not what they would expect and deserve. They are entitled to better than that."

02.03.2026 16:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6231    ๐Ÿ” 1495    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 270    ๐Ÿ“Œ 120
Massive butt rash.

Massive butt rash.

His incompetence is leaking.

02.03.2026 18:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Rรขpe mates.

Rรขpe mates.

Donโ€™t forget why any of this is happening.

02.03.2026 18:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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02.03.2026 18:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Iโ€™ve found myself randomly laughing all day at how Donald Trumpโ€™s sad attempt at creating a bin Laden moment like Obama was thwarted by him wearing enough makeup to look like his mother.

๐Ÿคฃ

02.03.2026 00:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 839    ๐Ÿ” 226    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 68    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18

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02.03.2026 01:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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02.03.2026 01:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
No member of the Trump family has ever served in the US military.

No member of the Trump family has ever served in the US military.

When will Barron Trump (19), Kai Trump (18), & Donald Trump III (17) enlist in the military to help spare another familyโ€™s children from going to the Trump - Epstein war ?

No member of the Trump family has ever served in the US military. Ever.

02.03.2026 01:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 24    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

A draft dodger now asks America to accept troop deaths and brace for more casualties, not his own children, not the children of his wealthy donors, but ours.

#DemVoice1 #ProudBlue #Pinks

02.03.2026 00:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 330    ๐Ÿ” 172    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Cleanse.

01.03.2026 01:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I genuinely cannot get over him launching a war from his house in Palm Beach.

01.03.2026 23:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6764    ๐Ÿ” 1254    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 485    ๐Ÿ“Œ 77

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01.03.2026 23:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imagine the worst of what is actually in the Trump - Epstein files (his child rapes, child tortures, child murders, blackmail, coverups) and here we are โ€ฆ

28.02.2026 11:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
A toughy Trump.

A toughy Trump.

โ€œI can handle things! I'm smart! Not like everybody says ... like dumb ... I'm smart and I want respect! Iโ€™m tough. Grrrr!โ€ โ€” Fpedo

01.03.2026 18:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Trump insiders accused of โ€˜profiting from warโ€™ after $1m bet on Iran attack A US senator has accused those close to Donald Trump of โ€œprofiting off war and deathโ€ in the wake of suspiciously timed bets predicting a US strikes on Iran.

#ResistanceUnited

These are some sick MFers. Their greed has no bound.

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01.03.2026 23:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 45    ๐Ÿ” 33    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Trump hosted yet another glitzy millionaire fundraiser at his Mar-a-Lago resort on Saturday night after attacking Iran that resulted in over 100 children killed while they were at school.

01.03.2026 19:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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01.03.2026 18:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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01.03.2026 18:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A toughy Trump.

A toughy Trump.

โ€œI can handle things! I'm smart! Not like everybody says ... like dumb ... I'm smart and I want respect! Iโ€™m tough. Grrrr!โ€ โ€” Fpedo

01.03.2026 18:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2