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10.08.2025 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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10.08.2025 17:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Imagine the worst in the Epstein-Trump files, then realize we donโ€™t even imagine 10% whatโ€™s really there.

๐Ÿค” Trump sexually assaulted children, Trump had Epstein โ€œsilencedโ€, Trump took over Epsteinโ€™s blackmail material, etc. ๐Ÿค”

Otherwise, he would not be trying so hard to distract & cover it all up.

10.08.2025 15:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#EpsteinFiles
Today would have been Virginia Giuffre's Birthday...

In her memory
Let us all keep fighting #EpsteinFiles

Her family wants you to know

"She wanted the world to know what they've done to her and so many other survivors "
"SHE fought till the last day."

Please fight for her now

09.08.2025 15:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1638    ๐Ÿ” 800    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 49    ๐Ÿ“Œ 59

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10.08.2025 15:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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10.08.2025 14:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Old times, good times, same times, rent free.

10.08.2025 14:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

2019.

He knew what it meant, then.

He never expected you to, today.

10.08.2025 04:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Exposing Jeffrey Epstein's international sex trafficking ring | 60 Minutes Australia
YouTube video by 60 Minutes Australia Exposing Jeffrey Epstein's international sex trafficking ring | 60 Minutes Australia

From 2019, investigation about Jeffrey Epstein, a good 45 minute watch, โ€œ60 Minutes Australiaโ€ piece, Virginia Giuffre prominent, international ties.

Listen to all of the women regarding Trump-Epstein.

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10.08.2025 13:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Partakes.

10.08.2025 13:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

2019.

He knew what it meant, then.

He never expected you to, today.

10.08.2025 04:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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09.08.2025 23:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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America is so embarrassing

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09.08.2025 16:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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09.08.2025 16:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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With all we know & suspect about child diddler Trump now, see if you can catch how he slyly gropes his grandson here.

09.08.2025 16:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Is this why the child diddler Trump is meeting up with war criminal Putin?

09.08.2025 15:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imagine being so embroiled in the Epstein-Trump files, that the only diversion you think will work is by inviting Putin to American soil.

09.08.2025 13:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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09.08.2025 13:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 145    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

TACO ETTD PAB

09.08.2025 04:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Letโ€™s face one of the honest truths here, in the whole Epstein-Trump coverup, the reason Trump likes to fรผck 14-year-olds is so he can actually pretend to himself that his tiny dick is big.

He is probably quoted saying so in the Epstein files.

09.08.2025 04:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If it wasnโ€™t hard work, what kind of work was it?

08.08.2025 23:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What does a meeting between Trump & Putin (in person) accomplish that a phone call doesnโ€™t?

08.08.2025 23:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Plastic.

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08.08.2025 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Theyโ€™re a โ€œresin compositeโ€ according to the manufacturerโ€™s catalog (plastic?).

See example on the right below, if you tilt it to the right, it matches up.

Apparently, Trumpโ€™s โ€œdecoratorโ€ gold-leafed, dipped, or spray painted (?) them.

The terms cherub or putti are often interchanged.

08.08.2025 21:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

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08.08.2025 21:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Congratulations, sir! Appearing on South Park is an honor, indeed. Not only have you "finally made it", you had the best line of dialogue in the show.

Good luck with your love of furniture and your continuing EPSTEIN Cover-Up,

Mar๐Ÿซ

08.08.2025 19:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28862    ๐Ÿ” 5664    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 618    ๐Ÿ“Œ 210
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This reboot of "The Three Stooges" looks a bit off ...

08.08.2025 20:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Our mediasโ€™ bravery found in a cartoon.

24.07.2025 18:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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