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04.03.2026 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Barack Obama standing in front of White House gold curtains.

Barack Obama standing in front of White House gold curtains.

How did Trump pick Obama’s gold White House curtains ?!

Huh.

The famous gold curtains (gold silk damask window treatments) in the Oval Office were originally chosen and designed for Bill Clinton's administration in 1993 by Little Rock-based interior decorator Kaki Hockersmith.

04.03.2026 08:42 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

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So Texas Attorney General & renowned Trump bootlicker Ken Paxton …

His wife, Angela, ( follow me here ) figured out where all her husband & his personal BFF’s ( former Solicitor General 'Ted' Cruz ) extra embezzled funds were going for all these years ???

Do we have that reporting right ???

09.04.2025 07:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump continues to dismiss Cornyn politically.

What happened?

Ken Paxton?

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28.02.2026 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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04.03.2026 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A democratic candidate just won in the *checks notes*

Arkansas state house special election.

Flip from R to D.

04.03.2026 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 20172    πŸ” 3383    πŸ’¬ 351    πŸ“Œ 145

Arr, ye matey !!!

04.03.2026 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Genes.

04.03.2026 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Inside the wild Canadian past of the Trump family - Macleans.ca Before there was a Trump Tower, there was a gold-rush hotel in Bennett, Yukon, where the Trump family dynasty began

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04.03.2026 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes.

The Arctic Restaurant & Hotel. First in Bennett, British Columbia (near the Yukon border), starting around 1898–1899.

This was a boomtown during the gold rush. He later relocated the business to Whitehorse, Yukon Territory.

04.03.2026 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Unfortunately, not real. It’s a video game commonly posted by that account water-marked.

04.03.2026 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think that was Ted Cruz’s dad.

Frederick Trump immigrated to the United States in 1885 at age 16. Historical records, including ship manifests, biographies, & official accounts, show he departed from Bremen, Germany, on October 7, 1885, aboard steamship Eider & arrived in NYC on October 19, 1885.

04.03.2026 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump’s grandfather, Friedrich (later Frederick), secretly & illegally immigrated to the United States in 1885 in a way that violated his then German (Bavarian) birthplace law by avoiding his required mandatory military service, registration, and travel notification.

Imagine that.

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04.03.2026 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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When will Barron Trump (19), Kai Trump (18), & Donald Trump III (17) enlist in the military to help spare another family’s children from going to The Trump-Epstein War ?

Send them first. No bones spurs.

No member of the Trump family has ever served in an active combat US military regiment. Ever.

04.03.2026 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3
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After US-Israel Operation Kills 180 Girls in Iran, Melania Trump Chairs UN Session on Children in Conflict | Common Dreams As families mourned the tragic loss of 180 schoolchildren in an Israeli attack on a girls' school in Iran, First Lady Melania Trump led a UN meeting on children in conflict.

Oh I see, you didn't mean those children.

03.03.2026 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

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What a maroon.

03.03.2026 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Even the C-Span closed caption stenocaptioners are having a field day with Kristi Noem.

With her actual husband sitting directly behind her, they call her β€œMiss Gnome” as she’s questioned about her private bedroom boudoir on the taxpayer funded β€˜Corey Lewandowski jet.’

03.03.2026 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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ICE Barbie Confronted by Photo of Her Mile-High Boudoir β€” The Daily Beast Secretary Kristi Noem was shown an image of the bedroom in a luxury jet she has been using to fly around the country.

Noem defended a 70M luxury jet complete with queen bed, while testifying about taxpayer savings on deportation flights. All while her alleged affair partner holds the title of her β€˜adviser’ and her husband sat in the room two rows behind her. Unreal!

#USDemocracy
#Pinks

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03.03.2026 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 248    πŸ” 140    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 9

Someone whispered into Trump’s rash that oil & gasoline prices are immediately rising worldwide & the entire world is now blaming it all on the Trump - Epstein peace plan.

03.03.2026 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hear there are Cava Restaurants in his neighborhood(s).

03.03.2026 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

MAGA actually -finally- catching up ?!

Too bad that it’s sadly too late …

03.03.2026 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Today in Iran…

03.03.2026 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5525    πŸ” 2401    πŸ’¬ 444    πŸ“Œ 219

This is fantastic. I just wish they had courage before they announced retirement

03.03.2026 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 5418    πŸ” 1049    πŸ’¬ 203    πŸ“Œ 26

New tactic: β€œWe have all the guns we want, hundreds, thousands, the best guns, I rebuilt them all in my last term, but we forgot … we ain’t got no bullets.”

03.03.2026 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ultra MAGA now questioning Ultra MAGA.

Liars lying lie.

03.03.2026 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s not wearing his girdle either β€” something’s up.

03.03.2026 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dude. I mean...

03.03.2026 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 76    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Three US fighter jets accidentally shot down by Kuwaiti air defenses, military says | CNN Three US fighter jets crashed in Kuwait on Monday due to an β€œapparent friendly fire incident,” the US military said in a statement.

Thanks Trump, Rubio, & Hegseth.

If you haven’t already sold our military secrets to our enemies, they now know that they can steal & copy Kuwait’s American bought anti-aircraft technology to use against us.

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03.03.2026 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Donald J. Trump

The White House Correspondents Association has asked me, very nicely, to be the Honoree at this year's Dinner, a long and storied tradition since it began in 1924, under then President Calvin Coolidge. In honor of our Nation's 250th Birthday, and the fact that these "Correspondents" now admit that 

I am truly one of the Greatest Presidents in the History of our Country, the G.O.A.T., according to many, 

it will be my Honor to accept their invitation, and work to make it the GREATEST, HOTTEST, and MOST SPECTACULAR DINNER, OF ANY KIND, EVER! Because the Press was extraordinarily bad to me, FAKE NEWS ALL, right from the beginning of my First Term, I boycotted the event, and never went as Honoree. However, I look forward to being with everyone this year.

Donald J. Trump The White House Correspondents Association has asked me, very nicely, to be the Honoree at this year's Dinner, a long and storied tradition since it began in 1924, under then President Calvin Coolidge. In honor of our Nation's 250th Birthday, and the fact that these "Correspondents" now admit that I am truly one of the Greatest Presidents in the History of our Country, the G.O.A.T., according to many, it will be my Honor to accept their invitation, and work to make it the GREATEST, HOTTEST, and MOST SPECTACULAR DINNER, OF ANY KIND, EVER! Because the Press was extraordinarily bad to me, FAKE NEWS ALL, right from the beginning of my First Term, I boycotted the event, and never went as Honoree. However, I look forward to being with everyone this year.

When you think his narcissism has reached the depths of hell, Trump finds another bunker stairwell …

(This is real.)

03.03.2026 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Q: "Do you think Trump should be deposed by this committee?"

HILLARY: "Absolutely. Trump has been held civilly liable for sexual assault by a jury of his peers. That is behavior that fits a pattern."

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