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Oh, stop it! Laugh. Parody, satire, & truth as needed. Prevent truth decay, brush with Clear Cider. Caution, I still run with scissors. Dog lover. πŸ”΄ = 🚫 | DMs = 🚫 πŸ¦‹ 🌹

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Children creating medals for sap Trump.

Children creating medals for sap Trump.

🚨🚨🚨

Venezuela now has their children across the country creating medals for Trump.

Might work?

06.12.2025 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
EEE wide?

EEE wide?

EEE wide ?

07.12.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Have you ever forgotten your FBI wrapper?

07.12.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 206    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2
Duffy treads.

Duffy treads.

Shoes …

07.12.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
This is the moment Qatar realized they spent more than they needed to.

This is the moment Qatar realized they spent more than they needed to.

07.12.2025 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 333    πŸ” 112    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 11
No sox Fuffy.

No sox Fuffy.

Duffy at the White House … πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ

07.12.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 156    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 2

Ivana, in her book, β€œRaising Trump,” says he always did his own hair & makeup.

Ivanka said the same thing during an interview, to the effect, β€œHe can’t trust anyone to do it for him in case they have an agenda.”

🀣🀣🀣

07.12.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Trump can’t do his own hair anymore.

Trump can’t do his own hair anymore.

Can anyone β€” ANYONE β€” show an 80-year old in better health?

Did he give up on shellacking his hair now?

07.12.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
Trump hides his tiny delicate hands.

Trump hides his tiny delicate hands.

Compare the hand size of 5’7’’ (real) Sylvester Stallone (using a walking cane, btw) to 6’3’’ (lie) Trump’s tiny hand (hiding his Alzheimer’s treatment bandages.)

🀣🀣🀣

07.12.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Wow. Seriously @nytimes.com ?

07.12.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2
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β€œHappy Pearl Harbor Day !!!” β€” Trump

πŸ₯Ά

07.12.2025 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œPeek-a-boo! I see you!”

06.12.2025 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Trump trades trinkets.

Trump trades trinkets.

Stallone got a chocolate Trump medal for sorta best hair.

07.12.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Alright folks, I’m a little late, but here we go! Ask me anything, 30ish mins, gogo

07.12.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1111    πŸ” 77    πŸ’¬ 203    πŸ“Œ 1
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Have you ever forgotten your FBI wrapper?

07.12.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 206    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2
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Are you going to be in line for Trump’s new tiny cars?

07.12.2025 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Trump trades trinkets.

Trump trades trinkets.

Stallone got a chocolate Trump medal for sorta best hair.

07.12.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just when you think he’s reached the bottom of his narcissistic embarrassment, he finds a new plummet hatch.

What a maroon … πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ

06.12.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

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06.12.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Children creating medals for sap Trump.

Children creating medals for sap Trump.

🚨🚨🚨

Venezuela now has their children across the country creating medals for Trump.

Might work?

06.12.2025 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

From the book β€œLucky Loser” this uniform & medals routinely pictured weren’t even Trump’s.

While in military reform school, he was running late (!) & borrowed another cadet’s uniform.

Trump had only earned two of those medals himself; one for good housekeeping & one for making his bed.

🀣🀣🀣

06.12.2025 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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06.12.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œPeek-a-boo! I see you!”

06.12.2025 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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06.12.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Trump playing his regular morning game of peek-a-boo.

Trump playing his regular morning game of peek-a-boo.

Trump interrupts his morning nap to play peek-a-boo on the world stage …

05.12.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

Trump’s new idea: little dick, little car.

05.12.2025 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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05.12.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Trump playing his regular morning game of peek-a-boo.

Trump playing his regular morning game of peek-a-boo.

Trump interrupts his morning nap to play peek-a-boo on the world stage …

05.12.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

bsky.app/profile/thec...

05.12.2025 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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