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Oh, stop it! Laugh. Parody, satire, & truth as needed. Prevent truth decay, brush with Clear Cider. Caution, I still run with scissors. Dog lover. πŸ”΄ = 🚫 | DMs = 🚫 πŸ¦‹ 🌹

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He probably still hasn’t paid for them.

01.03.2026 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
BFFs.

BFFs.

Do you think Iranian intel agencies should now release the Trump - Epstein files in their entirety, publicly, based from multiple, varied, accessible, worldwide sites?

01.03.2026 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 88    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Alright folks, here we go! Ask me anything, 30ish mins, gogo

01.03.2026 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 854    πŸ” 78    πŸ’¬ 337    πŸ“Œ 2
Stare glaringly into the void, pretend tough guy.

Stare glaringly into the void, pretend tough guy.

How secure is Trump’s makeshift SCIF using Mar-a-Lago translucent table skirts for security barriers?

01.03.2026 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 260    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 1
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β€œI did not dedicate my life to advocating for women and girls just so that I could be lectured by a bunch of pedophile protectors.”
~Hillary Rodham Clinton.

01.03.2026 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 487    πŸ” 212    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 6
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Cleanse.

01.03.2026 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Those translucent table skirts may not be secure by anyone’s definition, but they are great for wafting his unwanted scents into the dining area..

01.03.2026 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump’s access to classified information restricted as he heads to trial in documents case, federal judge rules | CNN Politics Former President Donald Trump will be restricted on how and when he can look at, and talk about, classified information, a judge decided Wednesday after a sealed hearing the day before.

Judge restricted his access to the SCIF during his first term & required 3rd party monitoring. Maybe that’s still in effect?

www.cnn.com/2023/09/13/p...

01.03.2026 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
State menacingly into the void of war, tough guy.

State menacingly into the void of war, tough guy.

Susan Rice & Barack Obama availing themselves of a SCIF room.

Susan Rice & Barack Obama availing themselves of a SCIF room.

Trump’s idea of a SCIF (Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility) at Mar-a-Lago (note translucent table skirts hung up as security barriers) compared to one Barack Obama & Susan Rice used. πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

01.03.2026 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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What about the translucent table skirts hung up to pretend a SCIF secured area?

Huh?

28.02.2026 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 105    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 1
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What about the translucent table skirts hung up to pretend a SCIF secured area?

Huh?

28.02.2026 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 105    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 1
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Trump, once again, playing his cards on the world stage.

28.02.2026 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Trump monitoring the Iran war in makeup & his baseball cap.

Trump monitoring the Iran war in makeup & his baseball cap.

Exceptionally greasy makeup during wartime.

28.02.2026 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wage war from his Florida resort, behind makeshift black tablecloth curtains, in a $50 baseball cap …

28.02.2026 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Trump profiting off Mar-a-Lardo meals, drinks, and whores ?!

Say it isn’t so …

28.02.2026 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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US-Israeli strike on girls' school kills at least 85 students, Iran's judiciary says At least 85 students have been killed in US-Israeli strikes that hit an Iranian girls' school in Hormozgan province, Iran's judiciary said on Saturday. Washington has not commented on the reported str...

Will it matter to anyone in the Epstein class that they just blew up a girl’s school?

β€œAt least 85 students have been killed in US-Israeli strikes that hit an Iranian girls' school in Hormozgan province.”

#EpsteinWar #ProudBlue #EpsteinClass #War #Iran

www.france24.com/en/asia-paci...

28.02.2026 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 135    πŸ” 109    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 10

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28.02.2026 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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5-time draft dodger says what …

28.02.2026 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Trump continues to dismiss Cornyn politically.

What happened?

Ken Paxton?

🀣🀣🀣

28.02.2026 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Human cockroach.

Human cockroach.

Even in war, Trump has to be sure to front page the tortures & murders of little school girls.

28.02.2026 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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BFFs.

BFFs.

Iran should now release the Trump - Epstein files in their entirety, publicly, from multiple, varied, accessible, worldwide sites.

28.02.2026 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Predicted.

28.02.2026 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well.

28.02.2026 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The President has launched our nation and our great military into a war of choice, risking American lives and resources, ignoring American law, and endangering our allies and partners. It does nothing to help with the urgent problems here at home that Americans face every day.

28.02.2026 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 21057    πŸ” 6348    πŸ’¬ 1179    πŸ“Œ 310
Orange liar.

Orange liar.

If Trump would lie to the world for his own gains, you actually think he cares about telling us the truth about anything?

28.02.2026 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine the worst of what is actually in the Trump - Epstein files (his child rapes, child tortures, child murders, blackmail, coverups) and here we are …

28.02.2026 11:49 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

bsky.app/profile/thec...

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28.02.2026 12:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope his cankles inflate, throb, & hurt a 1000x more this morning …

28.02.2026 12:00 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1