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04.03.2026 13:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@theclearcider.bsky.social
Oh, stop it! Laugh. Parody, satire, & truth as needed. Prevent truth decay, brush with Clear Cider. Caution, I still run with scissors. Dog lover. π΄ = π« | DMs = π« π¦ πΉ
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04.03.2026 13:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Barack Obama standing in front of White House gold curtains.
How did Trump pick Obamaβs gold White House curtains ?!
Huh.
The famous gold curtains (gold silk damask window treatments) in the Oval Office were originally chosen and designed for Bill Clinton's administration in 1993 by Little Rock-based interior decorator Kaki Hockersmith.
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So Texas Attorney General & renowned Trump bootlicker Ken Paxton β¦
His wife, Angela, ( follow me here ) figured out where all her husband & his personal BFFβs ( former Solicitor General 'Ted' Cruz ) extra embezzled funds were going for all these years ???
Do we have that reporting right ???
Trump continues to dismiss Cornyn politically.
What happened?
Ken Paxton?
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04.03.2026 03:27 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
A democratic candidate just won in the *checks notes*
Arkansas state house special election.
Flip from R to D.
Arr, ye matey !!!
04.03.2026 03:20 β π 8 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Genes.
04.03.2026 02:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Yes.
The Arctic Restaurant & Hotel. First in Bennett, British Columbia (near the Yukon border), starting around 1898β1899.
This was a boomtown during the gold rush. He later relocated the business to Whitehorse, Yukon Territory.
Unfortunately, not real. Itβs a video game commonly posted by that account water-marked.
04.03.2026 02:28 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I think that was Ted Cruzβs dad.
Frederick Trump immigrated to the United States in 1885 at age 16. Historical records, including ship manifests, biographies, & official accounts, show he departed from Bremen, Germany, on October 7, 1885, aboard steamship Eider & arrived in NYC on October 19, 1885.
Trumpβs grandfather, Friedrich (later Frederick), secretly & illegally immigrated to the United States in 1885 in a way that violated his then German (Bavarian) birthplace law by avoiding his required mandatory military service, registration, and travel notification.
Imagine that.
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When will Barron Trump (19), Kai Trump (18), & Donald Trump III (17) enlist in the military to help spare another familyβs children from going to The Trump-Epstein War ?
Send them first. No bones spurs.
No member of the Trump family has ever served in an active combat US military regiment. Ever.
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What a maroon.
Even the C-Span closed caption stenocaptioners are having a field day with Kristi Noem.
With her actual husband sitting directly behind her, they call her βMiss Gnomeβ as sheβs questioned about her private bedroom boudoir on the taxpayer funded βCorey Lewandowski jet.β
Noem defended a 70M luxury jet complete with queen bed, while testifying about taxpayer savings on deportation flights. All while her alleged affair partner holds the title of her βadviserβ and her husband sat in the room two rows behind her. Unreal!
#USDemocracy
#Pinks
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Someone whispered into Trumpβs rash that oil & gasoline prices are immediately rising worldwide & the entire world is now blaming it all on the Trump - Epstein peace plan.
03.03.2026 20:14 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I hear there are Cava Restaurants in his neighborhood(s).
03.03.2026 20:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
MAGA actually -finally- catching up ?!
Too bad that itβs sadly too late β¦
Today in Iranβ¦
03.03.2026 19:01 β π 5525 π 2401 π¬ 444 π 219This is fantastic. I just wish they had courage before they announced retirement
03.03.2026 19:14 β π 5418 π 1049 π¬ 203 π 26New tactic: βWe have all the guns we want, hundreds, thousands, the best guns, I rebuilt them all in my last term, but we forgot β¦ we ainβt got no bullets.β
03.03.2026 17:38 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Ultra MAGA now questioning Ultra MAGA.
Liars lying lie.
Heβs not wearing his girdle either β somethingβs up.
03.03.2026 17:17 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Dude. I mean...
03.03.2026 01:26 β π 76 π 21 π¬ 3 π 0
Thanks Trump, Rubio, & Hegseth.
If you havenβt already sold our military secrets to our enemies, they now know that they can steal & copy Kuwaitβs American bought anti-aircraft technology to use against us.
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Donald J. Trump The White House Correspondents Association has asked me, very nicely, to be the Honoree at this year's Dinner, a long and storied tradition since it began in 1924, under then President Calvin Coolidge. In honor of our Nation's 250th Birthday, and the fact that these "Correspondents" now admit that I am truly one of the Greatest Presidents in the History of our Country, the G.O.A.T., according to many, it will be my Honor to accept their invitation, and work to make it the GREATEST, HOTTEST, and MOST SPECTACULAR DINNER, OF ANY KIND, EVER! Because the Press was extraordinarily bad to me, FAKE NEWS ALL, right from the beginning of my First Term, I boycotted the event, and never went as Honoree. However, I look forward to being with everyone this year.
When you think his narcissism has reached the depths of hell, Trump finds another bunker stairwell β¦
(This is real.)
Q: "Do you think Trump should be deposed by this committee?"
HILLARY: "Absolutely. Trump has been held civilly liable for sexual assault by a jury of his peers. That is behavior that fits a pattern."