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Oh, stop it! Laugh. Parody, satire, & truth as needed. Prevent truth decay, brush with Clear Cider. Caution, I still run with scissors. Dog lover. πŸ”΄ = 🚫 | DMs = 🚫 πŸ¦‹ 🌹

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05.03.2026 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Senator Mark Kelly would like to know if the missile program was obliterated, why are we at war today with Iran. No one has an answer though.πŸ˜’

05.03.2026 11:36 β€” πŸ‘ 225    πŸ” 112    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

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05.03.2026 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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When will Barron Trump (19), Kai Trump (18), & Donald Trump III (17) enlist in the military to help spare another family’s children from going to The Trump-Epstein War ?

Send them first. No bones spurs.

No member of the Trump family has ever served in an active combat US military regiment. Ever.

04.03.2026 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 5
More makeup than most grandmas.

More makeup than most grandmas.

The average Iranian citizen makes the equivalent of $70-100 a month salary.

Over the last 4-5 days, the official cost of the Trump’s war effort is estimated between *$2-5 BILLION* taxpayers’ dollars !!!

US/Israeli sources indicate ~1000-1700 Iranians have been killed. More wounded.

Staggering.

05.03.2026 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Free and fair elections are the cornerstone of our democracy. But right now, they’re under attack.

Several Republican-controlled states have redrawn their congressional maps to give themselves an unfair advantage in the midterm elections.

05.03.2026 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 5229    πŸ” 1996    πŸ’¬ 168    πŸ“Œ 80

Be aware … more than half of the Trump - Epstein War videos are posted from kids’ video games.

I see some being reported as real, β€œthis is not AI,” etc.

But they’re (many times) from aging video aircraft fighter games using foreign country’s aircraft or US aircraft no longer in active service.

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05.03.2026 13:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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05.03.2026 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
More makeup than most grandmas.

More makeup than most grandmas.

The average Iranian citizen makes the equivalent of $70-100 a month salary.

Over the last 4-5 days, the official cost of the Trump’s war effort is estimated between *$2-5 BILLION* taxpayers’ dollars !!!

US/Israeli sources indicate ~1000-1700 Iranians have been killed. More wounded.

Staggering.

05.03.2026 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

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04.03.2026 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Barack Obama standing in front of White House gold curtains.

Barack Obama standing in front of White House gold curtains.

How did Trump pick Obama’s gold White House curtains ?!

Huh.

The famous gold curtains (gold silk damask window treatments) in the Oval Office were originally chosen and designed for Bill Clinton's administration in 1993 by Little Rock-based interior decorator Kaki Hockersmith.

04.03.2026 08:42 β€” πŸ‘ 103    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3
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Kamlager-Dove: During you tenure at DHS, have you had sexual relations with Corey Lewandowski?

Noem: I am shocked we are peddling tabloid garbage.

04.03.2026 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 6029    πŸ” 1623    πŸ’¬ 993    πŸ“Œ 461

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04.03.2026 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What god will use a child rapist to do his work? Not mine! Not the King James!

04.03.2026 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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04.03.2026 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If β€œhumble brag” were a moron …

04.03.2026 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"It is fraud" -- Neguse nails Kristi Noem for lying during her testimony yesterday when she told the Senate that DHS's $220m ad campaign starring her "went out to a competitive bid" (it did not), and tells her "I think there's gonna be accountability" (1/2)

04.03.2026 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 12510    πŸ” 3757    πŸ’¬ 377    πŸ“Œ 241

Here’s what Greasy Slick had to say this morning.

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04.03.2026 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
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Hegseth: "This is what the fake news misses. We've taken control of Iran's airspace & waterways without boots on the ground. But when a few drones get through or tragic things happen, it's front page news. I get it- the press only wants to make POTUS look bad, but try for once to report the reality"

04.03.2026 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 568    πŸ” 141    πŸ’¬ 356    πŸ“Œ 148
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here's the full clip of Karoline Leavitt getting big mad when Kaitlan Collins presses her on Hegseth complaining about press coverage of US troop deaths

04.03.2026 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2267    πŸ” 645    πŸ’¬ 481    πŸ“Œ 151

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04.03.2026 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What could you do with an extra, free, $200 million ?! 🫒

04.03.2026 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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04.03.2026 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s looking increasingly likely that Kristi Noem and Lewandowski funneled almost 200 million in government money to a company that is run by her friend and that nobody can give an address for.

Oh, and it was 8 days old when it was awarded the contract.

04.03.2026 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 21602    πŸ” 8646    πŸ’¬ 1154    πŸ“Œ 561
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Trump hints he wants the Statue of Liberty remodeled in Melania’s image …

🀣🀣🀣

04.03.2026 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Even the C-Span closed caption stenocaptioners are having a field day with Kristi Noem.

With her actual husband sitting directly behind her, they call her β€œMiss Gnome” as she’s questioned about her private bedroom boudoir on the taxpayer funded β€˜Corey Lewandowski jet.’

03.03.2026 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3

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04.03.2026 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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04.03.2026 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Reporter: β€œPresident Trump, any words about the six Americans that have been killed?"

Trump:

04.03.2026 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1064    πŸ” 321    πŸ’¬ 78    πŸ“Œ 16