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This is fantastic. I just wish they had courage before they announced retirement

03.03.2026 19:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 180    ๐Ÿ” 33    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

New tactic: โ€œWe have all the guns we want, hundreds, thousands, the best guns, I rebuilt them all in my last term, but we forgot โ€ฆ we ainโ€™t got no bullets.โ€

03.03.2026 17:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ultra MAGA now questioning Ultra MAGA.

Liars lying lie.

03.03.2026 17:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heโ€™s not wearing his girdle either โ€” somethingโ€™s up.

03.03.2026 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Dude. I mean...

03.03.2026 01:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 73    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Three US fighter jets accidentally shot down by Kuwaiti air defenses, military says | CNN Three US fighter jets crashed in Kuwait on Monday due to an โ€œapparent friendly fire incident,โ€ the US military said in a statement.

Thanks Trump, Rubio, & Hegseth.

If you havenโ€™t already sold our military secrets to our enemies, they now know that they can steal & copy Kuwaitโ€™s American bought anti-aircraft technology to use against us.

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03.03.2026 01:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Donald J. Trump

The White House Correspondents Association has asked me, very nicely, to be the Honoree at this year's Dinner, a long and storied tradition since it began in 1924, under then President Calvin Coolidge. In honor of our Nation's 250th Birthday, and the fact that these "Correspondents" now admit that 

I am truly one of the Greatest Presidents in the History of our Country, the G.O.A.T., according to many, 

it will be my Honor to accept their invitation, and work to make it the GREATEST, HOTTEST, and MOST SPECTACULAR DINNER, OF ANY KIND, EVER! Because the Press was extraordinarily bad to me, FAKE NEWS ALL, right from the beginning of my First Term, I boycotted the event, and never went as Honoree. However, I look forward to being with everyone this year.

Donald J. Trump The White House Correspondents Association has asked me, very nicely, to be the Honoree at this year's Dinner, a long and storied tradition since it began in 1924, under then President Calvin Coolidge. In honor of our Nation's 250th Birthday, and the fact that these "Correspondents" now admit that I am truly one of the Greatest Presidents in the History of our Country, the G.O.A.T., according to many, it will be my Honor to accept their invitation, and work to make it the GREATEST, HOTTEST, and MOST SPECTACULAR DINNER, OF ANY KIND, EVER! Because the Press was extraordinarily bad to me, FAKE NEWS ALL, right from the beginning of my First Term, I boycotted the event, and never went as Honoree. However, I look forward to being with everyone this year.

When you think his narcissism has reached the depths of hell, Trump finds another bunker stairwell โ€ฆ

(This is real.)

03.03.2026 01:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Q: "Do you think Trump should be deposed by this committee?"

HILLARY: "Absolutely. Trump has been held civilly liable for sexual assault by a jury of his peers. That is behavior that fits a pattern."

03.03.2026 00:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5381    ๐Ÿ” 1770    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 155    ๐Ÿ“Œ 76

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03.03.2026 01:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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At least they are blaming Vance instead of Biden this time.

03.03.2026 00:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2340    ๐Ÿ” 570    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 162    ๐Ÿ“Œ 36
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Hilarious indeed.

02.03.2026 23:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Old times โ€ฆ

02.03.2026 23:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Boebert: Have you reviewed any Epstein files that were released that you believe reference or relate to those specific 2016 claims regarding the Podesta emails Comet ping pong pizza used as code possibly.

Clinton: Pizzagate was totally made up. I can't believe you're even referencing it

02.03.2026 21:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20479    ๐Ÿ” 4739    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1790    ๐Ÿ“Œ 694

When youโ€™re in the middle of reading a teleprompter, & you feel the overflowing contents of your diaper seep down your legs, pass your cankles โ€ฆ

02.03.2026 23:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hillary Clinton finding out Lauren Boebert is posting photos of her testimony: "If you guys are doing that, I am done. You can hold me in contempt from now until the cows come home. this is just typical behavior... We all are abiding by the same rules."

Boebert: "I... I will take that down."

02.03.2026 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 365    ๐Ÿ” 108    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 26
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A clip from the moment Hillary Clinton found out Lauren Boebert took an unauthorized photo of her deposition: 'I'm done!'

02.03.2026 21:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14350    ๐Ÿ” 3817    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 840    ๐Ÿ“Œ 604
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Jesus. F*cking. Christ.

02.03.2026 20:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7047    ๐Ÿ” 3432    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 770    ๐Ÿ“Œ 376

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02.03.2026 21:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
02.03.2026 20:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

See ? Told ya โ€ฆ

02.03.2026 20:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trump hosted yet another glitzy millionaire fundraiser at his Mar-a-Lago resort on Saturday night after attacking Iran that resulted in over 100 children killed while they were at school.

01.03.2026 19:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

We leave the Trump - Epstein war coverage & now return you to our regular mass shootings โ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

02.03.2026 20:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No such verifiable quote from Smedley either.

Closest is "War is a racket.โ€

๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

02.03.2026 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œincompetenceโ€

02.03.2026 19:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A Loomer hickey ?

02.03.2026 19:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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โ€œThe United States is an oil company with an army.โ€

โ€” Usually attributed to George Carlin, but no verifiable source

02.03.2026 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very rarely are shingles around the neck region, and they are absolutely NOT contagious.

Itchy & painful, yes.

People with shingles most commonly have a rash around the left or right side of their torso.

๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

02.03.2026 18:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Starmer: "I will not permit, I will not commit our military personnel to unlawful action. That is not what they would expect and deserve. They are entitled to better than that."

02.03.2026 16:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9436    ๐Ÿ” 2149    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 361    ๐Ÿ“Œ 168
Massive butt rash.

Massive butt rash.

His incompetence is leaking.

02.03.2026 18:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1