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05.03.2026 15:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@theclearcider.bsky.social
Oh, stop it! Laugh. Parody, satire, & truth as needed. Prevent truth decay, brush with Clear Cider. Caution, I still run with scissors. Dog lover. π΄ = π« | DMs = π« π¦ πΉ
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05.03.2026 15:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Senator Mark Kelly would like to know if the missile program was obliterated, why are we at war today with Iran. No one has an answer though.π
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When will Barron Trump (19), Kai Trump (18), & Donald Trump III (17) enlist in the military to help spare another familyβs children from going to The Trump-Epstein War ?
Send them first. No bones spurs.
No member of the Trump family has ever served in an active combat US military regiment. Ever.
More makeup than most grandmas.
The average Iranian citizen makes the equivalent of $70-100 a month salary.
Over the last 4-5 days, the official cost of the Trumpβs war effort is estimated between *$2-5 BILLION* taxpayersβ dollars !!!
US/Israeli sources indicate ~1000-1700 Iranians have been killed. More wounded.
Staggering.
Free and fair elections are the cornerstone of our democracy. But right now, theyβre under attack.
Several Republican-controlled states have redrawn their congressional maps to give themselves an unfair advantage in the midterm elections.
Be aware β¦ more than half of the Trump - Epstein War videos are posted from kidsβ video games.
I see some being reported as real, βthis is not AI,β etc.
But theyβre (many times) from aging video aircraft fighter games using foreign countryβs aircraft or US aircraft no longer in active service.
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05.03.2026 03:10 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0More makeup than most grandmas.
The average Iranian citizen makes the equivalent of $70-100 a month salary.
Over the last 4-5 days, the official cost of the Trumpβs war effort is estimated between *$2-5 BILLION* taxpayersβ dollars !!!
US/Israeli sources indicate ~1000-1700 Iranians have been killed. More wounded.
Staggering.
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04.03.2026 23:59 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Barack Obama standing in front of White House gold curtains.
How did Trump pick Obamaβs gold White House curtains ?!
Huh.
The famous gold curtains (gold silk damask window treatments) in the Oval Office were originally chosen and designed for Bill Clinton's administration in 1993 by Little Rock-based interior decorator Kaki Hockersmith.
Kamlager-Dove: During you tenure at DHS, have you had sexual relations with Corey Lewandowski?
Noem: I am shocked we are peddling tabloid garbage.
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04.03.2026 20:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What god will use a child rapist to do his work? Not mine! Not the King James!
04.03.2026 19:54 β π 4 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0bsky.app/profile/thec...
04.03.2026 19:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If βhumble bragβ were a moron β¦
04.03.2026 19:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"It is fraud" -- Neguse nails Kristi Noem for lying during her testimony yesterday when she told the Senate that DHS's $220m ad campaign starring her "went out to a competitive bid" (it did not), and tells her "I think there's gonna be accountability" (1/2)
04.03.2026 18:03 β π 12510 π 3757 π¬ 377 π 241
Hereβs what Greasy Slick had to say this morning.
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Hegseth: "This is what the fake news misses. We've taken control of Iran's airspace & waterways without boots on the ground. But when a few drones get through or tragic things happen, it's front page news. I get it- the press only wants to make POTUS look bad, but try for once to report the reality"
04.03.2026 13:15 β π 568 π 141 π¬ 356 π 148here's the full clip of Karoline Leavitt getting big mad when Kaitlan Collins presses her on Hegseth complaining about press coverage of US troop deaths
04.03.2026 19:26 β π 2267 π 645 π¬ 481 π 151bsky.app/profile/thec...
04.03.2026 19:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What could you do with an extra, free, $200 million ?! π«’
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Itβs looking increasingly likely that Kristi Noem and Lewandowski funneled almost 200 million in government money to a company that is run by her friend and that nobody can give an address for.
Oh, and it was 8 days old when it was awarded the contract.
Trump hints he wants the Statue of Liberty remodeled in Melaniaβs image β¦
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Even the C-Span closed caption stenocaptioners are having a field day with Kristi Noem.
With her actual husband sitting directly behind her, they call her βMiss Gnomeβ as sheβs questioned about her private bedroom boudoir on the taxpayer funded βCorey Lewandowski jet.β
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Reporter: βPresident Trump, any words about the six Americans that have been killed?"
Trump: