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Three US fighter jets accidentally shot down by Kuwaiti air defenses, military says | CNN Three US fighter jets crashed in Kuwait on Monday due to an “apparent friendly fire incident,” the US military said in a statement.

Thanks Trump, Rubio, & Hegseth.

If you haven’t already sold our military secrets to our enemies, they now know that they can steal & copy Kuwait’s American bought anti-aircraft technology to use against us.

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Donald J. Trump The White House Correspondents Association has asked me, very nicely, to be the Honoree at this year's Dinner, a long and storied tradition since it began in 1924, under then President Calvin Coolidge. In honor of our Nation's 250th Birthday, and the fact that these "Correspondents" now admit that I am truly one of the Greatest Presidents in the History of our Country, the G.O.A.T., according to many, it will be my Honor to accept their invitation, and work to make it the GREATEST, HOTTEST, and MOST SPECTACULAR DINNER, OF ANY KIND, EVER! Because the Press was extraordinarily bad to me, FAKE NEWS ALL, right from the beginning of my First Term, I boycotted the event, and never went as Honoree. However, I look forward to being with everyone this year.

When you think his narcissism has reached the depths of hell, Trump finds another bunker stairwell …

(This is real.)

Q: "Do you think Trump should be deposed by this committee?"

HILLARY: "Absolutely. Trump has been held civilly liable for sexual assault by a jury of his peers. That is behavior that fits a pattern."

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At least they are blaming Vance instead of Biden this time.

Hilarious indeed.

Old times …

Boebert: Have you reviewed any Epstein files that were released that you believe reference or relate to those specific 2016 claims regarding the Podesta emails Comet ping pong pizza used as code possibly.

Clinton: Pizzagate was totally made up. I can't believe you're even referencing it

When you’re in the middle of reading a teleprompter, & you feel the overflowing contents of your diaper seep down your legs, pass your cankles …

Hillary Clinton finding out Lauren Boebert is posting photos of her testimony: "If you guys are doing that, I am done. You can hold me in contempt from now until the cows come home. this is just typical behavior... We all are abiding by the same rules."

Boebert: "I... I will take that down."

A clip from the moment Hillary Clinton found out Lauren Boebert took an unauthorized photo of her deposition: 'I'm done!'

Jesus. F*cking. Christ.

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See ? Told ya …

Trump hosted yet another glitzy millionaire fundraiser at his Mar-a-Lago resort on Saturday night after attacking Iran that resulted in over 100 children killed while they were at school.

We leave the Trump - Epstein war coverage & now return you to our regular mass shootings … 😮

No such verifiable quote from Smedley either.

Closest is "War is a racket.”

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“incompetence”

A Loomer hickey ?

“The United States is an oil company with an army.”

— Usually attributed to George Carlin, but no verifiable source

Very rarely are shingles around the neck region, and they are absolutely NOT contagious.

Itchy & painful, yes.

People with shingles most commonly have a rash around the left or right side of their torso.

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Starmer: "I will not permit, I will not commit our military personnel to unlawful action. That is not what they would expect and deserve. They are entitled to better than that."

Massive butt rash.

His incompetence is leaking.

Râpe mates.

Don’t forget why any of this is happening.

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I’ve found myself randomly laughing all day at how Donald Trump’s sad attempt at creating a bin Laden moment like Obama was thwarted by him wearing enough makeup to look like his mother.

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