Chris Toplack

People who silently observe your posts without ever reacting, commenting, or engaging aren't really your friends, they're just spectators in your life.

In the not-so-distant future, every influencer's content will devolve into reviewing mediocre fast-food options.

Will I live to see this?

For my sake, I hope not.

Kieran Culkin performs with such authenticity that he makes you forget you're watching an actor.

David Lynch was undoubtedly one of my favourite storytellers, and his loss fills me with sadness.

His extraordinary ability to see the strange and wonderful hiding within the ordinary touched me.

I've always viewed him as a brilliant outsider who made art for all the other outsiders.

Old friends keep living without you. Nobody gets "lost." They're living their lives, making choices, screwing up or succeeding. You're doing the same damn thing. You're not in their story anymore, and they're not in yours. That's not sad; that's how this whole game works.

I miss those simpler days of walking into video stores and choosing movies by their titles and covers. No spoilers or endless reviews. Just pure anticipation in discovering a hidden gem or a delightfully terrible B-movie.

You haven’t truly experienced The Shining until you’ve seen it in a theater. This was my third viewing on the big screen.

We can summon cars with our phones and have robots vacuum our floors, yet, in 2025, 'Dark Mode' as a default option is still elusive to us across most platforms.

The Final Years of Mike Awesome

https://youtu.be/uS8wqocMKzk

Head over to #TheSignatureSpot YouTube page to check out the newest video taking a look at The Final Years of Mike Awesome.

#MikeAwesome #wrestlesky #WWE #WCW #ECW #AJPW #ProWrestlingNOAH

Half of 90's sitcom disasters could have been avoided if characters discovered this revolutionary invention called a door lock, or the equally groundbreaking concept of not letting every neighbour, friend, and relative barge into their homes unannounced.

These manufactured "slice of life" moments from celebrities are carefully crafted by teams of content strategists who've mastered the art of making them seem just like us.

“Paint me like one of those French girls.” - Timbit

Pizzeria Madre 👌

#LdnOnt

LinkedIn is Facebook in a cheap suit. It's where people craft fake versions of themselves. Everyone's a "visionary thought leader," which is merely a fancy phrase for "I sit in meetings."

"This ad from McDonald's was created by AI using one prompt."

Wonderful, because the perfectly styled food in regular ads wasn't unrealistic enough.

Deck the halls with Macho Madness
Fa la la la la, la la la la (fa la la la la, la la la la) 🎶

And maybe a few additional times, just to be safe.

Introduce yourself with four video games.

While others chase wealth, mansions, and global adventures,
I find peace in eventually fading into anonymity and letting my creative spirit shine through various pen names, free from institutional control.

"I Know What You Did Last Summer" gets all the attention, but personally, I'm a bigger fan of its indie cousin, "I Vaguely Remember Something You Might Have Done Sometime Between March and May."

Waiting for others to lead your story means surrendering your power.

The hero's role belongs to you.

Your story bends to your will.

Mentally, I am here.

#LdnOnt

One of my favourite phrases from any menu is "Make any Sandwich into a wrap."

Yes, as a matter of fact, I think I will.

A literary masterpiece

They don't lose sleep wondering how your day went or even know you exist, except as a number in their social media metrics.

They need your obsession with their transformations to stay "relevant." That magical word keeps their bank accounts full and the attention cycle moving.

Isn't it fascinating how we flock to celebrity transformations? "Oh look, they got their face stretched!" "Wow, new nose!" "Whoa, they lost 50 pounds!"

We treat their physical changes like victories for humanity.

Trend chasers are usually time wasters. Many will reflect on years gone by and think, "Why did I invest so much energy in things that didn't matter?"

Focus on what truly matters to you and build memories worth keeping.

Among life's great regrets: never discovering firsthand why S Club 7 insisted that there is "ain't no party like an S Club party." The mystery will forever haunt me.

Here's a radical idea: let's stop making everything idiot-proof. Let's stop putting rubber corners on reality. Maybe, just maybe, if we stop protecting people from the consequences of their stupidity, they will either wise up or... well, nature will sort it out.

Perhaps those who mistreat or abandon animals should experience life as a penguin's neighbour in Antarctica but minus the benefit of warm, cozy clothing.