Terminal Value🧃

Scotiabank gotta reopen the precious metals desk at King & Bay. Unseal the vaults, gentlemen

If you had told me twenty years ago that the price of gold would hit $4,000 and almost nobody would be talking about it...!

@davedaveson.bsky.social sardonically guessed a vulture was more likely... I put my images into ChatGPT and he's right, this is a black vulture, common in downtown Austin

lol famous last words

They’re good shit they just get right on top of you

Nobody but me is going to tell you this: Cutwater canned alcoholic beverages are named that because you’re supposed to cut them with water. Mix that Lime Margarita with club soda at a 1:1 ratio. And thank me later when you don’t end up dead or in jail

You know what, I just put this picture into ChatGPT, and it is a black vulture, not an eagle!

An eagle circles the American flag at the Texas State Capitol

Cage the Elephant performs at Austin City Limits

Did we ever figure out the Taiwanese brand of white board markers Jensen Huang uses? Apparently he’s very particular and will only use one specific brand? I must have the markers

When a business book claims its advice is “backed up by rigorous scientific evidence from behavioral economics”

Just found out "Austrian" has another meaning beyond "libertarian goldbug"... apparently it can also just mean "somebody born in Austria"

No moat here. I grow those jawns in my backyard

A key difference between Bitcoin and classic bubbles like South Sea and tulip mania: classic, textbook bubbles do not reinflate. Not investment advice

Just a reminder that In March 2022 BCA Research said there was a 10% chance of “civilization-ending thermonuclear war in the next 12 months”

Server caught me taking a photo of my smoothie like a cozycore chunky-knit ankle-bootie pumpkin spice millennial in 2015. Well, I think it’s cute

Yeah he replied "lol stay poor" and blocked me

Not investment advice

I aspire to this

When you're in your mid-twenties dancing on a bar to Lady Gaga you could never imagine how satisfied you will one day be by well-organized cable management

No groupchat formed against me shall prosper

We really got the rapture before we got a printer that doesn't need a cyan cartridge refill to print black & white

Well, another day of getting to my desk before 8 AM as the CEO of Tylenol, after my morning meditation, ice bath, sauna, and reflecting on five things I’m thankful for. Now, time to check what’s in the news

First dentist that names his practice DENTIST NEAR ME instead of the typical generic Smile Dentistry type name is gonna be booked solid

Your city doesn’t have an archipelago made of piled-up construction waste turned into a nature reserve, that the waves of a mighty Great Lake crash against incessantly? Oh. Mine does

Just found out I have been doing “walking meditation” (going on long aimless walks alone, looking at what’s around me, mind blank) for years. How enlightened of me

You're a legend

This guy was trying to extort me!!!

Or they could just ban Bloomberg Opinion columnists instead

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