Terminal Value🧃

Some personal news: delighted to accept Donald Trump's nomination of me for Fed chair. Commentators are calling me "the most physically-attractive Fed chair in the history of monetary policy"

Jeff Bezos wanted to go to space, which requires money, so he started Amazon.com and ran it for 27 years to get rich.

He now runs a rocket company, which he funds with periodic sales of his Amazon stock. He's also been to space.

Generalised life advice is tricky.

And a mere $400!

In that case give me a double double and a honey cruller

We're gonna be working for the elephants someday. Mark my words

Need to practice the death glare in the mirror

Don’t tell me to calm down ChatGPT, YOU CALM DOWN

AI thinkboys are never beating the weirdo allegations

Your everyday use of voice typing could help a Latvian hacker scam thousands of dollars from naive seniors who still answer unknown numbers. Does your grandma know what bitcoin is? She will

Me trying to intimidate the DJ at my friend’s 40th birthday party into playing a second Nelly song

Me scrolling back to 2016 on the Instagram of somebody I’m cyberstalking trying not to accidentally click anything

I like using a wooden cutting board. People say don’t use it because you’re eating bits of wood. I’m fine with that. That’s what my ancestors ate. The ancient Caucasians

The only “bird app” we recognize

I was #102 so did not make the list. So close. Get ‘em next year

Yet again women are elbowed out of leadership roles due to old-boys-club cronyism

“2008 Global Financial Crisis” hoodie goes hard

The mainstream publishing industry doesn’t have the guts to publish my children’s book about discounted cash flow modelling

Women are now getting salmon DNA infusions to become mermaids. How did we let social media convince us we need to become woman-fish chimeras to be “good enough”?

Realest LinkedIn About section ever

American men have uploaded over 100,000 photographs of their penises to ChatGPT. Urology researchers believe this database can be used to come up with new medical treatments. They won’t be using yours though because it looks weird

Got a summons for jury duty... I told them I don’t get involved in other people’s drama

Literally so me… “I love classical music… the violins, the horn section… this is probably Beethoven or something…”

A single Canadian dollar eh? Tempting but I already have plans to buy a bunch of green onions later as a snack, so I’m afraid I can’t spare it

That escalated fast

14-Nov: "Domino’s $DOM turns to fried chicken as chief says Britain nearing peak pizza" (FT)

Today: "Andrew Rennie is stepping down as CEO ... with immediate effect" (RNS)

www.ft.com/content/23c2...

Isn't it crazy how if somebody asked you to tell them the hotkeys to, say, freeze panes in Excel, you can't tell them, but when Excel is open in front of you, you can do it in a microsecond without thinking (Alt, W, F, F)

Extremely strong service work here

The Fed

We back!

The Cardinal Sign of a Bubble: Supply-Side Gluttony Part 1 of The Heretic’s Guide to AI’s Stars

Michael Burry just launched a paywalled Substack 👀 michaeljburry.substack.com/p/the-cardin...