Terminal Value🧃

it’s not cool to hammer away at shit no one appreciates for no money, no recognition, no appreciation. that’s a hobby. performance demands an audience. what you do in the shadows by yourself doesn’t strike at the heart of others, doesn’t move them, doesn’t demand their entanglement, doesn’t matter.

Great round up of charts👇👇

When last place is still pretty great 🤨 'Nearly all major equity markets have outperformed the U.S. in 2025' 🤷🏻‍♂️

When last place is still pretty great 🤨 www.tker.co/p/us-stock-m...

sure sex is great but have you ever tried xlookup?

What phase of the cycle are we at when Aswath Damodaran is buying Pokemon cards profgmedia.substack.com/p/is-this-th...

Let's get her on the speakerphone and settle this

I'm talking to my CCP handler right now and he says your feng shui is terrible

A single Canadian dollar for X Premium eh? Tempting, but I already have plans to buy a succulent Spanish onion later as a snack, so I’m afraid I can’t spare it

UTM stands for Urchin Tracking Module? That is downright whimsical

Didn’t know you can get high-heeled Converse… So elegant… Should I cop?

Just learning that there are no conveyor belt sushi restaurants left in downtown Toronto. Thanks Trudeau

The FBI really said “WHAT ARE THOOOOSE”

For the 18th year in a row, the competitors in the Microsoft Excel World Championship are all male. When invited to compete, women replied that they were “busy that night”, “got plans but have fun!!!” or “it’s not really my thing haha”

What a time to be alive

GenZ will wear one AirPod in for their grandma‘s funeral

My can of White Monster Energy froze solid in the hotel bar fridge. “Life begins on the far side of despair” - Jean-Paul Sartre

The millennial sense of humour and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

Nobody anywhere is trying to make anything “look more Canadian” than it actually is

Lina Khan’s FTC strong-armed the EU to block Amazon’s acquisition of Roomba, and now the Chinese have detailed maps of the inside of your house. A+ work

Yes I did get the phone back… as Otto von Bismarck said, God has a special providence for fools, drunkards, and the United States of America

Still thinking about her (this Italiano sandwich I ate at Marina Submarine in San Francisco last week)

Last photo I took on Saturday night before drunkenly losing my phone

Some personal news: delighted to accept Donald Trump's nomination of me for Fed chair. Commentators are calling me "the most physically-attractive Fed chair in the history of monetary policy"

Jeff Bezos wanted to go to space, which requires money, so he started Amazon.com and ran it for 27 years to get rich.

He now runs a rocket company, which he funds with periodic sales of his Amazon stock. He's also been to space.

Generalised life advice is tricky.

And a mere $400!

In that case give me a double double and a honey cruller

We're gonna be working for the elephants someday. Mark my words

Need to practice the death glare in the mirror

Don’t tell me to calm down ChatGPT, YOU CALM DOWN

AI thinkboys are never beating the weirdo allegations