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Haelyn Kiorith

@haelynkiorith.bsky.social

(PARODY ACCOUNT OF A DND CHARACTER) Tiefling Rogue, thief and former assassin for hire. Very substantial and ever-growing body count (in both senses) and great taste in clothing. Bisexual.

8 Followers  |  8 Following  |  35 Posts  |  Joined: 29.01.2026  |  2.2306

Latest posts by haelynkiorith.bsky.social on Bluesky

Gladly. Have any interest in joining?

07.02.2026 09:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Gladly. Where would you like convene? I have an abundance of pretty talk I could give you...

07.02.2026 09:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I could very easily make it so you no longer have to deal with her, but I know you wouldn't like that...

07.02.2026 08:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Truly, I do understand, and I wish you could enjoy the festivities alongside us. It's truly unfortunate, the woman you came from.

07.02.2026 08:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You underestimate the size of the void left by your absence, dear.

07.02.2026 08:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Unfortunately I don't think so either, though unlike you I'm rather excited for this Gala.

07.02.2026 08:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You've got a point there...

07.02.2026 08:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, I suppose now's a great chance to get your brother out of the house, and if you were ever interested in having kids, now's a great chance....

07.02.2026 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Agreed.

07.02.2026 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly I'm not sure if Vicktor would even be on such a place as this. He doesn't seem the most socially adept.

07.02.2026 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Aw, don't enjoy Grey's steering?

07.02.2026 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hello, darling.

06.02.2026 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

How unfortunate.

06.02.2026 05:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe I observed wrong... I highly doubt it, though.

06.02.2026 05:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just an observation, is all. Nothing to worry about.

06.02.2026 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, nothing....

06.02.2026 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you find the idea of me wearing heels silly? I've been told I pull them off quite nicely. Heeled boots have always been to my liking, though I suppose not all people like the idea of a tall man in heels. I suppose you like your men a bit more... metallic.

06.02.2026 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It means whatever you'd like it to, darling.

06.02.2026 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You may have been in heels, but I was having certain muscles needed for walking obliterated by your ex and company. And you're not the only one who can walk in heels, darling.

06.02.2026 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I see. Well, hopefully with us there, things will be much less of a bore. I'd be glad to be an entertainer of sorts if you so desire...

06.02.2026 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You seem incredibly unexcited for the Gala you invited us to... Is this not meant to be a light-hearted event?

06.02.2026 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

.... If you say so.

06.02.2026 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Interesting. Well, consider this another form of practice for social interraction, I suppose. Or perhaps a place to truly be yourself, whichever you prefer.

06.02.2026 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lovely.

06.02.2026 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aw, I would never dream it. Your mother, on the other hand... would you mind if I relieved her of some of her posessions?

06.02.2026 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, consider me surprised. I thought you of all people would be interested in this, given you're a person in a position of socialization and whatnot.

06.02.2026 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Harass"? Oh, how lowly you think of us. And I thought you were finally starting to warm up to us, especially after our... "group bonding"...

06.02.2026 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Some may ask, "Why steal from the rich?". My question is, why not? They have the money to replace whatever I steal, while the same might not be able to be said vise versa. Besides, sometimes rich people can have exquisite taste, and I'd like a piece of that.

05.02.2026 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A lovely life tip for some; fireplaces are a great investment. Warmth and light all winter long, all for the cost of wood and possibly some manual labour. I enjoy my fires best with a lovely book and some delightful, aromatic tea, both of which definitely weren't stolen.

04.02.2026 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just thought of that time last year when Miri tried to make me a birthday cake. Poor thing burnt the outside and thought it was ruined. I came home to her in tears... the cake was great though. Never letting her forget that incident.

03.02.2026 07:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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