Gladly. Have any interest in joining?
07.02.2026 09:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@haelynkiorith.bsky.social
(PARODY ACCOUNT OF A DND CHARACTER) Tiefling Rogue, thief and former assassin for hire. Very substantial and ever-growing body count (in both senses) and great taste in clothing. Bisexual.
Gladly. Have any interest in joining?
07.02.2026 09:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Gladly. Where would you like convene? I have an abundance of pretty talk I could give you...
07.02.2026 09:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I could very easily make it so you no longer have to deal with her, but I know you wouldn't like that...
07.02.2026 08:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Truly, I do understand, and I wish you could enjoy the festivities alongside us. It's truly unfortunate, the woman you came from.
07.02.2026 08:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0You underestimate the size of the void left by your absence, dear.
07.02.2026 08:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Unfortunately I don't think so either, though unlike you I'm rather excited for this Gala.
07.02.2026 08:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0You've got a point there...
07.02.2026 08:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well, I suppose now's a great chance to get your brother out of the house, and if you were ever interested in having kids, now's a great chance....
07.02.2026 05:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Agreed.
07.02.2026 03:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Honestly I'm not sure if Vicktor would even be on such a place as this. He doesn't seem the most socially adept.
07.02.2026 03:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Aw, don't enjoy Grey's steering?
07.02.2026 02:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hello, darling.
06.02.2026 19:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0How unfortunate.
06.02.2026 05:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Maybe I observed wrong... I highly doubt it, though.
06.02.2026 05:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Just an observation, is all. Nothing to worry about.
06.02.2026 04:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Oh, nothing....
06.02.2026 03:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Do you find the idea of me wearing heels silly? I've been told I pull them off quite nicely. Heeled boots have always been to my liking, though I suppose not all people like the idea of a tall man in heels. I suppose you like your men a bit more... metallic.
06.02.2026 03:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0It means whatever you'd like it to, darling.
06.02.2026 03:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0You may have been in heels, but I was having certain muscles needed for walking obliterated by your ex and company. And you're not the only one who can walk in heels, darling.
06.02.2026 03:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I see. Well, hopefully with us there, things will be much less of a bore. I'd be glad to be an entertainer of sorts if you so desire...
06.02.2026 03:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0You seem incredibly unexcited for the Gala you invited us to... Is this not meant to be a light-hearted event?
06.02.2026 02:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0.... If you say so.
06.02.2026 02:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Interesting. Well, consider this another form of practice for social interraction, I suppose. Or perhaps a place to truly be yourself, whichever you prefer.
06.02.2026 02:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Lovely.
06.02.2026 02:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Aw, I would never dream it. Your mother, on the other hand... would you mind if I relieved her of some of her posessions?
06.02.2026 02:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Well, consider me surprised. I thought you of all people would be interested in this, given you're a person in a position of socialization and whatnot.
06.02.2026 02:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0"Harass"? Oh, how lowly you think of us. And I thought you were finally starting to warm up to us, especially after our... "group bonding"...
06.02.2026 00:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Some may ask, "Why steal from the rich?". My question is, why not? They have the money to replace whatever I steal, while the same might not be able to be said vise versa. Besides, sometimes rich people can have exquisite taste, and I'd like a piece of that.
05.02.2026 19:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A lovely life tip for some; fireplaces are a great investment. Warmth and light all winter long, all for the cost of wood and possibly some manual labour. I enjoy my fires best with a lovely book and some delightful, aromatic tea, both of which definitely weren't stolen.
04.02.2026 01:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just thought of that time last year when Miri tried to make me a birthday cake. Poor thing burnt the outside and thought it was ruined. I came home to her in tears... the cake was great though. Never letting her forget that incident.
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