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Janet Elizabth Swainston - Swanie Prod. Ltd.

@swanieprods.bsky.social

Screenwriter/director/producer with a wild imagination, a deep sense of the absurd and a macabre sense of humour. Website coming soon. I block political accts, trolls, bots and randos. https://www.imdb.com/name/nm12590648/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk

1,451 Followers  |  566 Following  |  3,844 Posts  |  Joined: 20.05.2023  |  2.1615

Latest posts by swanieprods.bsky.social on Bluesky

Praying for you.

04.08.2025 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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#scriptsky

04.08.2025 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Winner, winner
Chicken ceasar for dinner!

#scriptsky

03.08.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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elmo from sesame street standing in front of a wall ALT: elmo from sesame street standing in front of a wall

Water is wet.

Fire is hot.

AI is theft and bad for the environment.

Nothing to discuss, right Elmo?

03.08.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Network ISA

03.08.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nate is dropping some very good advice and information.

Work hard, know your worth, be humble, be respectful and never be afraid to ask for something you want.

Give it a read.

03.08.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ew….it’s not even a very rhythmic or sexy song.

03.08.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel that way about Stairway To Heaven.

When my brother was learning guitar, that was his practice song … for 2 whole months.

Every day, for 1 hour.

I loathe that song like nothing else.

03.08.2025 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character is laughing with his mouth open in front of a fire . ALT: a cartoon character is laughing with his mouth open in front of a fire .

You never let me have any fun!

*stamps foot like a toddler

03.08.2025 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@coverfly.bsky.social

Can you clear up this information.

If we don’t download our data and delete our accounts, will our data be sold to another company?

Can we download our data but NOT delete our account?

What happens to our scripts after the site closes down?

Thank you.

03.08.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay but this is on you! LOL

03.08.2025 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a black jacket and khaki pants is standing in a dirt field ALT: a man in a black jacket and khaki pants is standing in a dirt field

I promise not to post any song lyrics today.

#scriptsky

@leahfromsd.bsky.social said I had to stop.

03.08.2025 12:02 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Giddy up

02.08.2025 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#scriptsky

And then it was all..

β€œRelax” said the night man,
β€œWe are programmed to receive, you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave”

I wasn’t having any of that so I grabbed one of them aforementioned knives and fought my way out the door.

02.08.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

#scriptky

And then in the master’s chamber, they gathered for the feast, they stabbed it with their steely knives, but they just couldn’t kill the beast.

The last thing I remember, is running for the door, I had to find the passage back to the place I was before.

02.08.2025 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

#Scriptsky

Now let me tell you about this hotel…

Mirrors on the ceiling, pink champagne on ice, and this woman said β€œWe are all just prisoners here, of our own device” (whatever that means).

02.08.2025 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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02.08.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#Scriptsky

I can’t remember if I have anything on my reading list.

I’m having a bit of brain fog due to poor sleep last night, where I woke up with a cramp in my thigh muscle of the leg I was lying on, and then kicked my poor kitty off the bed.

I have apologized.

02.08.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Awesome.

02.08.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mwaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha…

There was a sign that said …

Welcome to the Hotel California.

And it was…

Such a lovely place, such a lovely face.

02.08.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Mwa ha ha ha ha!

02.08.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is sitting in the back seat of a car and smiling ALT: a man is sitting in the back seat of a car and smiling

See, I was riding in this car…

…on a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair, warm smell of Colitas, rising up through the air.

Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light, my head grew heavy and my eyes grew dim, so I stopped for the night.

02.08.2025 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Finally found a home for a title that’s been rattling around my brain for years.

Something in the Water

02.08.2025 12:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Uh oh.

02.08.2025 12:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ohhh….goood.

01.08.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s not dumb! Take that back.

It’s hilarious.

01.08.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#scriptsky
#firstpagefriday
#funpagefriday

01.08.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I already posted my page…do I need to do it again?

*sigh*

Okay.

01.08.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks for writing it!

You said I would love it, and I did. So very much.

01.08.2025 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I stay up late and rise early LOL….

01.08.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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