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Janet Elizabth Swainston - Swanie Prod. Ltd.

@swanieprods.bsky.social

Screenwriter/director/producer with a wild imagination and a macabre sense of humour. https://janetswainston.wixsite.com/my-site-3 Home | My Site 3 I block political accts, trolls, bots and randos. https://www.imdb.com/name/nm12590648/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk

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I tried them a year ago, I lasted about a week because I didn’t have the time for that kind of immature foolishness.

04.03.2026 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of a cat riding another cat on its back . ALT: a cartoon of a cat riding another cat on its back .

No, I endorse your podcast.

You are very handsome, ruggedly handsome.

Now cut it out!

04.03.2026 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

#scriptsky

I endorse this message.

04.03.2026 11:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You gotta be you, Brett.

Besides, you haven’t steered yourself wrong yet.

03.03.2026 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Tuesday.

03.03.2026 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For me it’s over 95

03.03.2026 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks Brian…hope you love the story as much.

03.03.2026 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol….

02.03.2026 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Guy gives outstanding notes…and yours are on par with his.

02.03.2026 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol

02.03.2026 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A productive writing day.

Gained entry via the gates of hell for the Harpies.

3 scenes in this new banger.

02.03.2026 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Listening to back in the day Van Halen…David Lee Roth was the better front man, and Eddie Van Halen was and will always be one of the greatest axe men ever born.

Long live the King!

02.03.2026 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A compliment…you are fantastic.

02.03.2026 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And your feedback is as good as Guy Crawford’s feedback so…

02.03.2026 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It happens L.E. … you get a writer who is usually a newbie and they just don’t know how to take constructive critique. They just want to be told they are perfect.

02.03.2026 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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Other Monday Motiviation

Get it made.

Getting read is only half the assignment, getting it made is the other half.

Do both while getting paid?

Goal Unlocked!

02.03.2026 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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Monday Motiviation

The point of screenwriting is to GET PAID…screenwriters don’t get famous unless they also direct/act (or you’re Shane West).

Write, get paid, next script.

That’s the assignment.

02.03.2026 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Blue Monday

02.03.2026 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#scripstky

SHITAKE HAPPENS!: Attack of the Mushroom People meets Tucker & Dale vs Evil

BAD SUSHI: Day of the Dead meets Creature from the Black Lagoon

ROTTEN WASABI: The Alligator People meets Lord of the Flies

TOFU TERROR: The Blob meets The Fly

02.03.2026 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gang I deleted the previous QT on this.

Anyway here's some scripts. Read them if you like.

#Scriptsky #filmsky

01.03.2026 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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Finally got feedback on my script.

Thankfully the reader was able to complete it.

And the feedback was outstanding, as per usual.

01.03.2026 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can forgive that!

01.03.2026 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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Happy Sunday!

01.03.2026 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

3 were you

01.03.2026 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dinner is served!

YUM!!!!

28.02.2026 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This didn’t happen with the first 5 scripts I uploaded.

Got some amazing notes.

I’m very surprised at this.

28.02.2026 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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#writing #screenwriting #writingcommunity #scriptsky

28.02.2026 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

So…1 and 2?

28.02.2026 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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2nd time in two weeks where a script of mine hosted on @storypeer.com has been claimed and not reviewed (2nd time it was claimed 4 days ago and still nothing).

WTF is going on?

I’m getting paranoid.

LOL

28.02.2026 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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Bolognaise is simmering on the stove.

Baguette is thawing so I can make garlic bread.

This is my peace today.

28.02.2026 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0