Penny :3 🏳️‍⚧️

This is where beginners with bad codes come in handy

Bro tooked "let me give you a hand" too seriously

Im not comfortable giving exact locations but its a queer coffee shop in AZ. I can DM you if needed

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HIIIISTOOOORY!

BLACK MOLD!

VEEEEEERSUUUUUS....

BRAIN WORM!

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Seriously it sounds disgusting, as if we're all just machines with parts. Is she a cyborg in disguise?

For real she thinks about trans people more than trans people themselves

Yo i just read your zine at a queer meetup and I love it! I admit its been a journey breaking away from shame culture but I am rockin it. Thank you for this, Ima get a digital copy, maybe print some if that's ok with you.

See? White genocide is happening! MASS DEPORTATION NOW! /joke

Meanwhile arguing with transphobes right wingers

"It is scientifically true that there exists more than two sexes, as intersex is a thing, and trans people are valid"

"SOURCE?"

< 20 articles and studies from highly reputable scientific sources >

"Ehhh i don't know trans people still aren't real"

"If your business can't survive without exploitation, it should not be a thing to begin with"

This happened to so many great creators im not even surprised anymore

This guy blew up on the internet. Happy for him

o7

*USSR anthem plays in the background*

Need

Alt text because my dumbass forgot

A BlueSky post by Matthew Champion, titled

200 people spent millions on Trump's memecoin and got rewarded with this dinner

With a link to WIRED and a picture of the dinner, placed on the plate that says "TRUMP | WASHINGTON DC" and very cheap airplane food.

They got airplane food ahh dinner

You can buy a ticket, take a week vacay to another country and the food they serve you on the plane will be miles better than this

Ya know, this might be mind blowing but... its possible for a gov to do both good and bad things. Its like how someone can be a sweetheart and an asshole simultaneously.

Even the worst dictatorships has done good things. Its important to see bad where it happens, and not have blind trust.

"We love women so much we are on the side that constantly want to take away their rights, from the rights to their own body to their right to democracy. Why don't women like us back?"

Oooh fellow Black Parade fan

Hoo hoo hee hee 😂

A picture of the page on the JKRWF fund First question: please briefly outline your reasons for applying to the JKRWF: Answer: Agnus Dei, qui tollis peccata mundi, dona eis requiem. Lux æterna luceat eis, Domine: Cum Sanctis tuis in æternum: quia pius es. Second question: representative willing to take on your case, or have you approached one? Please provide details. Answer: Yes. Name's Saul. Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The constitution says you do. 3. What is it you want to achieve? eg. to get your job back or get compensation for loss of earnings; to effect a change of policy at work, or a change of policy within the organisation or authority you are challenging.* I want to make big money. Money so big that I can use it to build my personal Super Laser Piss 4. Please provide details of the action or complaints procedure taken to date including, if relevant, your employer's disciplinary procedures.* I was thrown out of the women's bathroom after going in there, peeking at random women's stalls and say you have big/small uhhh, things. 5. Please outline the current status of your case including any forthcoming court dates if you have them.* Have not taken legal actions yet im busy stealing Estrogen and causing chaos.

Continual of filling out the form for the JKR fund (2/4) 6. Please provide details to date of losses sustained or harms caused as a result of the case. Has your capacity to earn a living been affected by your beliefs about biological sex being unchangeable, or have you been forced to adopt policies regarding female-only spaces, safeguarding, personal welfare or employment that you fundamentally disagree with?* Yeah. Me being trans has led me to not be welcomed in my local MTG group's meetings anymore 7. Have you previously approached any other organisations or professional bodies for funding or support? If so, please provide details.* Yeah. I've asked PISS (People for the Integration of Super Soakers). 8. Are you crowdfunding your legal case? If so, please give a link to the site. Yeah. You can donate to it here. dontfundme.com/ 9. How much do you wish to apply for? Please provide a breakdown of how the funding would be used, including VAT where applicable.* A million American dollars please i would like to immigrate but its so expensive 10. When do you need the funding by and how long do you estimate the legal action will take?* Now! I want it now!

Continual of filling out the form for the JKRWF (3/4) 11. Have you applied to the JKRWF or J.K. Rowling personally for funding before?* No 12. Have you had any publicity or media attention around your case, and if so can you share links to or details of media coverage (along with any comments you may wish to make about their accuracy!) Not yet, but there will be, 13. Please provide details of any public social media accounts, blogs or websites you or your organisation holds, including on Twitter/X, Facebook, Instagram, LinkedIn, Substack, TikTok, Reddit etc. Hmmm. Ive heard they run rowlingisanass.com 14. Please briefly give us any supplementary information that might affect your application, eg. the effect the case has had on your life and mental health etc. Well ive been sad. Like really sad. Cue the smallest violin in the world

Continual of filling out form for the JKRWF Contact Details First Name* Rico Last Name* Rodriguez Email* <Censored> Phone number* 2003004000 Address* 123 S Jungle Ave, Babica, Insula Fonte, Medici As per our Privacy Policy: I agree to receive other communications from JKRWF. I agree to allow JKRWF to store and process my personal data.*

Ferb I know what we're gonna do today!

And if you slightly bump into a random lamppost its gonna cost you $18,000 to repair the little bump

Gives me a good reason! Ive been trying to ditch soda cuz they're bad for my teeth and this will help a lot

Its gonna be both funny and sad watching it blows up in his face. America has always relied on trades and immigration. Most stuff used within the country are imported, a lot of innovations are made with talents from out of country.

Lets see how America survives when it bites the hand that fed it.

Yee-haw! Who needs ropes and noose when you can catch cows with your tentacles.

Although the ropes is good for... something else. Something about being tied up.

"Illegals should not get due process"

"So, what will you do when they call YOU an illegal?"

"I prove that I am not"

"To who?"

"The courts. They'll protect me"

"If they deem you an illegal, and illegal = no due process, they aren't required to protect you. What will you do if they just refuse?"

From now on i'll stop showering alltogether. From my calculations i spend at least $50 a month on hygiene products of various kinds. Money efficiency baby! Who cares if I become a walking trash can that smells worse than a river full of garbage?

LOOK AT ME IM SUCH A BADASS. BLOWIN KIDS HEADS OFF IN A RANDOM THIRD WORLD COUNTRY

And once they finish that chapter we're gonna teach them how to make RAM sticks